Joe Cooper 🇺🇦
@swelljoe.bsky.social
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Born tired. Likes hikes and bikes. Still in Texas. Did you add alt text to your image? It'd be a lot cooler if you did.
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reichlinmelnick.bsky.social
My first thought was “wow I hope this guy didn’t give out his name because he could absolutely be charged” and yup, he is correct to stay anonymous.

This man’s account is shocking. His neighbors’ situation is shocking. The entire Chicago raid is shocking.
On the other side was a mom and her 7-year-old daughter, pleading for his help.
"I wasn't planning on letting her stay, but I didn't know what the hell was going on," the man said of his Venezuelan migrant neighbors. But he quickly relented. The little girl was inconsolable and hid under his bed.
"I didn't want them to take her," said the man, who didn't want to be named because he fears he'll be targeted by federal authorities for his actions.
"I gave her my bedroom, and I just told her,
'Just stay there. Don't open, don't, shh, just stay quiet," he recalled telling the mom and daughter as he choked back tears.
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colindickey.com
[Me, a poor, on the subway, glowering jealously at all those fat cat, fancy pants rich people on the public bus]
Andrew Cuomo tweet:

@ZohranKMamdani's "plan" provides no relief for working families who take the subway, and unnecessary benefits to wealthy New Yorkers who take the bus and can afford the fare.

I focus on working families, while @ZohranKMamdani the mansion boy focuses on helping the rich.
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rezekjoe.bsky.social
Can an historian of journalism please explain to me how the rule developed where a president says something, it has to be taken seriously as possibly true, even if it is obviously false. This rule must have a history (meaning, it can change! That is my point!)
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mjsdc.bsky.social
This arrest appears to be in direct violation of a temporary restraining order prohibiting DHS officers from arresting journalists. The officers here may well be subject to contempt of court. protectdemocracy.org/wp-content/u...
It is hereby ORDERED that Defendants,' their officers, agents, assigns, and all
persons acting in concert with them (hereafter referred to as "Federal Agents"), are temporarily
ENJOINED in this judicial district from:
a.
Dispersing, arresting, threatening to arrest, threatening or using physical
force against any person whom they know or reasonably should know is a Journalist, unless Defendants have probable cause to believe that the individual has committed a crime.
swelljoe.bsky.social
I think she did it. Greatest criminal mastermind in history.
swelljoe.bsky.social
Every day on here shows me a new Midwestern food crime. I just learned about Ohio Valley style pizza a couple days ago, and now this?
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
a friend of mine in antifa told me that antifa's headquarters is SHEIN and if the company fell the whole network would fall
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yasharali.bsky.social
One of my favorite moments from Nobel Prize history:

The Nobel Committee couldn’t reach Stanford professor Paul Milgrom to let him know that he had been awarded the Nobel Prize for Economics, so his fellow winner, Robert Wilson, went over to his house in the middle of the night to wake him up!
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donmoyn.bsky.social
Immigrant Nobel Prize winners exiting the United States
florianscheuer.bsky.social
I am delighted to share that Nobel laureates Esther Duflo and Abhijit Banerjee will join our Department of Economics @econ.uzh.ch at the University of Zurich on July 1, 2026, as Lemann Foundation Professors of Economics.

🧵 1/7
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ceej.online
hardly any floppy disks remain from shakespeare times
swelljoe.bsky.social
Also, I'd point out that Costner was still able to make a blockbuster after Waterworld. He used that cachet to make The Postman, which was an even worse flop. That was almost a good film, but the ending absolutely ruined it. Didn't match the book, horrible cheese.
swelljoe.bsky.social
I think Costner's seriousness made it all the more enjoyable. He was a great straight man against all the wackiness going on around him. I honestly don't think there's anything they should have done differently. Maybe something could have gone differently with marketing? I don't remember the ads.
swelljoe.bsky.social
The viewing audience was wrong. Waterworld was robbed of its rightful place in cinema history. Incredible practical effects, among the last of its kind of big-budget film where everything you see on screen actually happened in some form in the real world. And, Dennis Hopper was perfect.
swelljoe.bsky.social
That's right. It is long past time for the Waterworld franchise to bloom. Give me sequels and prequels, and a remake. People say "it's just Mad Max on water!", and to that I say, "that's right!" Look at how Mad Max has done in recent years. (Not joking, I love Waterworld.)
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piperformissouri.bsky.social
I feel like a broken record, but I have to keep saying it over and over again: a farmer bailout won’t do much of anything because the market is gone. There will be no incentive to plant next year.

The bailout will help payoff farmer debt to the banks. That’s all.
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kevinmkruse.bsky.social
Trump will just have to keep murdering fishermen until you stupid jerks give him the peace prize
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volts.wtf
It really can't be said enough: the goal of the "anti-woke" movement was always to destroy social norms against bigotry. And it worked. And there's a whole lot of purportedly "left" thinkers & commentators who helped it -- indeed, it couldn't have been done without them.

They should feel bad.
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mobydickatsea.bsky.social
God keep me from ever completing anything.
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amunicipalfox.bsky.social
This frog is your FRIEND
He fights for FREEDOM
Person in a frog costume faces down ICE agents
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chrismurphyct.bsky.social
We aren't on the verge of an authoritarian takeover. We are in the middle of it.

But I worry people don't see the whole scheme. They just pay attention to each new daily outrage. So I went to the Senate floor to explain Trump's plan.

Here's a 🧵of the speech. It's important.
swelljoe.bsky.social
Well, she couldn't run very fast, being 120 years old and all.
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qjurecic.bsky.social
he's going to come after you either way, so you might as well act with integrity
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internethippo.bsky.social
One of the reasons they're having trouble concocting a Left Wing Terrorism epidemic is basically nobody in this country has ever met a left wing person. You might as well say we're being invaded by the smurfs
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paleofuture.bsky.social
It’s so funny that we finally got confirmation it was an accident and even funnier that we didn’t know for sure because he tweets such crazy, criminal shit all the time
bradheath.bsky.social
WSJ: President Trump believed his Truth Social post demanding prosecutions of James Comey and other political foes was a private message to his attorney general, and "and was surprised to learn it was public."

www.wsj.com/politics/pol...