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Deanna the Suburban Housewitch

@spiraldee.bsky.social

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GenX snarkbeast. Artist (traditional+craft+AI). Cat mom. Horror junkie. Chaos Muse (aka 'next level weirdness magnet'). In a perpetual state of too much or too little coffee. Not as interesting as the conspiracy theories about me might make one think.

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Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @spiraldee.bsky.social · Mar 8

I need a pinned tweet, and it's just going to have to be 'newfound favorite phrases'.

'shoot and scoot operations' is, I feel, an appropriate inaugural entry.

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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 5h

You can just share my video from me instead of sharing a screen recording of my video from a content farm account that isn’t on the scene btw.

amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 15h

The inflatables have made it to Broadview.

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Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @spiraldee.bsky.social · 6h

I still have the soundtrack to that one somewhere for Mandy Patikin(sp?) and one very silly Madonna song.

(And I'm admitting this in public even.)

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Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @spiraldee.bsky.social · 7h

...and unlike any actual textile person, he probably has no idea what the lighter would be for.

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LOLGOP ❌👑❌ @thefarce.org · 7h

The worst living child rapist treated like an exiled queen while they bust the windows of moms in line to pick up their third graders.

On a weekend in mid-August, hundreds of inmates at a minimum-security prison in Bryan, Texas, were locked down during their usual time for strolling the grassy campus and visiting with family and friends.
All except one: Ghislaine Maxwell, the 63-year-old associate of Jeffrey Epstein convicted for her role in helping him sexually abuse underage teens.
While her fellow inmates were confined to their dormitories after breakfast, Maxwell met with several visitors in the federal prison camp’s chapel, according to people familiar with the matter.
Less than three weeks earlier, the Justice Department had moved Maxwell to Federal Prison Camp Bryan from a higher-security facility in Tallahassee, Fla. Under Federal Bureau of Prisons rules, prisoners with sex-crime convictions like Maxwell’s don’t ordinarily qualify to serve their time in such camps.
The transfer followed an interview with senior Justice Department official Todd Blanche during which Maxwell said she had never seen President Trump, during his long association with Epstein, doing anything inappropriate or illegal.
Maxwell’s unexpected arrival upset the camp’s usually relaxed atmosphere, leading to more frequent lockdowns, the addition of armed guards and other changes. Current and former inmates said in interviews that Maxwell appeared to receive unusually favorable treatment at times, sparking resentment from other inmates.

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Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @spiraldee.bsky.social · 7h

Probably 'extra shiny'. 😵‍💫

Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @spiraldee.bsky.social · 7h

I mean the last time I priced silk shirt fabric was in the 00s but, uh, it was running around $65/yd at the time. Kinda doubting it's gone down since.

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Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @spiraldee.bsky.social · 7h

That's definitely a special sort of weather, appropriate title at least... :/

Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @spiraldee.bsky.social · 7h

You couldn't buy the fabric for that amount.

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Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @spiraldee.bsky.social · 7h

Home, sleepy. Have cat. It was a good day.

Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @spiraldee.bsky.social · 16h

This characterization is legitimately hilarious, and you wonder why I just keep laughing at you?

Anyway, you have a nice rest of your day!

Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @spiraldee.bsky.social · 16h

Well, I'm heading out of the house for a few hours to chill with a friend, so you can keep doing whatever this is, but really you're just going to get more 'lol' at this point so just fill that in for every one of your little rants from here on out as needed, ok?

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 16h

Vance is having an incredible morning on the Sunday shows doing "oh so now it's illegal to [mundane thing]?"

A real quote when Vance is asked about whether Tom Homan kept the $50,000 he got in a fast food bag: "Is it illegal to take a payment for doing services?"

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The Ineffable Horror of Joe Muggs @joemuggs.bsky.social · 16h

CUM RESTAURANT!!!!!!!!

the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 18h

In a secret Paris cavern, the real underground cinema

Police in Paris have discovered a fully equipped cinema-cum-restaurant in a large and previously uncharted cavern underneath the capital's chic 16th arrondissement.

www.theguardian.com

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Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @spiraldee.bsky.social · 16h

Lol.

Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @spiraldee.bsky.social · 16h

Real replay:

You: "Why are you responding to me?"
Rando: <explains why in very easy to understand terms>
You: <choosing to completely ignore how your comment was unique, which would have answered your question from the jump> "You're too sensitive!"

Truly, lol.

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Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @spiraldee.bsky.social · 16h

Everybody sucks. That's not at issue.

The issue was your sweeping assertion that we're all conservative, which no one else had made, prompting someone to understandably note exceptions are out here.

They aren't the same thing; cart that strawman out back to the hay maze where it belongs.

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Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @spiraldee.bsky.social · 16h

If you have enough free time to screech about randos on the internet, as one such rando, I have the following advice:

* get a 3d printer (they aren't crazyspensive as they once were, and FDM printers can use easy home safe materials to handle)
* get Blender (it's free)

It will improve your life.

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Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @spiraldee.bsky.social · 16h

The whole thing vibes like:

1: "Why won't you stop me from punching myself in my face?"
2: "...because you punch me when I try to do that?"
1: "How dare you give up on me!" <starts punching the other person>
2: "HELP!"
3: "Hey this seems pretty fucked up!"
1: "They turn everyone against me!"
2/3: 😵‍💫

Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @spiraldee.bsky.social · 16h

I can't imagine having enough free time to rant about somebody like this for so long.

Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @spiraldee.bsky.social · 16h

...other than that you're the only one who brought this part up?

Truly a mind-boggling mystery, that.

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Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @spiraldee.bsky.social · 16h

I kinda assumed that was intentionally the joke after seeing it appear?

(I'm sorry for the rest of my cohort, I'm very depressed by it honestly.)

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Global Project Against Hate and Extremism @globalextremism.bsky.social · 17h

Nick Fuentes has long trafficked in racism and misogyny. Now, mainstream podcasters and platforms are helping him reinvent himself—muting his slurs while amplifying his reach. His sanitization shows how extremists are being normalized in U.S. politics and media.

Read more:

The Sanitization of Antisemite Nick Fuentes

Nick Fuentes, a 27-year-old Holocaust denier and white nationalist, has long trafficked in racism, misogyny, and antisemitism. Yet mainstream podcasters and platforms are now offering him space to rei...

globalextremism.org

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Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @spiraldee.bsky.social · 17h

I was halfway through typing exactly this. I needed this laugh today, thank you.

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Michael Senters the Sigillite, ABD. (Yang Wen-li stan) @mikesenters.bsky.social · 17h

@avitek.bsky.social , Da Pope is one of us!

Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 19h

Pope Leo quotes Hannah Arendt:

“The ideal subject of totalitarian rule is not the convinced Nazi or the convinced Communist, but people for whom the distinction between fact and fiction and the distinction between true and false no longer exist."

www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news...

Pope Leo calls for news agencies to stand as bulwark against "post-truths," lies and manipulation

Pope Leo XIV has encouraged international news agencies to stand firm as a bulwark against the "ancient art of lying" and manipulation.

www.cbsnews.com

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Winks 👻 @winkiedoo.bsky.social · 17h

Y’all take Dave Troy seriously and he’s spouting baloney like this? Come on, y’all. 😂

Dave Troy X post

“This is because Bitcoin is the ideological heir to the Protocols of the Elders of Zion. You are poking at primal forces here.”

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