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Carrie Griffin @spiffogriffo.bsky.social · 5h

This guy mentioned that he was into plants like four times in his profile. I’m just out here using dating apps to get tips and tricks now

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 19h

finally AI comes for my job, a guy who writes erotica containing heavy use of the phrase “as a result”

The Verge @theverge.com · 1d

Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults

ChatGPT is about to get flirty.

buff.ly

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Carrie Griffin @spiffogriffo.bsky.social · 2d

I do just have a bed platform and not an actual frame…..

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 2d

Has anyone in history almost been certainly killed more than this dude, simultaneously the most targeted and luckiest man in the world

Michael Edison Hayden @michaelehayden.bsky.social · 3d

“They are highly organized … [they] have purchased their own animal costumes”

Andy ngo mad about muppets again — this time in Chicago

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Carrie Griffin @spiffogriffo.bsky.social · 2d

Update on this: one thing they told me about myself was that they did not find me attractive or interesting enough to respond to

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merritt @merrittk.com · 4d

RIP Diane Keaton i loved u in the Young Pope

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 4d

It’s wild to think about the Stooges going on to have solo careers doing the exact same shit they did but separately with no-name actors of the day

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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 5d

Would I could find a fine frog!

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Carrie Griffin @spiffogriffo.bsky.social · 5d

Ready to learn about myself via hinge strangers @cheekface.bsky.social

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talia jane ❤️‍🔥 @taliajane.bsky.social · 6d

the epstein files aren’t dropping & this isn’t a distraction from them.

this is a fascist setting up the field to eliminate every point of friction that might impede an attempt to seize absolute power.

quippy posts about epstein are delaying your realization of, & motivation to fight, that fact.

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Carrie Griffin @spiffogriffo.bsky.social · 6d

Why did this take me so long to parse? Why did I keep thinking the mouth was a Wu Tang W?

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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 9d

"Nothing really happened... just a little pepper taste... I'm Mexican, what do you expect?"

Why the outfit? "I like frogs!"

Legend.

competentposter @competentposter.bsky.social · 10d

Portland Frog updates about getting pepper sprayed in his fan intake 🐸🫡

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mary worth is lit @wilburwurthless.bsky.social · 13d

Tis the season

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Carrie Griffin @spiffogriffo.bsky.social · 12d

Saw someone else on here call her “Temu Elon” and it’s all I can think now

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Disney Prime Video + @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 13d

Disney is devastated to report that Tilly Norwood was shot dead this afternoon while rehearsing with AIec BAIdwin.

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Carrie Griffin @spiffogriffo.bsky.social · 14d

Are the Roots still his band? What does Black Thought think of this?!

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Carrie Griffin @spiffogriffo.bsky.social · 14d

Not that he was ever a great political comedian. But also he probably knows Trump has something special planned for him because he had to let Fallon ruffle his hair that one time

Carrie Griffin @spiffogriffo.bsky.social · 14d

What’s the Fallon stuff?

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Carrie Griffin @spiffogriffo.bsky.social · 16d

The email you love to get

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mr potato @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 19d

[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

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Carrie Griffin @spiffogriffo.bsky.social · 19d

Quoth Tracy Jordan: “court? At night? I’m already laughing!”

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Celestial Fang 🩸 Illustrator @celestialfang.bsky.social · 20d

Being a bisexual emperor must be the most stressful shit in the world. You go to the inner palace and your wives are scheming. You go to the outer court and the male concubines that you promoted to viziers are fighting. Your wife just poisoned your favorite twink eunuch. There’s no peace

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Carrie Griffin @spiffogriffo.bsky.social · 21d

You ever think that the reward for a lifetime of not sinning is that you get to sin as much as you want in the afterlife and as a result Heaven is like The Purge?

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Carrie Griffin @spiffogriffo.bsky.social · 21d

Really excited see Frankenstein with a gun

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