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ARadSkullMug
@spitandtears.bsky.social
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Vintage artisanal locally-sourced mixed-use development. Heart attack survivor/quadruple bypass haver. Still not sure what I am trying to find here. Terrible at shitposting. #fuckcancer
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ARadSkullMug @spitandtears.bsky.social · 3h
Here is our very spoiled, mostly blind, but super-sweet little Pomeranian, Pattycake
Photo of a floofy white dog with beige patches (she’s a Pomeranian) crouching on an oriental rug next to a blue couch
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ARadSkullMug @spitandtears.bsky.social · 4h
Have you sold the movie rights yet because, I mean…
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ARadSkullMug @spitandtears.bsky.social · 4h
Mash up bands:

…And You Will Know Us By the Talking Heads
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Kat Alderson 🎉 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 6h
Mash up bands:

Pink Sabbath
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Devi 🧙‍♀️✨ @deviwestside.bsky.social · 7h
Mash up bands:

Puddle of Jam
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ARadSkullMug @spitandtears.bsky.social · 7h
lol “positive impacts” for whom? I feel like this could be a short lecture
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ARadSkullMug @spitandtears.bsky.social · 1d
On the plus side for Oklahoma, they doubled their point production against Texas compared to last year, and cut into that margin of defeat. Positives to build on.
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ARadSkullMug @spitandtears.bsky.social · 2d
I really tried Mastodon but I (a) am not European, (b) am not a software developer, (c) do not have strong opinions about Linux, and (d) am not that earnest. I just wanna read and react to and occasionally post my own shitposts. Mastodon is way too serious.
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ARadSkullMug @spitandtears.bsky.social · 3d
Make
America
HVAC-certified
Again
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ARadSkullMug @spitandtears.bsky.social · 3d
“The United States stands alone in history… through the overwhelming influence of Christianity on our founding”—various European nations stare at him quizzically
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ARadSkullMug @spitandtears.bsky.social · 4d
Love the guy (a pastor, apparently?) who said “We all have our sinful past.” Bruh I don’t know about you but child sexual abuse is not part of MY past
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ARadSkullMug @spitandtears.bsky.social · 5d
NewDad. Die Spitz. Fleshwater.
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ARadSkullMug @spitandtears.bsky.social · 5d
It makes the choice of Sochi for the 2014 Olympics all the more appalling
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ARadSkullMug @spitandtears.bsky.social · 5d
“Delete and Report Spam”

I wish
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ARadSkullMug @spitandtears.bsky.social · 6d
The son of the psycho sweary coach I had was also a player on the team. Talk about embarrassing
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ARadSkullMug @spitandtears.bsky.social · 7d
Question: how do you solve a problem like Maria?
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🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 7d
Question: who the fuck let the dogs out?
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Some Brown Man 💁🏾‍♂️ @somebrownman.bsky.social · 7d
Question: where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
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ARadSkullMug @spitandtears.bsky.social · 7d
Who ascends to heaven on a Tuesday? Ridiculous
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ARadSkullMug @spitandtears.bsky.social · 7d
When I played club soccer in elementary school I had a coach like that (ejected for arguing with refs, and also for running onto the field to berate his players)
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ARadSkullMug @spitandtears.bsky.social · 7d
You reckon OBL was on the Epstein list? Practically everyone else was
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ARadSkullMug @spitandtears.bsky.social · 7d
So uh were they pen pals or something
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ARadSkullMug @spitandtears.bsky.social · 8d
I tried Mastodon, but I am not interested in “Caturday,” or “Silent Sunday,” or Linux. It did not work for me.
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ARadSkullMug @spitandtears.bsky.social · 8d
Offensive line, wide receivers, etc. This Texas offense doesn’t look like a Sark offense; it is giving Charlie Strong
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ARadSkullMug @spitandtears.bsky.social · 8d
Thank god so at least we won’t be the first
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ARadSkullMug @spitandtears.bsky.social · 8d
I am too lazy to look it up but I wonder if anyone has gone from preseason #1 to finishing with a losing record. Texas is trash.
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ARadSkullMug @spitandtears.bsky.social · 8d
Well I am an old man and I can barely name five songs by her. But I did just listen to a lot of Fleshwater painting my deck so it’s a push I guess
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ARadSkullMug @spitandtears.bsky.social · 8d
Still remember seeing Ryan Adams in concert like seventeen years ago where he kept stopping the show to complain about the air conditioning (it was indoors)—apparently it was causing him to sound out of tune? He’s kinda been dead to me since all the sexual harassment charges anyway
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SCARE-ator Meow 🎃 @senatormeow.bsky.social · 9d
ok it's been long enough. i'm the government now
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