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@shehulking.bsky.social

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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · Nov 16

Hi! I’m Jenn.

I’m mid-30s, live in London, and worked book retail for 16 years and these days I work customer support for book retail.

I’m aro/ace, I’ve a fun range of mental health problems and my favourite hobbies include napping and tea.

I’m terminally online and this isn’t my first rodeo.

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official nikk account @nikk.ca · 19h

absolute workhorse of a reaction image from over 100 years ago

elegant woman blasting a suitor in the face with the NO gun

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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 4h

Huge apologies I have had 2 seconds of one part of a song and now I have to listen to the entire song on repeat just so I can hear those 2 seconds until it feels uncomfortable

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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 4h

A human has never made me feel the way certain pairs of Doc Martens make me feel.

calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 6h

Spooky gear

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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 6h

Lolll, I just use “kind regards” but the rage behind it BUILDS

calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 6h

So so so gay although it was that relationship type I like where they’re awful to each other most of the time and won’t compromise in a way that would allow them to be together in any way

calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 6h

It was everything I wanted it to be and also everything you guys would want it to be

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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 6h

Sort-of? It’s also worse than if they had done but they might have done

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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 8h

I couldn’t wait to get back to my wild rogue rampage of hitching rides on bot-piloted transports and watching my serials.

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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 8h

I’m in the cheap seats though because I’m very invested in the Shakespeare/Marlowe play and in my bank balance (I bought these months ago and I didn’t have any money then either)

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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 8h

The lighting in the Wyndhams is not conducive for selfies, dang

calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 8h

I cannot spend £35 on this t-shirt from Born With Teeth, I cannot

calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 10h

Truly it is worthy of that!

calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 11h

A customer is so mad at me they have sent back an email signed off “NO regards” (capslock and all).

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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 13h

Yes they’re also posting Detective Pikachu gifs

calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 13h

Some days I do love work, like five people are cross-referencing a blurry Royal Mail delivery photo with google streetview and discussing

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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 16h

Awww yeah, when your stupid special interests combine

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Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 18h

I'm at Gare Du Nord. Guy in front of me is way overdressed. Dripping with jewels, wearing three crowns, a diamond ring on every finger. He's sweating loads too. Looks kinda nervous. Pretty sure his moustache is fake too. Takes all sorts.

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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 17h

I don’t know how it would work but I know it would be great

calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 18h

I think this might be the best thing I have ever put on the internet, frankly

calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 1d

Mando: “I am here to tell the story.”

Grogu: “And I am here for the food.”

a man in a helmet sits in a chair next to a baby

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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 18h

What fresh hell is this

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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 1d

Mando: “I am here to tell the story.”

Grogu: “And I am here for the food.”

a man in a helmet sits in a chair next to a baby

ALT: a man in a helmet sits in a chair next to a baby

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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 1d

I misheard something on It Takes Two the other day and thought Strictly was somehow having a Biscuit Week - I’d get fully behind this!

christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 1d

I think the different reality shows should mix and match their different themed weeks occasionally. I’d love to see Strictly do bread week.

calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 1d

The main character in this is ace and this book is SHREDDING me. Yes it’s scary and gory and body horror but the remembered feelings of teenage confusion and inadequacy and how I still panic about ~misleading people, it’s fucking me up.

calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 1d

This is so creative and efficient!