Teorema
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You take a hot dog, stuff it with some jack cheese, fold it in a pizza, you've got cheesy blasters!
“Dad I got suspended for punching a kid.”
“What the fuck”
“He was yelling about how he supported ICE.”
“Here’s all the cash in my wallet. Have a great week off.”
“What the fuck”
“He was yelling about how he supported ICE.”
“Here’s all the cash in my wallet. Have a great week off.”
February 14, 2026 at 12:42 AM
“Dad I got suspended for punching a kid.”
“What the fuck”
“He was yelling about how he supported ICE.”
“Here’s all the cash in my wallet. Have a great week off.”
“What the fuck”
“He was yelling about how he supported ICE.”
“Here’s all the cash in my wallet. Have a great week off.”
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Once again: The chair. For everyone involved. From the brass down to the waitstaff.
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Once again: The chair. For everyone involved. From the brass down to the waitstaff.
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We're living in that Treehouse of Horror episode where Homer gets the time-traveling toaster and sneezes on a dinosaur
Stephen A. Smith Tells CBS News He Is Not Ruling Out 2028 Presidential Run: "I'd Love To Be On The Debate Stages Against Some Of These Individuals" (Ted Johnson/Deadline)
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February 13, 2026 at 7:27 PM
We're living in that Treehouse of Horror episode where Homer gets the time-traveling toaster and sneezes on a dinosaur
One of the most badass things I've ever seen. The casual strolling and spraying, as if it isn't even with passionate anger just "this should be on fire".
KMBC: "A woman tried to set a fire at a South Kansas City warehouse that had been rumored as a possible ICE detention center. Earlier today, the company that owns the property confirmed it is no longer moving forward with a sale to the U.S. government."
February 13, 2026 at 5:14 PM
One of the most badass things I've ever seen. The casual strolling and spraying, as if it isn't even with passionate anger just "this should be on fire".
If a child asks you for water in ANY context and you say no, you don't deserve to share this planet with the rest of humanity.
CBP didn’t give her or anyone any water; she asked 3 times accg to other reports. CBP killed a 7yr old.
“8 hours after the girl & her father were taken into custody, she began having seizures & her body temperature was measured at 105.7 degrees by emergency medical technicians. shorturl.at/d2OTJ
“8 hours after the girl & her father were taken into custody, she began having seizures & her body temperature was measured at 105.7 degrees by emergency medical technicians. shorturl.at/d2OTJ
7-Year-Old Migrant Girl Dies Of Dehydration And Shock In U.S. Border Patrol Custody
The girl's death underscores the crisis precipitated by large groups of families seeking asylum where there are inadequate facilities to detain them.
shorturl.at
February 13, 2026 at 4:21 PM
If a child asks you for water in ANY context and you say no, you don't deserve to share this planet with the rest of humanity.
Brett Ratner is a perfect representation of Trump 2. He’s always been a piece of shit and he lost his career over it, and now, through Trump, he gets a platform once again, with the open invitation to maximize every dimension of his rotten soul.
This is so deranged. The Epstein associate who directed the Melania film AND the Mike Tyson ad is like “if you don’t do what my ad says and completely change your diet right now, then you will die.”
February 13, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Brett Ratner is a perfect representation of Trump 2. He’s always been a piece of shit and he lost his career over it, and now, through Trump, he gets a platform once again, with the open invitation to maximize every dimension of his rotten soul.
Evil incarnate.
The Project 2025 author is using millions of dollars in USAID money for his own security detail.
It is estimated that 762,000 people have *already died* as a result of Elon Musk and Russell Vought’s obscene murder of USAID, including more than 500,000 children.
Vought is a mass murderer.
It is estimated that 762,000 people have *already died* as a result of Elon Musk and Russell Vought’s obscene murder of USAID, including more than 500,000 children.
Vought is a mass murderer.
Exclusive: White House uses USAID funds for budget director Vought's security, documents show
The White House budget office is using millions of dollars from the former U.S. foreign aid agency to pay for the security detail of Russell Vought, President Donald Trump's budget chief and an archit...
www.reuters.com
February 13, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Evil incarnate.
Congress needs to depose Gates yesterday.
Jeffrey Epstein to Bill Gates in December 2016:
“come to visit the island. new adminstration people visiting”
(www.justice.gov/epstein/file...)
“come to visit the island. new adminstration people visiting”
(www.justice.gov/epstein/file...)
February 13, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Congress needs to depose Gates yesterday.
No.
February 13, 2026 at 3:09 AM
No.
How much did it cost the world for idiots to learn that the glowing hot iron burns you?
New poll: In 2024, low-engagement voters went for Trump over Harris by 11 percentage points. But now they disapprove of the way he's handling the presidency by 13. They have moved 25 points against Trump — 2x as large as the shift for high-knowledge voters www.gelliottmorris.com/p/trump-lost...
Trump has lost the voters who weren’t paying attention in 2024
The least-engaged Americans have swung 25 points against him since 2024 — about twice the shift among everyone else. Trump has flattened the engagement gap.
www.gelliottmorris.com
February 12, 2026 at 3:44 PM
How much did it cost the world for idiots to learn that the glowing hot iron burns you?
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This episode has been a nightmare for my city and state, but I hope people realize it’s also a profound defeat and political catastrophe for Trump and DHS, who are slinking away having accomplished nothing. Minneapolis simply wouldn’t bend to them and they lost
Homan in Minnesota: "I have proposed, and President Trump has concurred, that this surge operation conclude. A significant drawdown has already been underway this week and will continue."
February 12, 2026 at 3:09 PM
This episode has been a nightmare for my city and state, but I hope people realize it’s also a profound defeat and political catastrophe for Trump and DHS, who are slinking away having accomplished nothing. Minneapolis simply wouldn’t bend to them and they lost
I mean I have overheard people casually drop sentiments nearly identical to this.
“Look as long as the Dow’s up, let the man fuck some kids”
February 12, 2026 at 4:18 AM
I mean I have overheard people casually drop sentiments nearly identical to this.
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Don't call Bondi a "bitch". She is an evil psychopath ghoul with no soul and a Temu Nazi Barbie with a bar blond dye job.
February 12, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Don't call Bondi a "bitch". She is an evil psychopath ghoul with no soul and a Temu Nazi Barbie with a bar blond dye job.
State terror
More than 400 people, including hundreds of citizens, were “sorted” at gun point into racial and ethnic groups by 200 ICE agents who fired flash-bang grenades into cars with people inside, pointed guns at children & demanded their zip tied parents not comfort them. apple.news/Ausdx6kWtT0e...
Idaho families sue over immigration raid that swept up hundreds, including U.S. citizens — NBC News
About 400 people, including children and U.S. citizens, were detained for four hours while they were denied food and water in the raid, according to the lawsuit.
apple.news
February 12, 2026 at 2:50 AM
State terror
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There's an argument that Trump was constitutionally barred from holding federal office after Jan 6 and therefore all his public acts since then are void. He has spent the last year validating that notion every single day. Letting any of this stand and ~Moving On~ after it's over would be a mistake
February 11, 2026 at 5:53 PM
There's an argument that Trump was constitutionally barred from holding federal office after Jan 6 and therefore all his public acts since then are void. He has spent the last year validating that notion every single day. Letting any of this stand and ~Moving On~ after it's over would be a mistake
She is behaving as if the rule of law no longer exists and we really need to prove her wrong.
CONGRESS: Will you commit to provide this committee with your list of entities that you recommend be designated as domestic terrorist organizations?
PAM BONDI: I'm not going to commit to anything
PAM BONDI: I'm not going to commit to anything
February 11, 2026 at 9:15 PM
She is behaving as if the rule of law no longer exists and we really need to prove her wrong.
Pam Bondi is the goddamned devil.
Jayapal asks Epstein survivors in hearing room to stand and raise hands if they still haven't been able to meet with Bondi's DOJ. Every single one of them doe. Jayapal then gives Bondi an opportunity to apologize. She responds by trying to attack Jayapal and Merrick Garland but doesn't apologize.
February 11, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Pam Bondi is the goddamned devil.
Delicious, delicious incompetence.
February 11, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Delicious, delicious incompetence.
It’s always a close race but she may be the most contemptible of the bunch outside of the superhuman evil of Miller. She hates everyone on earth and I fucking hate her back.
Bondi crashes out over Epstein: "The Dow is over 50,000 dollars! I don't know why you're laughing. You're a great stock trader as I hear, Raskin. The Dow is over 50,000 right now. The S&P at almost 7,000, and the Nasdaq smashing records. That's what we should be talking about."
February 11, 2026 at 5:04 PM
It’s always a close race but she may be the most contemptible of the bunch outside of the superhuman evil of Miller. She hates everyone on earth and I fucking hate her back.
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Isabella Wranå won gold for curling, but should've for this video
February 11, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Isabella Wranå won gold for curling, but should've for this video
I’m a curling guy now. What a game.
February 11, 2026 at 3:53 AM
I’m a curling guy now. What a game.
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the reason this one's bad for him is because this was the bill holding the line preventing the house from voting on tariffs; now every house republican is going to have to actually vote on record for/against paring back trump's tariff authority in the runup to midterms
February 11, 2026 at 3:18 AM
the reason this one's bad for him is because this was the bill holding the line preventing the house from voting on tariffs; now every house republican is going to have to actually vote on record for/against paring back trump's tariff authority in the runup to midterms
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they said it couldn't be done, folks, big strong men with tears in their eyes, they came up to me and said "no president could completely wreck an entire united states economy twice", they said "no one's ever put more people out of work than you"
US HIRING AT RECESSION LEVELS: HIRING RATE AT 3.3%, MATCHING THE 2020 CRISIS AND NEAR A 13-YEAR LOW.
February 11, 2026 at 3:12 AM
they said it couldn't be done, folks, big strong men with tears in their eyes, they came up to me and said "no president could completely wreck an entire united states economy twice", they said "no one's ever put more people out of work than you"
These motherfuckers want to extinguish joy wherever they can find it and I wish them all the worst.
Alford: "On Bad Bunny - we're still investigating. There's info out about the lyrics. I don't speak fluent Spanish, but if it's true what was said on natl TV, we have a lot of Qs for entities that broadcast it & we'll be talking w/ the FCC. This could be worse than the Janet wardrobe malfunction"
February 10, 2026 at 10:33 PM
These motherfuckers want to extinguish joy wherever they can find it and I wish them all the worst.
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Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."
February 10, 2026 at 5:43 PM
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