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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · Aug 21

the chat is always with you, sweet prince, always

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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 1h

hell yeah

honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 2h

Anyway, all's well that ends

honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 2h

One of the reasons I don't drive is I have terrible spatial awareness and visual pattern recognition, what goes on outside my outermost molecules is of little interest to me, physically speaking

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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · Mar 30

to find the peace you seek you must first unfind nemo

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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 27d

Be the Nemo no-one looks for

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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · Jan 18

we've found nemo we've called the midwife what more do you want from us

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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 2h

Spent 15 minutes walking im the wrong direction, chucklingly wondering how I'd never noticed any of these buildings before

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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 2h

It shouldn't really be possible to get lost walking from the farm to the village, and yet

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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 3h

It focused on how sometimes we get so wrapped up in appalling others we forget to appall ourselves

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Leona Scream @editor.scot · 3h

people are obviously referencing Diane Keaton’s best-known film roles but nobody is talking about her other legacy: the resurgence of Coastal Grandmother chic

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RRRMMM @strongmisgiving.bsky.social · 3h

No one is doing it like Tim Heidecker. An unparalleled genius.

Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 6h

Perfect posting from Tim Heidecker, 24 hours apart.

What an incredible experience, getting to perform at the Riyadh Comedy Festival. I left feeling grateful and humbled by his majesty's generosity. I'll never forget this memorial experience and all the fun we had. Hope to do it again soon.

upon further reflection, there is a small part of me that feels I sent the wrong message, regarding the Riyahd Comedy Festival last night. While, I do think it's important for comedy to have the opportunity to thrive in all parts of the globe, there are some aspects of The Royal Highness, King Salmon and his leadership in the region that i don't agree with entirely, but it's a different culture when it comes to freedom and rights and I gotta respect that we are all different and have different values. My manager is now investigating the possibility of donating some of my fee to a charity for Vetrans of War.

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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 3h

Wow my keynote speech at the 13th International Festival of Squalor really blew up

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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 4h

a sunday stroll through the village, gently asking everyone i meet if they would like to be my new head of strategy then screaming well tough shit at them before they can answer

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Rick Burin @rickburin.bsky.social · 4h

Emotional investment is part of the deal. So is having the compassion to communicate if you’re not feeling it. If you can’t do these things, you don’t deserve the rewards. We’re losing our humanity out here.

Mizzy Blundell-Straw MP 🌹 @mizzyblundellstraw.bsky.social · 5h

The emotional labour of thinking

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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · Sep 1

i've met maybe twenty sane people in my life, they are impressive but entirely alien, like wind farms

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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 4h

j'agree

honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 5h

watched the first ten minutes of Frauds, won't be watching an eleventh

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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 5h

none of this is interesting enough to merit typing

honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 5h

anyway i'm going round a pal's for a roast so i'll be drinking again later, have taken tomorrow off

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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 5h

i didn't in the end, thankfully. very strange to be hungover though after endless days of just work work work. i don't like booze enough for it to be worth wasting a day off feeling grotty, am i on the road to intoxicant puritanism, who can say

honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 15h

me too, and yet...

honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 15h

google suggestions:

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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 15h

Or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love, And I'll no longer be a whoopsie

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h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 7d

Every comedy is a fish out of water comedy if you subscribe to evolutionary theory

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h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 4d

Told everyone on twitter I’m a god over here if anyone comes asking about me

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