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Awkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social · Jul 12

PSA: How to pleasure a woman

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Awkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social · 40m

The most interesting thing to happen today is that I found out WD-40 stands for "Water Displacement, 40th formula". Going to use this as a chat opener at the next party I go to.

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Dan Douglas @dandouglas.bsky.social · 7h

i love how john candy’s wikipedia pic looks nothing like how you recall him looking at any point in his career but also goes extremely hard

a screenshot of John Candy’s Wikipedia photo, pictured with medium-length hair, a beard and sunglasses in 1993

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Awkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social · 1d

I know someone who lives above a Pizza Hut and they've seen the staff order in pizza from a rival for their lunch break.

Awkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social · 1d

💅

Awkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social · 1d

KFC

Awkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social · 1d

Pizza Shut

The Independent @the-independent.com · 1d

Dozens of Pizza Hut restaurants in the UK could close and hundreds of jobs are at risk after the dine-in side of its business collapsed into administration.

Dozens of Pizza Hut restaurants could shut as chain enters administration

Dozens of Pizza Hut restaurants in the UK could close and hundreds of jobs are at risk after the dine-in side of its business collapsed into administration.

www.independent.co.uk

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Awkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social · 1d

Restaurant that sells absolutely rank food could close {Larry David fainting gif}

The Independent @the-independent.com · 1d

Dozens of Pizza Hut restaurants in the UK could close and hundreds of jobs are at risk after the dine-in side of its business collapsed into administration.

Dozens of Pizza Hut restaurants could shut as chain enters administration

Dozens of Pizza Hut restaurants in the UK could close and hundreds of jobs are at risk after the dine-in side of its business collapsed into administration.

www.independent.co.uk

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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 1d

Fanny Twatts

England and Wales, Marriage Registration Index, 1837-2005

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Awkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social · 1d

People should have to retake their driving test every 10 years.

Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 4d

Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?

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Awkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social · 1d

I am watching a James Bond film

Awkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social · 1d

He looks like you lol

Awkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social · 2d

Used my hammer drill* while wearing lounge pants and a dressing gown, which is peak Sunday.
*not a euphemism

Awkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social · 2d

Always pleases me that my drill is called the GBH 2000.

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juux @juux.com · 2d

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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 2d

"Parking is such sweet sorrow"

Sky News @news.sky.com · 3d

Shakespeare family home damaged by reversing driver

A 17th-century building that housed William Shakespeare's family has been left damaged after a driver reversed into it.

news.sky.com

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Awkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social · 2d

People who let dogs lick their faces. #names

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Awkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social · 2d

It's alright. A dark, serious film. Of its time but also relevant to now with what is going on politically.

Awkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social · 2d

just seen the John Hurt speech that the Manics used on "Faster". Which is followed by a very hairy muff, just to lighten the mood I guess

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Awkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social · 2d

White wine

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Awkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social · 2d

Watching 1984 for the first time and am quite impressed that Richard Burton is in the same cast list as Rab C Nesbitt and Trigger from Only Fools and Horses.

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Awkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social · 2d

Drinking it out of a stein

Awkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social · 2d

"The Great Kevin Bacon. Twelve home bakers take part in a 'bake off', which will test every aspect of their breakfast-making skills. Hosted by Kevin Bacon."

Awkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social · 2d

Having a mega pint of wine like Johnny Depp

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Awkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social · 2d

It has been a very "oh, what a day" week, so I am opening the wine. #cans #ukcansscene #ohwhataday

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