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Sooz Kempner
@soozuk.bsky.social
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"Comedian". DOOM in @bbcdoctorwho. Host @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social Acting: The Foundry Management VO: The Joneses For all enquiries and brand partnerships – [email protected] she/her www.soozkempner.co.uk/gigs
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 23d
www.soozkempner.co.uk/gigs
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 7h
Hehehe see, it’s a great month!
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 7h
Sure, we've all heard of Inktober. But what if there was a WINKtober *winks at you*
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 9h
Hahaha
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Davey Jones @daveyjones.bsky.social · 10h
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 9h
Oh my god m8 shut up hahahaha
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Elizabeth Veldon @thatelizabeth.bsky.social · 10h
This guy REALLY knows who Nathan Gill is.
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 13h
Holy shit, no way, this is a guy who knows exactly who Nathan Gill is!
Farage tweet The National Trust has put vegan tampons in men's toilets. God help us.
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 10h
Your lives are about to become amazing!
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 10h
People in the QTs lamenting Farage worrying about tampons in the men’s loos which is exactly what he wants coz then we’re not bringing up how he knows Nathan Gill.
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 10h
Guys listen to whatever you want, you don’t need to tug your forelocks over it online so other people have to hear about it.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12h
Mr Beast is very emblematic of modern fame where he’s very successful, incredibly rich, gets 12 billion views on everything, and simultaneously, at the very same time, no one gives one single shit about him
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Bold Politics with Zack Polanski @boldpolitics.bsky.social · 13h
Solidarity with all trans and intersex people having their existence debated every time a tv host hasn't done their prep and can't think of any more questions
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 13h
No she was this 24/7
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 13h
me with Sky, a miniature horse who would be terrible at any form of therapy, such a menace is she
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 13h
When he was first accused of being a total peadophile he said "this whole thing's megalols" and me and my friend Jo got addicted to saying it and we had to wean ourselves off saying it coz they are the words of a peadophile denying his crimes.
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Greg Jenner @gregjenner.bsky.social · 13h
Lostprophets singer Ian Watkins killed in prison www.bbc.com/news/article...
Lost Prophets singer Ian Watkins killed in prison
Ian Watkins was serving a 35-year sentence imposed in 2013 after admitting 13 child sex offences.
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 13h
And I wish they would because I think Kendall is cringe but alright now and I think about this a lot.
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 13h
They keep asking for even more and the only people that can say "haha no" are instead opting to just...let them have it.
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 13h
Holy shit, no way, this is a guy who knows exactly who Nathan Gill is!
Farage tweet The National Trust has put vegan tampons in men's toilets. God help us.
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 13h
“The winner this year seeded the RNG so much”
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 16h
It rocks that these people won, are in control, got what they supposedly wanted, and are still just as bitter as ever about everything, winning or losing makes no difference to filling the gaping holes in their souls
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 1d
Kid Rock: Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 16h
In my opinion it’s time to retire the Nobel prizes for fields where most of the important discoveries have already been made, like physics, and add prizes for newer fields where substantial innovations occur every year, like speedrunning
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 1d
Trump to China: obey my command or I will destroy the United States
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 17h
UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera

In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion.

As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 15h
I genuinely cannot express how vital it is that you train yourself to recognize AI-generated images and videos for your own good because none of this is going away and many, many people are counting on you to fall for their shit
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Terrance Balazo @tbalazo.bsky.social · 8d
If you listen carefully, you can still hear the people of Riyadh laughing.
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