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sptmbrs.bsky.social @sptmbrs.bsky.social · 15m

They probably thinking the rent is so high, they’re hoping folks come to these mixers and meet someone. “Teamwork makes the dream work.” Bc that’s the only thing coming to my mind.

sptmbrs.bsky.social @sptmbrs.bsky.social · 18m

I want my leasing office to leave me alone. If it’s not “hey! free rent” then leave me completely out of it, I don’t want to socialize.

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sptmbrs.bsky.social @sptmbrs.bsky.social · 57m

I’m at the stage of life where eating spicy food is a two day commitment.

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𝚜𝚗𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚒𝚗𝚡. @thehighendtheori.com · 9h

imagine a grocery heist, don’t hit the store, hit the stock room. hit the delivery trucks en route, hit the trains. we need a couple hunnid YN’s & CDL holders for insider info.

Señor Reese’s ♒️ @bnbgoodfella.bsky.social · 9h

We should all just meet at a grocery store and clean em right on out ….. security can’t stop everybody right ?

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The Little Yerrrmaid 🧜🏾‍♀️ @thee-beenasty.bsky.social · 9h

No one said anything about perfection and that’s the problem now. Demonstrating effort, words aligning with actions, a willingness to move with your partner in mind and not selfishly IS BARE MINIMUM. The bar is in hell and mfs still can’t clear it.

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sptmbrs.bsky.social @sptmbrs.bsky.social · 9h

Nah fr, I need to take a Benadryl after work. I think I triggered some kinda allergic reaction last night. My eyes ACHE.

sptmbrs.bsky.social @sptmbrs.bsky.social · 9h

Not the phone ringing and none of us answering it. 🥴

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Aunty @auntywilly.blacksky.app · Feb 3

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✨️🎃Your favorite Mogwai✨️🎃 @aczu4.bsky.social · 10h

I ask for favor and I look forward to the best days of my life. Amen. ✨️

ᴘᴜsʜᴜᴘ ᴛ @chaclo.blacksky.app · 14h

It’s crazy how much can change in a year.

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sptmbrs.bsky.social @sptmbrs.bsky.social · 21h

I accidentally rubbed my eyes after rolling and I look fucking demented lmfao

sptmbrs.bsky.social @sptmbrs.bsky.social · 22h

Well, I have a self imposed bedtime of 9p on a school night, so.

sptmbrs.bsky.social @sptmbrs.bsky.social · 1d

FLORIDA
Nights
Provider
DHL

nai THEE black barbie 🦋 @astoldbynai.blacksky.app · 1d

In honor of his birthday, what is your favorite Frank Ocean song?

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killer kung-fu wolf bitch 🫶🏽 @gogoyubari888.blacksky.app · 1d

I just want everyone to have a roof over their head and be able to eat and be able to live freely and comfortably without needing more than 1 job. Why is that a provocative take?🫩

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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · 1d

I just feel like "these people are on purpose trying to kill you motherfuckers" is a campaign message that could really resonate with most Americans

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sptmbrs.bsky.social @sptmbrs.bsky.social · 1d

Oh bby, I know you have lived to tell the tales…

sptmbrs.bsky.social @sptmbrs.bsky.social · 1d

I miss them real bad.

Brilliance Proper @brillianceproper.blackskycomra.de · 1d

Stop scrolling & post two characters who bring you happiness.

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sptmbrs.bsky.social @sptmbrs.bsky.social · 1d

I just want to be vindicated and *REFUNDED* for all those times I called Taco Bell and had them put the chips on the side for my Nachos Bell Grande, and them saying they couldn’t do that and/or would have to charge me for the side chips.

sptmbrs.bsky.social @sptmbrs.bsky.social · 2d

Haven’t made it there yet, but it’s long been on my list. Hope the locals, tourists, everybody are hunkered down.

ALMA SUONO BA.,CNS. @almasuono.bsky.social · 2d

Yall—-I just need to prepare yall for whats about to happen to one of our favorite countries in the Caribbean…

Jamaica as we currently know it will not exist when this hurricane makes landfall. Best case scenario atp is East Jamaica is wiped off the map. You dont wanna know what the worst case is

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✨Giver of Problems✨ @jforjae.bsky.social · 2d

I need to be put through the oceanic crust and the continental crust.

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sptmbrs.bsky.social @sptmbrs.bsky.social · 2d

“I love how y’all saw all nigga’s cheat, but yall got a plan b,c AND d.”

Overheard but no lies told.

sptmbrs.bsky.social @sptmbrs.bsky.social · 2d

Would literally stay up all night on those CS forums. I mostly used LJ to swap usernames when Twitter got popular, but before then it was my di@ry.

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sptmbrs.bsky.social @sptmbrs.bsky.social · 2d

This old.

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sptmbrs.bsky.social @sptmbrs.bsky.social · 2d

I’m the vibe setter. I come with premium Spotify, ready to help in the kitchen, provide gossip or run to the store and a few rolled.

Invitations are precious since most of my family is in another state.

Solomon @solomonmissouri.bsky.social · 2d

Note 11) groceries too high for you to be a “guest” … it’s time to be a participant in a meaningful way

If you going you🫵🏿 need to make some pots hot

The days of you strolling through with empty Tupperware are OVA!!!

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sptmbrs.bsky.social @sptmbrs.bsky.social · 2d

For like three years, starting with the panoramic year, we had “new” dishes for some razzle dazzle.

We tried our hand with this, it was good but it felt wrong.

Solomon @solomonmissouri.bsky.social · 2d

"we having gumbo for thanksgiving"

If you don't spell "Go" with extra letters you don't need to be making gumbo for the holy days!!!!!!!!!!!

Stop throwing up the flag... if sprite is spicy to you!

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Ma$on @masonfromtwitter.bsky.social · 2d

You don't do it for the reward.

domi @domiana.bsky.social · 2d

being a good person is not as rewarding as people may think

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