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Baseball Prospectus sentence generator, Great Lakes Curling Association president

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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 6h

Aaron Ashby is the spiritual successor to the Nate Robertson experience

Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 7h

The play was to first. Maybe Kerkering thought he was throwing to first, but the chaos of the play made him disorionted

Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 7h

That wasn’t intelligent

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Mike Petriello @mikepetriello.bsky.social · 7h

Just in case it becomes necessary, Alt + 0233

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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 7h

It counts double

Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 8h

This is ridiculous. It doesn’t matter if he has shoes or not. Yoshi can only say his own name and is therefore a Pokémon

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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 8h

What’s he closing, the damn firewall ports?

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 8h

Here comes the Dodgers closer

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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 8h

You gotta like baseball

Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 13h

RFK Jr announces that correlation has been linked to causation, but only sometimes

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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 14h

I'm guessing 8

oh sorry you said percentage

Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 17h

forcing the other team to use their lefty, except it's working (and he's also slumping against righties this series)

Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 17h

Kerry Carpenter, regular season:
130 games
pulled for a sub 42 times
was a sub 21 times

Kerry Carpenter, 2024 postseason
7 games
pulled for a sub 3 times
was a sub 3 times

Kerry Carpenter, 2025 postseason
7 games
pulled for a sub 0 times
was a sub 0 times

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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 19h

david ortiz is the platonic ideal of poochie

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Justin Klugh @justinklugh.bsky.social · 19h

BROADCASTER: [Voice shaking] They killed him. The Phillies killed Clayton Kershaw. All he's got now is his ring, millions of dollars, and some personal beliefs no one wants to talk about. Oh god the Phanatic is unhinging his snoot and devouring him like a boa. Why is he even here

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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 1d

Clayton Kershaw once the postseason arrives

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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 20h

the wikipedia article doesn't list any of his other coaching experience?

Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 20h

the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa

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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 21h

A happy chihuahua respectfully observing a moment of silence for a white nationalist podcaster

An angry barking chihuahua reacting to O Canada

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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 1d

Kershaw is so homophobic he doesn’t even think two strikes should be thrown together

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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 1d

Thinking of all the Yankees fans who haven’t seen their team win a World Series in 16 years. Our hearts are with you 🙏 ❤️‍🩹

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actioncookBOOk @actioncookbook.com · 1d

me every time they show Yankees fans despondent as their team trails in an elimination game

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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 1d

Jon Arbuckle drinking the cup and the vet saying “Congratulations Mr. Schneider”

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Bowling Green Curling Club 🥌 @bgcurlingclub.com · 1d

Northwest Ohioans: Want to try curling?

Learn to Curl sessions begin October 20 and space is limited! $40 for a two-hour instructed session. Adaptive curling options available too. Have the time of your life this winter!

bgcurlingclub.com/index.php/ev...

curling ice. some people are playing curling, and there is a giant pink heart with a face smiling and pointing. The caption says "THIS COULD BE YOU AT BGCC!"

Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 1d

the founder of antifa's girlfriend, or "jantifa" as we like to call her,

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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 1d

AJ Pierzynski walked into sport clips and said “give me the JD Vance”

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