Simon Varwell
@simonvarwell.bsky.social
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Loves trains, the outdoors, travel, Esperanto, ambient and post-rock music, dystofic, good food and scrontous beer. Hates car-centric societies, late stage capitalism and courgette. He/him. Inverness | 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 | 🇪🇺 Work: @hisasimon.bsky.social
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Who’s the contractual basis that provides corporate convenience to its self-interested Gesell?

SCHAFT!
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Who’s the organic social unit that provides identity and togetherness to all its Gemein?

SCHAFT!
simonvarwell.bsky.social
The owner said it was “in mein shaft”.
simonvarwell.bsky.social
I guess by eating it I colonised it. Or maybe Bluesky colonised it by virtue of my skeet.
simonvarwell.bsky.social
Yes indeed. It’s a big headline on BBC News and Sport Scotland websites so sadly kind of avoidable.
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simonvarwell.bsky.social
Where do German mining companies keep their antelopes?

In a gazelle shaft.
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kenfromchicago.bsky.social
Yes. Fiction is Alternate History which is a subgenre of Science Fiction.
simonvarwell.bsky.social
Right thanks. Don’t know that one.
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nerdseyeview.bsky.social
all this frog talk makes me curious about absurd acts of resistance in the past. not just your becketts and ionescos, but the kind of citizen silliness that fucks up the narrative.
simonvarwell.bsky.social
I often think about this: bsky.app/profile/fess...
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As a teenager in Neustrelitz (East Germany), I painted small stones purple and left them all over town. Did it for years. It drove the police and Stasi nuts. It meant nothing. It just felt good to do something they couldn't control or understand.
simonvarwell.bsky.social
All fiction is genre fiction. Every single piece of literary fiction has a genre.
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
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thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social
I’m reading a book on anti gravity. It’s impossible to put down
simonvarwell.bsky.social
I must come visit and mention something else from the 1980s.
simonvarwell.bsky.social
The ultimate shun. Sorry for you.
simonvarwell.bsky.social
Had to google. Sorry to say that was before my time!
simonvarwell.bsky.social
041 if you’re outside Glasgow 338 6161.
bleary.off-the-records.com
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
Did people really memorize phone numbers before cell phones, or is that just a movie thing?
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I was watching some old shows from the 90s and noticed people would just dial numbers from memory - like they'd call their friends or family without looking anything up.
Made me wonder if that was actually normal back then? Did people genuinely have all their important numbers memorized, or did most folks keep a little address book or written list nearby?
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I’m sure you could state fair things about them.
simonvarwell.bsky.social
And some obligatory old buildings.
A canalside row of old buildings in the Flemish style (lots of stepped roof edges) and grey or brown stone. A big grey castle photographed through an arch.
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Obligatory Belgian waffle photo.
A waffle with a wee Belgian flag in it.