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sterlingpooper @sterlingpooper.bsky.social · 56m

There’s some scary shit that will pop up on your reels late at night. Beware, folks. Lights on, peace out. ✌️🙏🫡❤️‍🔥

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 1h

carried down alive to wondrous depths, where strange shapes of the unwarped primal world glided to and fro before his passive eyes

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justaspookyguy @lawstylist.bsky.social · 1h

3yo playing burger shop. Gathers leaves and drops them but the wind picks them up and carries them away.

"Our food blows but that's okay."

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sterlingpooper @sterlingpooper.bsky.social · 1h

Got to attend a breakfast with Cardinal Marengo of Mongolia this morning. Absolutely beautiful man and beautiful people. The diocese motto is to “whisper the Gospel to the hearts of Mongolians.” Whispering presupposes a long, close, intimate relationship with the whole person.

Pray for them!

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sterlingpooper @sterlingpooper.bsky.social · 15h

Maybe this is something I made up. I don’t know anymore. But it’s what I would want

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sterlingpooper @sterlingpooper.bsky.social · 15h

I remember reading somewhere that the sequel to Ferris Bueller’s Day Off would be where Ferris eventually gets too big for Chicago (? or something idk), he and the gf break up on good terms, and then the gf and Cameron get married and be happy

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sterlingpooper @sterlingpooper.bsky.social · 15h

The key is to have one small part of the body, such as a nose or a few toes, exposed to the cold, so you’re aware of how cozy the rest of you is by contrast,

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sterlingpooper @sterlingpooper.bsky.social · 15h

melville has a great chapter on toziness in moby dick

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sterlingpooper @sterlingpooper.bsky.social · 15h

Long day, Wednesday. They weren’t kidding, calling it “hump day”!

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sterlingpooper @sterlingpooper.bsky.social · 20h

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sterlingpooper @sterlingpooper.bsky.social · 20h

Offering up my own struggles for you. Get one of those hippie bed of nail things I’m not kidding. It’s helped me so much

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sterlingpooper @sterlingpooper.bsky.social · 20h

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sterlingpooper @sterlingpooper.bsky.social · 1d

Have you tried this new thing?? It’s called “sleeping.” I cannot get enough of it. It’s my new cool thing, spread it like wildfire

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sterlingpooper @sterlingpooper.bsky.social · 20h

Truly awesome that god is using his vanity for all this haha. Like everyone

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🦆mɐtʇhǝw🦆 @matthewofkansas.bsky.social · 20h

But thanks be to God that, although you were once slaves of sin,
you have become obedient from the heart
to the pattern of teaching to which you were entrusted.
Freed from sin, you have become slaves of righteousness.

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Kelson Thomas (poped up) @kelson.bsky.social · 20h

Much like this bunk bed frame, I also have a "full on bottom"

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sterlingpooper @sterlingpooper.bsky.social · 1d

Love this guy. Simple as

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sterlingpooper @sterlingpooper.bsky.social · 1d

Have you tried this new thing?? It’s called “sleeping.” I cannot get enough of it. It’s my new cool thing, spread it like wildfire

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sterlingpooper @sterlingpooper.bsky.social · 1d

My bf predicts the below reviews from passersby the free book pile if I publish my dissie, Blondels do it Better:
“⭐️⭐️“
“Was this really $95??”
“Don’t feel like walking home with it”

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sterlingpooper @sterlingpooper.bsky.social · 1d

Got to go smoke a ciggie on the roof of The Parish

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 1d

don’t be in such a devil of a hurry to sink!

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sterlingpooper @sterlingpooper.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve seen this

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sterlingpooper @sterlingpooper.bsky.social · 1d

I’m in my seed-oil-vaccine-conspiracy-theorist SAHM friend’s DMs. We’re chatting. We’re praying. We’re sending playlists.

This is what the establishment fears the most. Watch the skies.

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count jonkula @jonk.bsky.social · 2d

“Heavy breathing” has got the same meaning as a spoonerism. “Breathy heaving”

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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 2d

🚨 ALERT 🚨 It is now officially babies in tiny jackets with ears on the hoods season. Please be on the lookout for babies in tiny jackets with ears on the hoods at all times.

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sterlingpooper @sterlingpooper.bsky.social · 1d

^^