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I accidentally rubbed my eyes after rolling and I look fucking demented lmfao
Well, I have a self imposed bedtime of 9p on a school night, so.
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I just want everyone to have a roof over their head and be able to eat and be able to live freely and comfortably without needing more than 1 job. Why is that a provocative take?🫩
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I just feel like "these people are on purpose trying to kill you motherfuckers" is a campaign message that could really resonate with most Americans
Oh bby, I know you have lived to tell the tales…
I miss them real bad.
Stop scrolling & post two characters who bring you happiness.
I just want to be vindicated and *REFUNDED* for all those times I called Taco Bell and had them put the chips on the side for my Nachos Bell Grande, and them saying they couldn’t do that and/or would have to charge me for the side chips.
Haven’t made it there yet, but it’s long been on my list. Hope the locals, tourists, everybody are hunkered down.
Yall—-I just need to prepare yall for whats about to happen to one of our favorite countries in the Caribbean…

Jamaica as we currently know it will not exist when this hurricane makes landfall. Best case scenario atp is East Jamaica is wiped off the map. You dont wanna know what the worst case is
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I need to be put through the oceanic crust and the continental crust.
“I love how y’all saw all nigga’s cheat, but yall got a plan b,c AND d.”

Overheard but no lies told.
Would literally stay up all night on those CS forums. I mostly used LJ to swap usernames when Twitter got popular, but before then it was my di@ry.
I’m the vibe setter. I come with premium Spotify, ready to help in the kitchen, provide gossip or run to the store and a few rolled.

Invitations are precious since most of my family is in another state.
Note 11) groceries too high for you to be a “guest” … it’s time to be a participant in a meaningful way

If you going you🫵🏿 need to make some pots hot

The days of you strolling through with empty Tupperware are OVA!!!
For like three years, starting with the panoramic year, we had “new” dishes for some razzle dazzle.

We tried our hand with this, it was good but it felt wrong.
"we having gumbo for thanksgiving"

If you don't spell "Go" with extra letters you don't need to be making gumbo for the holy days!!!!!!!!!!!

Stop throwing up the flag... if sprite is spicy to you!
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You don't do it for the reward.
being a good person is not as rewarding as people may think
I don’t want to pay more than like $40 for a costume, I’m only getting it to be festive for work. So it’s looking like it’ll be some cat ears or a shirt. Maybe I’ll stop by Spirit on Thursday and see what’s up.
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Food bank director: “for every meal that a food bank provides, the SNAP program provides nine. There’s no way we can meet that gap.”
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LISTEN TO JOHN OLIVER. @lastweektonight.com LITERALLY ended their episode on Bari Weiss/@cbsnews.com by warning viewers to KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR THESES CHANGES.

Cancel your Paramount Plus! Boycott Jeopardy, The Young and the Restless, and CBS News.
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There are a LOT of men who don’t like women.
They may be attracted to women, but they can’t stand them - that’s why they make it their business to embarrass or “humble” women.
Leftover Thai, then later I had a slice of cheese pie and some kettle chips.
What yall had for breakfast..

I had 2 fry bakes and a bowl of mango and grapes
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I’m going to get another dog.
I do know if I was to have a child today though, I’m much more comfortable and stable to do it solely with my village. So there’s that.
At 34, I’m still not fully convinced I want to raise a small human. And that gives me pause because I’m like, will I ever know fully.