Single Female Lawyer
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glgehman.bsky.social
All you peacenik liberals wringing hands over what to do: Yes, of course, vote. It's your primary responsibility as a citizen.

But now more than ever, fulfill your second civic responsibility: Serve on juries. Never has it been more imperative to thwart rogue injustice.
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joshuasweitz.bsky.social
New reporting: many apparently fired at CDC in 'error'. This is a failure by design given that the admin does not care about fulfilling agency missions. This is the kind of error that should have political consequences.

Unserious people cause real-world harm.

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www.nytimes.com/2025/10/11/h...
Trump Administration Will Rehire Scores of Experts Fired in Error
www.nytimes.com
singlefemalelawyer.bsky.social
A perfect skeet—congratulations, poster
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wstafrican.bsky.social
This is cinema!
jamnpp.bsky.social
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
singlefemalelawyer.bsky.social
That’s a good question! I think so? It has a scent for sure but it’s not extra fragrant. I use it for pre-wash soaking—in a plastic tub in my tub overnight, then I rinse a few times *thoroughly* > wring > regular wash cycle. I can’t imagine there’d be any scent leftover by the end of the wash cycle
singlefemalelawyer.bsky.social
Lmao no, you don’t want soup, you want a bagel but you don’t have bagels. You do have soup, however!

You should eat enough soup to get the energy you need to go get yourself the breakfast you actually want—a bagel 🤣
singlefemalelawyer.bsky.social
It works so well you’ll be mad to realize the betrayal that no one’s ever told you about it lol. I couldn’t believe it—a bunch of stuff I was ready to trash (linens, tank tops, a swimsuit even) made to look brand new. And inexpensive like $8 on Amazon
singlefemalelawyer.bsky.social
Earlier this year I discovered oxyclean white revive. Seriously incredible product, idk how I’ve lived this long without knowing about it but if you want to whiten whites, highly recommend
Image of the product— distinct from regular oxyclean.
singlefemalelawyer.bsky.social
This thing can almost always be revived if there’s anything left to work with! But I also suggest bottom watering will help immensely because it’ll hasten new root growth downwards towards the water at the bottom of the pot
singlefemalelawyer.bsky.social
It will regrow new roots fast—are there any vines left? This one needs frequent pruning anyway—you can give it a haircut (take a big ol’ scissors and snip it at the soil line). Then lay it atop fresh soil, bottom water + plastic bag + high sun. (Or just try again with a new one if it’s beyond dead)
singlefemalelawyer.bsky.social
The other one likes *high* humidity.

Pre-self-watering pots, to revive the small one, I would literally tie a clear plastic bag over it and put it in the brightest spot available.

Give it a good watering, then plastic bag after a couple hrs drying time.

Then ignore it—thrives on neglect lol.
A plant in a white planter with a clear plastic bag apparently suffocating it back to life. If you want to get classy with it, a glass cloche would also work well if you already have one (eg for displaying baked goods) but they are pricey so I might suggest a plastic one if you don’t already own a glass one.
singlefemalelawyer.bsky.social
This is the sort of thing you learn through osmosis if you’ve ever once appeared in court—your name, followed by the party you’re there representing.

Was this her first time appearing in court?
emptywheel.bsky.social
According to the transcript from Jim Comey's arraignment, Lindsey the Insurance Lawyer did not describe who her client is, Donald Trump or the United States.
MR. LEMONS: Good morning, Your Honor. Tyler Lemons for the United States government. MS. HALLIGAN: Lindsey Halligan. MR. DIAZ: Good morning, Your Honor. Gabriel Diaz for the United States.
singlefemalelawyer.bsky.social
Is it still alive? It will come back if you start now!
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drleonj.bsky.social
Here’s a typical bundle of file papers from the Boston Municipal Court archives. It probably hasn’t been unwrapped since it was docketed in 1822. The organization of the sub-layers is significant, & I always photograph bundles so that I can put them back together as I found them. I love this work! 🗃️
singlefemalelawyer.bsky.social
Why is there a tax on groceries in any state?

Regressive ass tax policy.
Screenshot showing which states tax food and how much—

States with a reduced tax rate on groceries

- Alabama: 3.000%
- Arkansas: 0.125%
- Illinois: 1.000%
- Missouri: 1.225%
- Tennessee: 4.000%
- Utah: 1.750%
- Virginia: 1.000%

States with a standard sales tax rate on groceries

- Hawaii: 4.000% (Some residents can claim a tax credit on their tax returns.)
- Idaho: 6.000% (Most residents can claim a grocery credit on their tax returns.)
- Mississippi: 7.000%
- South Dakota: 4.200%
singlefemalelawyer.bsky.social
Oooo I’m locking in for the wardrobe inspo
singlefemalelawyer.bsky.social
I see a sbucks cup where there should be a Dunks cup.

Historically inaccurate Onion violence
singlefemalelawyer.bsky.social
On further thought—the nanouk especially hates getting its leaves wet. That is one you definitely don’t want to water from the top
singlefemalelawyer.bsky.social
Makes a big difference also because when you bottom-water, the roots grow downwards to reach the water. I have noticed my plants do better with it (irrespective of the self watering aspect)
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lolennui.bsky.social
So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”
singlefemalelawyer.bsky.social
What kind of pots do you have them in? The self watering pots has made ALL the difference in the world. I cannot emphasize enough! It’s the perfect cushion for when work/life/ general space cadet-ing gets in the way. These ones like to get hit at least weekly in MA—I imagine more often in TX sun.
singlefemalelawyer.bsky.social
So sorry to hear this Anna—you gave Minerva the gift of her best life ❤️ Minerva will be dearly missed