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You take a hot dog, stuff it with some jack cheese, fold it in a pizza, you've got cheesy blasters!

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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 1h

we have HEAVY helicopter circulation tonight and all i can think about are these fucking goon shitheads bursting blood vessels about a bunch of people in inflatable animal costumes, fuck these assholes, we are gonna win, they are gonna break upon us, whether in polyester or not

GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 2h

FROGS TOGETHER STRONG is fucking incredible

The Oregonian @oregonian.com · 2h

Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...

Teorema @teorema.bsky.social · 2h

They’re trying to “shut up and play ball” the Pope.

Department of Shoe @shoe.bsky.social · 2h

Lol

Teorema @teorema.bsky.social · 5h

Maaaaan

Teorema @teorema.bsky.social · 5h

Make the frog famous.

Teorema @teorema.bsky.social · 5h

I want my scalps.

Teorema @teorema.bsky.social · 5h

Yes! Finally we're talking like this.

Greg Sargent @gregsargent.bsky.social · 7h

This is good, from Hakeem Jeffries. More of this please, in every conceivable forum:

"Sycophants who aid and abet the President’s vengeful schemes will not be able to hide from the serious legal consequences of their behavior. They will be held accountable."

Teorema @teorema.bsky.social · 5h

This is a very good post. Among the best, thanks.

Teorema @teorema.bsky.social · 5h

That's a wrap.

American Bridge 21st Century @ab21.bsky.social · 6h

WATCH: Winsome Earle-Sears says her opposition to marriage equality or her support for LGTBQ+ Americans being fired for being gay is "not discrimination." #VAGov

Teorema @teorema.bsky.social · 5h

Bury him beneath the worst prison.

emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 10h

Stephen Miller is murdering Venezuelans and Colombians in cold blood bc he believes it helps his propaganda campaign to paint Latinos as dangerous.

www.theatlantic.com/national-sec...

Stephen Miller views the air strikes as an opportunity to paint immigrants as a dangerous menace, according to one of the White House officials.

Teorema @teorema.bsky.social · 5h

He has a very hard job right now - trying to get New Yorkers to vote for him while trying to get Trump to support him. Not easy! Also fuck him!

Teorema @teorema.bsky.social · 5h

There may not be a bigger PR nightmare on earth than fucking with the Hot Priest.

Lindsay Beyerstein @beyerstein.bsky.social · 5h

Of all the clerics they could have popped, those ICE idiots had to hit Hot Priest.

Presbyterian minister David Black on CNN, who was shot with pepper balls while praying outside an ICE facility.

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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 10h

sorry farmers, we spent all your bailout money on your competitors, best of luck next year

Teorema @teorema.bsky.social · 8h

The infamy of these fucking saboteurs will live for generations.

Teorema @teorema.bsky.social · 8h

I'd really like to see elected officials start talking like Will Stancil.

Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 9h

I am not that kind of Democrat, and they are creating an entire generation of Democrats like me. Personally, I would hunt them to the ends of the earth to bring them to justice for what they did to the United States and the American experiment

Roy Batty @on-tannhausergate.bsky.social · 9h

They are so used to Democrats who forgive and forget and move on

We are so fucking over that

There is no harm that could come to any MAGA anywhere that would not bring joy to the hearts of Democrats everywhere

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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 9h

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

Teorema @teorema.bsky.social · 8h

Our money. We can't have healthcare but we can bail out Argentina in order to save the oligarchs' investments.

More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 8h

BREAKING: Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent says the US has finalized a plan to give $20 billion to Argentina.

Teorema @teorema.bsky.social · 8h

Everyone needs to start talking like this. Sometimes justice looks a lot like revenge. I want both.

Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 10h

ICE is a rabid animal and must be put down. Its rogue agents must be unmasked, stripped of their badges, and prosecuted. Its leaders must be imprisoned.

Teorema @teorema.bsky.social · 8h

Yeah, this is how you consolidate. They are really, truly going for it.

Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com · 9h

Oh www.cnn.com/2025/10/09/p...

CNN headline: Former GOP election official buys Dominion Voting
Systems, says he'll push for paper ballots

Teorema @teorema.bsky.social · 11h

These domestic terrorists must be outed. I don’t think we should close Guantanamo Bay, I think we should repurpose it for former ICE agents.

Teorema @teorema.bsky.social · 11h

I just cannot fathom the kind of derangement it would take to do this.

Teorema @teorema.bsky.social · 11h

Can’t wait to angrily enjoy my slop like a real patriot. Have fun with your global top-selling entertainer or whatever.

The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 11h

Turning Point USA announced it will host counterprogramming to the Super Bowl halftime show, called “The All American Halftime Show,” as MAGA critics have been enraged over the selection of Bad Bunny as the 2026 headliner.

MAGA rage over Bad Bunny at Super Bowl sparks an alternative show

Counterprogramming hosted by the group that Charlie Kirk founded spotlights the growing political polarization surrounding one of the biggest events of the year.

www.washingtonpost.com

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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 11h

Did you know that if you identify a member of Trump's secret police by posting their image, name or address on social media, you are instantly a confirmed "Antifa terrorist"? The White House says so. Ditto is you approach an ICE concentration camp.

Zachary J. Smith @vocabulist.bsky.social · 18h

In case anyone thinks this is paranoid, Trump’s junta has defined terrorism to include trespass, naming ICE agents on the internet, and whatever “civil disorder” is.

politically motivated terrorist acts such as organized doxing campaigns, swatting, rioting, looting, trespass, assault, destruction of property, threats of violence, and civil disorder

Teorema @teorema.bsky.social · 11h

What an absolutely tragic and pathetic state of affairs.

Teorema @teorema.bsky.social · 12h

A petulant menace to the entire world.

Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 12h

What a petty little...

www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...

Norway braces for Trump’s reaction if he does not win Nobel peace prize

US president may impose tariffs, demand higher Nato contributions or even declare Norway an enemy, analyst says

www.theguardian.com

Teorema @teorema.bsky.social · 12h

Just spitballin’

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 12h

Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."