David S(hiv) Pumpkins
@shivvy.bsky.social
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shivvy.bsky.social
Strip Malls Have Become Battlefields
mostlymartha.bsky.social
My "Carthage must be destroyed" is "Speaking from the occupied state of California".
shivvy.bsky.social
woof. well, at least I know a lot of non-cartoon non-horse people who have managed to get and stay sober since my last watch!
shivvy.bsky.social
😕
cmonmaque.bsky.social
Justin Trudeau is dating Katy Perry and we’re all just gonna have to deal with that
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kandy.has.fish
Come look at this tree y'all.
shivvy.bsky.social
here for your highlights. or lowlights. just fyi
shivvy.bsky.social
“and yet more depressing now” yes I WILL quote you to yourself! I know it’s good but I just….

maybe an Amy Sedaris supercut on youtube some day. so many good visual gags in all those backgrounds too
shivvy.bsky.social
fast food is very gross when cooled down so this is a bad idea all around
shivvy.bsky.social
judging by how poorly I remember it, this was my big break up binge watch and I’ll probably leave it there!
luxalptraum.com
BOJACK: Is change possible? Am I good deep down?

ME: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
shivvy.bsky.social
*in a way that is sexily datable
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I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.
shivvy.bsky.social
what a post to find while I’m inhaling some delicious crinkle cut fries
junlper.beer
this subreddit is insane i’m obsessed
shivvy.bsky.social
it is! I feel like I catch @bevismusson.bsky.social most years but I have to also 📣
shivvy.bsky.social
much like the fondness for usps merch this could make an impact
sjjphd.bsky.social
I’m not trying to give @pbs.org ideas for raising money—but I am. I would buy women’s fit T-shirts of all my favorite childhood shows. Reading rainbow, 321 contact, square one, zoobiliee zoo. I feel like two generations will run to donate even more money for shirts with Levar Burton on them…
shivvy.bsky.social
Many other fab ones. USA is gross. France gave us NOTHING and the UK barely more than that. Ta!
shivvy.bsky.social
hold the goddamn phone. OP has a lovely “not talking about their appearance” standard but I’ve turned into a cartoon wolf and my eyes are popping out
bevismusson.bsky.social
Mr Sri Lanka. This is a rare case where I think the outfit would be better without the giant gold snakes around his head. Maybe add a cape, but I think the rest of the outfit (what little of it there is) is so great that he doesn't need the snakes.
A photo of a contestant at Mister Global 2025
shivvy.bsky.social
everyone in Spain looks like this
bevismusson.bsky.social
Mr Spain. I'm sure this is all very meaningful and traditional and all that, but... no. Just the socks and sandals is bad enough (plus that screams Mr England on holiday in Spain, not Mr Spain). He won the whole contest, but surely not for this look
A photo of a contestant at Mister Global 2025
shivvy.bsky.social
what a beautiful man I MEAN costume
bevismusson.bsky.social
Mr Philippines is the only one this year that even comes close to Mr Laos in terms of the giant amazing outfit. It's a very different approach to that kind of look but it's spectacular.
A photo of a contestant at Mister Global 2025
shivvy.bsky.social
holy fucking shit dude (dudes rock)
bevismusson.bsky.social
Mr Laos. Just when you though this year was a bit quiet on the insanely huge, bedazzled, symbolic costumes along comes Mr Laos and blows everyone else out of the water. This is insane, but it's also *so* good.
A photo of a contestant at Mister Global 2025
shivvy.bsky.social
Love it.
bevismusson.bsky.social
Mr China coming in hard with the first of the traditional and *stunning* looks. There's just the right element of cosplay to the look, the colours are stunning and we love a weapon as a prop in Mister Global (fnar). Although the shoe looks oddly clunky. Minor quibble though.
A photo of a contestant at Mister Global 2025
shivvy.bsky.social
This would work on me and my sensory need to pet something soft
bevismusson.bsky.social
Mr Ecuador. Look at how happy he is. This is a chap who is just *thrilled* to be there. Also look at how tiny his feet look peeping out of those giant fluffy trousers.
A photo of a contestant at Mister Global 2025
shivvy.bsky.social
I am given to understand that the tripartite Empire on Foundation is not in the books; if someone made Day up in 1983 this is what he’d wear
bevismusson.bsky.social
Mr Cuba I feel needs some explaining because surely he can't just be dressed as sexy Jesus mixed with Charlize Theron from Snow White & The Huntsman. It's a well made garment and he's smizing so very hard, but I surely do not understand.
A photo of a contestant at Mister Global 2025
shivvy.bsky.social
impeccable fall vibes as well
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clarajeffery.bsky.social
We will need Nuremberg-like trials
longtimehistory.bsky.social
ICE secretly kidnap autistic boy during bathroom break—never notify parents.

Mother reported him missing a week ago—turns out ICE had him detained the whole time.

He was helping sell fruit and asked to go to the restroom—by the time she was done helping a customer he was gone.

Houston, Texas