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im smarsh im a 🌟full time writer🌟 currently working on: ⛓ THE ABSOLUTION PROTOCOL (a contained sci-fi thriller) 💊 SIDE EFFECTS (a near-future pilot about supplements) 🐈 WET FOOD (a light-hearted post-apocalyptic romp about a cat's pickiness) (she/they)

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smarsh @smarshtastic.bsky.social · Aug 17

THE ABSOLUTION PROTOCOL
Format: Feature
Genre: Sci-Fi Thriller
Page Count: 93

Logline: After escaping execution, a murderer and a crew of convicts must decide whether or not to save humanity when they awaken in deep space to an ominous alien presence.

#scriptsky#SciFiScriptSunday #screenwriting

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 6h

Farewell sweet Prince

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · Aug 14

Eric Adams is amazing because when he won every media person was leaping over each to go “this is the normal sane leadership that the political left doesn’t understand normal sane Americans crave” and then every day since that Eric Adams has been like “Leprechauns are real and I’m going to cook one”

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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 6h

[Exit Clown.]

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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 4h

Chuck Schumer, who did not endorse Zohran Mamdani, congratulates him.

Chuck Schumer Y @chuckschumer
X.com
I congratulate @ZohranKMamdani on his well-earned & historic victory.
We have worked together on a number of vital issues — like delivering historic debt relief for taxi drivers. I look forward to building on that partnership to keep NYC strong, fair, more affordable & thriving.
7:40 PM • 11/4/25 • 16K Views

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theraquizt.bsky.social @theraquizt.bsky.social · 5h

Congratulations to NYC on becoming the Trans Capital of the World!

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 6h

if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam

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Heather Antos @heatherantos.bsky.social · 5h

"The day NYC elects a Muslim Mayor will be the day I die."

--Dick Cheney probably

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The New Yorker @newyorker.com · 5h

A sneak peek at the cover of next week’s issue, which celebrates Zohran Mamdani’s historic win. #NewYorkerCovers
https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/451hFM

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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 5h

Mamdani has won more votes than the entire population of any of the 5 smallest states.

Angus Johnston @angus.bsky.social · 5h

Mamdani has won more votes than there are people in South Dakota.

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austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 5h

you know, I never thought I'd buy a copy of the Post but I might need to frame this one

Philip Bump @pbump.com · 6h

I'm mad. Please put in the newspaper that I'm mad.

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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 5h

Mamdani cracks 1M votes, the first NYC mayor to do so since John Lindsay in 1969

Totals by Candidate
11
Zohran Kwame Mamdani
1012850
50.32%
12
Curtis A. Sliwa
144123
7.16% |
13
Irene Estrada
2575
0.13% |
14
Eric L. Adams
6182
0.31%|
15
Joseph Hernandez
1228
0.06%
16
Andrew M. Cuomo
837398
41.61%
17
Jim Walden
2128
0.11% |
18
WRITE-IN
6163
0.31% |

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Tal B. Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 6h

mamdani is human. he'll fuck up and fail, especially with a hostile press and the giant mess that is nyc's politics. but today is a great day for the brave women who told what cuomo did, and for those of us who care that it should matter. that power shouldn't go to those who hurt the poweless.

Victor Ray @victorerikray.bsky.social · 6h

I'm happy that Mamdani won. But I won't let that get in the way of my celebrating Cuomo losing.

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Abe El-Raheb / Editor & Writer @eldashraheb.bsky.social · 7h

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

Dersh fantasizing about the Budd Dwyer special

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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 5h

It's just always nice to see Republicans eat shit. Great feeling

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Andrew Ihla @andrewihla.bsky.social · 6h

[in a way I haven't truly meant it all year] nice

Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 6h

ALL RIGHT AP JUST CALLED IT WITH 69% OF THE VOTE HA HA HA HA

Screen grab from the NYT saying

WINNER
Zohran Mamdani, a Democrat, wins the New York City mayoral race.
Race called by The Associated Press
Latest results from 1m ago
69% of votes in

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smarsh @smarshtastic.bsky.social · 5h

backing my moving truck into cuomo's front yard let's get ya to florida buddy

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Helena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 6h

everybody gets twenty-four hours to lib out with impunity, tonight is the cringe purge

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smarsh @smarshtastic.bsky.social · 6h

hey good job new york

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Lex McMenamin (they/them) @leximcmenamin.com · 6h

I am no longer employed so I'm not blogging Zohran tonight but I can just repeat exactly what I said in June :-)

he won on the back of a pro-migrant, pro-trans, pro-working class campaign. and also: Dem pundits are full of shit