niko da splunky stan
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khayyaamb.bsky.social
When someone only played NES Ghosts n Goblins so you put them onto the Arcade version
snugcrow.bsky.social
in an attempt to reach out to my DC comics enjoying fans ive been crudely mspaint editing The Man Who Was Outrageously Blown Away to look like the joker
snugcrow.bsky.social
mooncat mention. v poggers
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funguspotion.bsky.social
the david lynch dog is still at it
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cait.bsky.social
when nobody ordered you anything from the ramen place
orange cat staring balefully at the camera
snugcrow.bsky.social
Tie-in bedset! Call it the Snooze. You would have all those mattress companies that funded the 2010s podcast industry lining out the door to the sidewalk trying to get in on that!
snugcrow.bsky.social
You could even do one of those celebrity wines for The Ooze. Call it The Booze.
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barleybap.bsky.social
If a totally impartial, regular garden variety non-oozer like me owns two copies of The Ooze, it's a safe bet that most households have three, four, perhaps even five copies. The Twooze is a guaranteed way to print money.
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barleybap.bsky.social
"But Barleybap, The Ooze didn't sell."

Then how do you explain the fact that I own two copies? I only have one copy of huge hits like Breath of the Wild, GTAV, and Animal Crossing New Horizons, yet somehow I just happen to have two of The Ooze, a game that *supposedly* sold poorly? Get out of here.
barleybap.bsky.social
Bubsy: Allowed to churn out terrible game after terrible game until they finally get it right and make something actually good.

The Ooze: An absolute banger game right out of the gate, doesn't get even a single sequel.

Where is the justice here? Unacceptable.
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merrittk.com
imagining a warioware-style game where you're polishing a brick until it becomes a mirror, putting legs on a snake, etc.
jfruh.bsky.social
”im addicted to this Buddhism game” —things someone who is good at buddhism would say???
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snugcrow.bsky.social
its been so long since ive visited that site that wires crossed and i fully thought this was talking about this ufo 50 game i got the name mixed up with.
title screen for planet zoldath
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ableton.bsky.social
some of y'all came Zophar that you forgot about your Domain :/
snugcrow.bsky.social
the lasting psychic impact of the mother 3 fan translation on my forebrain can't be overstated. since 2009-2010ish, any time i see a 1-wide stack of guys, i think "[number of guys] can ladder"
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aria.labeledrude.online
getting reticulated must feel so good if you're a spline
snugcrow.bsky.social
worst vc bit i do constantly. just way too much. is in response to any of my married pals addressing their wives interjecting loudly with "YOUR WIFE" in the worst facsimile of the borat voice i can do on short notice
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cruiseelroy.bsky.social
It's finally here!! You've been asking for this for a long time, so I'm finally bringing an official Annalynn plushie to you guys through Makeship!

We need 200 petitions to bring this to reality, so back it while you can! Petitions close on October 19th.
Annalynn's official plushie is finally here, via Makeship! This is a rough mockup of how the final plushie will look.