Teorema
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You take a hot dog, stuff it with some jack cheese, fold it in a pizza, you've got cheesy blasters!
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grudgie.bsky.social
Prosecute every agent.
redsky.pirhoo.com
Northwest Chicago Suburb: ICE Agents Rip 15-Year-Old Girl from Car, Slam Her to Ground She Screams Im 15! as Man Kneels on Her Neck

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Northwest Chicago Suburb: ICE Agents Rip 15-Year-Old Girl from Car, Slam Her to Ground She Screams Im 15! as Man Kneels on Her Neck
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kenwhite.bsky.social
Trader Joe's Exec1: we'll sell lots of really good stuff at good prices

Exec2: that doesn't sound at all evil. We're a big company, we're supposed to be evil

Founder1: we are going to have the most inadequate, cramped, badly designed parking lots in the fucking world

Founder2: ok that works
teorema.bsky.social
It’s that, but I think it’s also an opportunity to normalize the practice of just not seating Democrats who win elections. I think Mike Johnson is about to have his moment in this authoritarian project, and it’s going to be a dark one.
teorema.bsky.social
He’s buying time to flip the handful of republicans that have signed the petition to release the Epstein files to remove their signatures, because once it hits 218, the signatures are locked in.
teorema.bsky.social
Four generations of grifters. It’s uncanny.
teorema.bsky.social
Dude I want blood. I cannot believe this is happening on American streets.
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billkristolbulwark.bsky.social
The shameless GOP lying about the No Kings gatherings scheduled for next Saturday reveals how deeply hostile much of the Republican Party is to “the right of the people peaceably to assemble.” I look forward to our local No Kings event, and urge my fellow Americans to attend in their communities.
teorema.bsky.social
Great morale builder for your power consolidation project.
drewharwell.com
Military families on day 9 of the shutdown lining up at the food bank
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teapainusa.bsky.social
To all the Americans losing their jobs and farmers losing their farms, take comfort in the fact that the people in Argentina are doing great.
teorema.bsky.social
He says these demonstrably untrue things shamelessly everyday. Meanwhile, the rest of the world makes their plans without us.
atrupar.com
Trump: "Portland, I mean -- every time I look at that place it's burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store -- there are very few of them left -- but when a store owner rebuilds a store they build it out of plywood. They don't put up storefronts anymore. They just put wood up."
teorema.bsky.social
We’re just going to keep doing this, huh?
atrupar.com
Trump: "Portland, I mean -- every time I look at that place it's burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store -- there are very few of them left -- but when a store owner rebuilds a store they build it out of plywood. They don't put up storefronts anymore. They just put wood up."
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djangowexler.bsky.social
My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
teorema.bsky.social
America has been exposed to the bad air from The Happening and its chosen method of self-disposal is Donald Trump.
carlquintanilla.bsky.social
More tariff policy evolution — via one man’s whim.

$SPX $FXI
teorema.bsky.social
Getting these vibes
Poster for the film The Bucket List, representing a sincere wishcasting about the president’s motivations for the increased pace of sloppy vengeance.
teorema.bsky.social
Remember this game? It’s time once again for Trump Market Manipulation! When does the TACO drop so the stocks can spike back? You don’t know, but THEY sure do!
blurrytvheadlines.numbergoup.com
S&P 500 CLOSES 2.7% LOWER, NASDAQ 100 DOWN 3.5%
teorema.bsky.social
This isn’t just about immigrants. This is an attempt to sabotage the infrastructure and economy of a major American city the regime doesn’t like.
royalpratt.bsky.social
ICE went after rideshare drivers at O’Hare today, according to statement from Illinois Drivers Alliance
teorema.bsky.social
Me, watching Newsmax, sticking my index finger so far up my nose my eyes water: "Yes, of course. That makes sense."
mmfa.bsky.social
A Newsmax host defended ICE agents shooting a minister in the head with a pepper ball by falsely claiming he was “actually an antifa member masquerading as a pastor.”
teorema.bsky.social
I have so much hate in my heart for these assholes and I resent them even more for making me carry it.
thetnholler.bsky.social
EL PASO — a family says ICE showed up at their house looking for migrants and shot and KILLED THEIR DOG, then didn’t help them as the agent ran away and was not identified.

kfoxtv.com/news/local/e...
teorema.bsky.social
When I was 5 years old I lost a karate match to another 5-year-old and I cried a lot so they gave me my own little trophy.
onestpress.onestnetwork.com
Rep. Buddy Carter: "Donald Trump deserves the Nobel Peace Prize. That's why I'm introducing a resolution today that will honor him with the Nobel Peace Prize."

Huh? :)
teorema.bsky.social
Jenna wouldn't headline though. She'd be like the 3pm slot on a Thursday.
teorema.bsky.social
Absolutely Jenna. Tracy wouldn't because he wouldn't want to fly that far and wouldn't be able to handle the food and lack of strip clubs, and his wife wouldn't allow it.
teorema.bsky.social
Those Epstein files must be radioactive.
teorema.bsky.social
Project 2028? No, I'm not familiar. Never read it, had nothing to do with it.