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Donny @tehdon.bsky.social · 17h
The IRS is becoming strictly a thing for W2 holders to be concerned about.
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Donny @tehdon.bsky.social · 1d
This is one of those “once you start, you can’t stop” things but not exactly like potato chips
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Lostcatdog @lostcatdog.bsky.social · 1d
Every dad should be able to touch one downed power line, as a treat
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Donny @tehdon.bsky.social · 1d
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Sorry everyone can’t make tonight’s session because adult crap
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Sushi @sushifur.live · 1d
is your child texting about KOBOLDS?

brb = bring rocks babe
idk = in dragons keep
yolo = yipping out loud often
lol = loving our lair
stfu = shiny things, forget u
dtf = digging tunnels fast
hmu = hoarding magical urns
btw = big tail wiggle
imo = interesting moss odour
tbh = tiny but hungry
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Donny @tehdon.bsky.social · 1d
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Donny @tehdon.bsky.social · 1d
I guess if you steal my couch and then let the soldier sleep on it, I can just hush up about the 3rd Amendment #3A
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Donny @tehdon.bsky.social · 1d
Update that reference to something from this century, if you like :)
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Donny @tehdon.bsky.social · 1d
Dance, Dance, Revolution prepared an entire generation for this battle.
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Loreley Weisel-Librizzi @loreleywrites.bsky.social · 1d
This is my dance about how much transphobes suck.
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Donny @tehdon.bsky.social · 1d
Brutal, ignorant stormtroopers rounding up dissidents. A unique occurrence with no historical events to compare with.
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Heartland Signal @heartlandsignal.bsky.social · 1d
BREAKING: Masked Border Patrol agents aggressively arrested WGN video producer Debbie Brockman in Lincoln Square Friday morning, supposedly for "obstructing justice." (Video via Josh Thomas on Facebook)

Follow @heartlandsignal for more.
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Donny @tehdon.bsky.social · 1d
Me: hey Joe, what are your thoughts?

*10 milliseconds of silence*

Me: *vomits context uncontrollably*
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Donny @tehdon.bsky.social · 1d
Jurassic Park has 18 sequels for a reason
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Donny @tehdon.bsky.social · 1d
When a pro wrestler discovers the marks didn’t realize it was all an angle to draw heat
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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 2d
we told you, vivek.
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Donny @tehdon.bsky.social · 1d
A leopard may or may not have been snacking on his face prior to this statement
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Donny @tehdon.bsky.social · 1d
A soybean farmer who absolutely voted for Trump
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Donny @tehdon.bsky.social · 1d
“We need you to document your troubleshooting process”

Step 1. Work with it until you understand how it works

Step 2. Try stuff until it works like it is supposed to

I don’t think of they are going to appreciate it though
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Donny @tehdon.bsky.social · 1d
The dumb comments itch until they are out of my brain. There’s a reason no one I actually know in real life sees them. They all still have to like me.
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Donny @tehdon.bsky.social · 1d
by NYT Chief Political Correspondent Norm L. Eiser
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 1d
It is not too late for Donald Trump to win the Nobel Peace Prize if Mike Pence has the courage.
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Donny @tehdon.bsky.social · 1d
Not setting up a narrative for any reason in particular, surely
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Donny @tehdon.bsky.social · 1d
I’ve now listened to Make Me Feel enough that it no longer makes me feel
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Donny @tehdon.bsky.social · 1d
Them getting to throw a fit and play the victim was their ideal results. Bragging he won to own the libs was always second choice.
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Donny @tehdon.bsky.social · 1d
I just really want to reply with all the wire gifs
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Donny @tehdon.bsky.social · 2d
Kerkering!
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Donny @tehdon.bsky.social · 2d
A falling puppy has no handle
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 2d
knives are like puppies: the bite you for attention and because they love you
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 2d
Almost stabbed myself 2 more times with the new knife today. They get away from you!
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Donny @tehdon.bsky.social · 2d
Marc discovered he prefers Trump’s flatulence to his own. He was the most surprised.
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Donny @tehdon.bsky.social · 2d
we’re handling the justice system being used to attack political opponents surprisingly well
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 2d
NEW: Here's the two-count indictment against NY AG Letitia James. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
INDICTMENT October 2025 Term - at Alexandria, Virginia THE GRAND JURY CHARGES THAT: GENERAL ALLEGATIONS At all times relevant to this Indictment: 1. Letitia A. James ("JAMES) was a resident of Brooklyn, New York, and the borrower on a Fannie Mae-backed mortgage loan for the property located at 3121 Peronne Avenue, Norfolk, Virginia. 2. OVM Financial (also known as Old Virginia Mortgage / AnnieMac) was a mortgage lending business located in Virginia Beach, Virginia, engaged in the business of originating and underwriting residential mortgage loans, including those backed by the Federal National Mortgage Association ("Fannie Mae"). OVM Financial qualified as a "financial institution" within the meaning of 18 U.S.C. § 20(10). 3. Fannie Mae was a federally chartered corporation that purchased and guaranteed mortgages, operating as a government-sponsored enterprise under the oversight of the Federal Housing Finance Agency ("FHFA"). 4. First Savings Bank was a state-chartered, FDIC-insured financial institution (Certificate #29961), headquartered in Jeffersonville, Indiana, which acquired mortgage loans through assignment or acquisition. First Savings Bank qualified as a "financial institution" within the meaning of 18 U.S.C. § 20(1). 5. On or about August 17, 2020, JAMES, as sole borrower, purchased the three (3) bedroom, (1) bathroom property located at 3121 Peronne Avenue, Norfolk, Virginia 23509 (the "Peronne Property"), for approximately $137,000, financed with a mortgage loan of approximately $109,600 (Loan #4430025978) backed by Fannie Mae. 6. The loan was originated by OVM Financial under a signed Second Home Rider, which required JAMES, as the sole borrower to occupy and use the property as her secondary residence, and prohibited its use as a timesharing or other shared ownership arrangement or agreement that requires her either to rent the property or give any other person any control over the occupancy or use of the property. 7. Despite these representations, the Peronne Property was not occupied or used by JAMES as a secondary residence and was instead used as a rental investment property, renting the property to a family of (3). 8. This misrepresentation allowed JAMES to obtain favorable loan terms not available for investment properties, including a note rate of 3.000% (avoiding a 0.815% higher comparable investment property rate of 3.815%, resulting in approximately $17,837 in rate savings over the life of the loan), a seller credit of approximately $3,288 (exceeding the seller credit for investment properties by approximately $1,096), for total ill-gotten gains of approximately $18,933 over the life of the loan. 9. JAMES' Universal Property application for homeowners' insurance indicated "owner- occupied non-seasonal use," further misrepresenting the intended use of the property. 10. JAMES filed Schedule E tax forms), under penalties of perjury, treating the Perrone Property as rental real estate, reporting fair rental days, zero personal use days, thousand(s) of dollars in rents received, and claiming deductions for expenses relating to the property, further contradicting the second home classification. 11. The loan was acquired by or assigned to First Savings Bank by March 2021, exposing it to risks associated with the misrepresented loan. 12. The acts described herein occurred within the Eastern District of Virginia. COUNT ONE (Bank Fraud - 18 U.S.C. § 1344) 13. The allegations in paragraphs 1 through 12 are re-alleged and incorporated herein. 14. From on or about August 7, 2020, through at least January 2024, in the Eastern District of Virginia and elsewhere, the Defendant, LETITIA A. JAMES, did knowingly execute and attempt to execute a scheme and artifice to defraud OVM Financial and First Savings Bank, financial institutions, and to obtain moneys, funds, and credits owned by and under the custody and control of OVM Financial and First Savings Bank by means of false and fraudulent pretenses, representations, and promises. 15. The scheme involved falsely representing the Peronne Property as a secondary residence to obtain favorable mortgage terms, while using it as an investment property with no intended or actual personal occupancy or use by her. (In violation of Title 18, United States Code, Section 1344). COUNT TWO (False Statements to a Financial Institution - 18 U.S.C. § 1014) 16. The allegations in paragraphs 1 through 12 are re-alleged and incorporated herein. 17. From on or about July 28, 2020, through at least August 31, 2020, in the Eastern District of Virginia and elsewhere, the Defendant, LETITIA A. JAMES, did knowingly make and cause to be made false statements and reports for the purpose of influencing the action of OVM Financial, a Fannie Mae-backed lender, upon an application for a loan, in that JAMES represented and affirmed in uniform residential loan applications and related documents that the Peronne Property would be used as a secondary residence, when in truth and fact, as JAMES then knew, the property was intended and used as an investment property with no intended or actual personal occupancy or use by her. (In violation of Title 18, United States Code, Section 1014). FORFEITURE NOTICE Pursuant to Federal Rule of Criminal Procedure 32.2(a) and Title 18, U.S.C. § 982(a)(2)(A), upon conviction of the offenses in Counts One and Two, the Defendant, Letitia A. James, shall forfeit to the United States any property constituting, or derived from, proceeds obtained, directly or indirectly, as a result of such violations, including but not limited to a money judgment in the amount of $18,933. If any of the property described above, as a result of any act or omission of the Defendant: (a) cannot be located upon the exercise of due diligence; (b) has been transferred or sold to, or deposited with, a third party; (c) has been placed beyond the jurisdiction of the court; (d) has been substantially diminished in value; or (e) has been commingled with other property which cannot be divided without difficulty, the United States shall be entitled to a forfeiture of substitute property pursuant to Title 21, U.S.C. § 853(b), as incorporated by Title 18 U.S.C. § 982(b)(1). (In accordance with Title 18 U.S.C. § 981(a)(1)(C) and 982(a)(1); Title 28, U.S.C. § 2461(c); and Title 21 U.S.C. § 853(p).)
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Donny @tehdon.bsky.social · 2d
*rips off bad guy’s mask*

Jinkies! It was old man Trump the whole time. Again. For the 47th time in a row.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 2d
if 2025 had a scooby doo style van it would be called the misery machine