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Steph G.

@stephg.bsky.social

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lesbian wife guy (complimentary). sr system engineer. from the great country of philadelphia. she/they. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 4h

Mariners vs Blue Jays CS is objectively very cool, but motherfuck the baseball team from Toronto for causing some childhood trauma, Go Seattle.

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Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 6h

Patrick Mahomes is Kermit McMuppet (derogatory)

Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 1d

hahaha his shelter name was Buddy and that has since morphed into Beans, and occasionally Beenjus bc of Righteous Gemstones 😂

Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 1d

Beans wins the cuteness contest like every single day, he’s adorable 😂

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Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 1d

It was Ted’s Gotcha on Tuesday, so we’re celebrating with steak, carrots, green beans and purple sweet potato. (Beans got a plate, too, obviously.)

Our white pittie Teddy sitting patiently and waiting for his Gotcha day dinner. Steak, carrots, green beans and purple sweet potato on a red plate. His brother, Beans, is under there somewhere too.

Our white pittie Teddy not waiting very patiently anymore for his Gotcha day dinner. Steak, carrots, green beans and purple sweet potato on a red plate. His brother, Beans, is under there somewhere too.

Teddy and Beans, our two white pitties eating Ted’s Gotcha dinner. Steak, carrots, green beans and purple sweet potato on a red plate. His brother, Beans, is under there somewhere too.

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Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 1d

YES

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Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 1d

I got fitted (perfectly) for a new suit today. Masc success 💪

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Jason Adams @jamnpp.bsky.social · 1d

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 2d

usually takes more than one game to learn that. your wife is a prodigy.

Lumpy MD @lumpawaroomd.bsky.social · 2d

This is the first baseball game my wife has ever seen and she now believes this is a sport about eternal punishment

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Nicole DeWitt @catastro-v.bsky.social · 14d

not having a robust public transit system is lesbophobic. gay girls need medium-long train rides so they can fall asleep on each other while coming back from fun day & weekend trips that take an unexpectedly sweet and flirty turn

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Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 1d

Kismet everything lightly toasted with veggie schmear all day, errrryday.

Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 1d

YES. Just way better than it had any business being. Felt the same way about Barbarian.

Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 1d

We watched Weapons last night. Amy Madigan needs to be in more things again.

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Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 2d

Pro tip: get the drunken noodles and a curry dish and then COMBINE.

Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 2d

the best

Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 2d

Date night is staying in with a lot of weed and a ton of Thai takeout. Maybe a spooky movie, keep yous posted.

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Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 2d

Dammit, Lauren. Again?

Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 2d

We’re fine. Everybody is fine.

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Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 2d

GOD DAMMIT

Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 2d

We do what we can to get through these times

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Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 2d

Gonna think about how Onion Ring had like 20 minutes to just throw to first until at least mid-December.

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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 3d

this franchise, established in 1883, has had 13 division titles in its history, this is cake

Bill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 3d

if i were a phillies fan i don't think i'd go outside again ever

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Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 3d

Anyway, the Phillies offense showed up for exactly two total innings this post season. See (some of) yous in February.

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Melyssa @melyssatk.bsky.social · 3d

Man with a Phillies hat on yelling “this is really one of the worst experiences of my life. I’m not exaggerating”

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SERIOUS PROFESSIONAL, PH.D. @djmosfett.bsky.social · 3d

Charlie, bad news: this isn’t the worst 2-1 loss today

Charlie O'Connor @charlieoconn.bsky.social · 3d

Flyers lose their opener to the Panthers by a 2-1 final score.

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