Teorema
@teorema.bsky.social
You take a hot dog, stuff it with some jack cheese, fold it in a pizza, you've got cheesy blasters!
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LEAVITT: Of course Donald Trump didn’t have Jeffrey Epstein killed. The suggestion is defamatory and the President will be taking legal action
BONDI: Saying that Trump had Epstein killed is now a felony
TRUMP: They set up a live feed in the cell so I could watch. I put it on YouTube, here’s a link
BONDI: Saying that Trump had Epstein killed is now a felony
TRUMP: They set up a live feed in the cell so I could watch. I put it on YouTube, here’s a link
February 8, 2026 at 5:53 PM
LEAVITT: Of course Donald Trump didn’t have Jeffrey Epstein killed. The suggestion is defamatory and the President will be taking legal action
BONDI: Saying that Trump had Epstein killed is now a felony
TRUMP: They set up a live feed in the cell so I could watch. I put it on YouTube, here’s a link
BONDI: Saying that Trump had Epstein killed is now a felony
TRUMP: They set up a live feed in the cell so I could watch. I put it on YouTube, here’s a link
Ok yep I’m on board now.
February 8, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Ok yep I’m on board now.
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I'm gonna have a big ol bag of chips and I don't look and sound like a desiccated meatball trying desperately to speak human English so whose diet is really working here?
RFK Jr on what he'll eat during the Super Bowl: "I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have yogurt."
February 8, 2026 at 4:43 PM
I'm gonna have a big ol bag of chips and I don't look and sound like a desiccated meatball trying desperately to speak human English so whose diet is really working here?
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The current regime took a week to abolish USAID, which is three times as old and was not in the news every day for brutalizing children
“We cannot just abolish ICE!”
Bestie, you are older than ICE.
Bestie, you are older than ICE.
February 8, 2026 at 3:59 PM
The current regime took a week to abolish USAID, which is three times as old and was not in the news every day for brutalizing children
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The prevailing attitude among Republicans pretty clear is "Democrats shouldnt be allowed to fight back against us," which makes sense for a political party led by a rapist and full of sexpests, pedophiles, & pedophile protectors at every echelon
February 8, 2026 at 4:13 PM
The prevailing attitude among Republicans pretty clear is "Democrats shouldnt be allowed to fight back against us," which makes sense for a political party led by a rapist and full of sexpests, pedophiles, & pedophile protectors at every echelon
This guy gets it.
Ossoff: We were told that MAGA was for working-class Americans. But this is a government of, by, and for the ultra-rich. It’s the wealthiest Cabinet ever. This is the Epstein class. They are the elites they pretend to hate.
February 8, 2026 at 1:24 AM
This guy gets it.
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the toothpaste is out of the tube on ICE now. I saw a woman who is a dressage professional post a fuck ICE video on tiktok.
February 7, 2026 at 9:34 PM
the toothpaste is out of the tube on ICE now. I saw a woman who is a dressage professional post a fuck ICE video on tiktok.
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If there's one benefit from all the Republican criminality and corruption it's that you never have to treat them like good faith interlocutors again. Every currently living Trump accomplice should be treated at most to a reflexive "Eat Shit" for life, and that's better than they deserve
VA Senate president responds to Ted crying about VA’s redistricting, which should add 4 new Dem seats.
February 7, 2026 at 4:46 PM
If there's one benefit from all the Republican criminality and corruption it's that you never have to treat them like good faith interlocutors again. Every currently living Trump accomplice should be treated at most to a reflexive "Eat Shit" for life, and that's better than they deserve
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LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this
February 7, 2026 at 6:59 AM
LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this
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apologies matter. remember, they are victims of a coordinated scam and slowly but surely they're waking up.
February 6, 2026 at 9:14 PM
apologies matter. remember, they are victims of a coordinated scam and slowly but surely they're waking up.
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GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Gotdamn
February 7, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Gotdamn
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It’s pretty crazy that the president and his family are just stealing billions and billions of dollars directly from taxpayers and the political media is like “It’s Trump so this isn’t a big deal, probably”
“Four of [Don Jr]’s portfolio companies have won contracts from the Trump [regime] this year amounting to $735 MILLION… It looks like more Trump enrichment. When the public and the private are as intertwined as they are in this [regime] it’s hard to tell the difference.”
@johncassidysays.bsky.social
@johncassidysays.bsky.social
February 7, 2026 at 2:24 AM
It’s pretty crazy that the president and his family are just stealing billions and billions of dollars directly from taxpayers and the political media is like “It’s Trump so this isn’t a big deal, probably”
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Welcome to the rest of your life, asshole.
Vice President JD Vance gets roundly booed at the opening ceremony of the Milano-Cortina 2026 Olympics. "Those are a lot of boos for him, whistling jeering," says the presenter. US athletes receive a warm welcome from fans, though.
February 6, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Welcome to the rest of your life, asshole.
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we at the republican party want a small federal government. so small it can squeeze into every aspect of your life. this will cost a lot of tax money
February 6, 2026 at 11:53 PM
we at the republican party want a small federal government. so small it can squeeze into every aspect of your life. this will cost a lot of tax money
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I can't bear the footage of half a dozen armed, masked, agents of the state pushing around a man holding on to his two-year-old baby girl the horror is just endless
February 6, 2026 at 3:05 AM
I can't bear the footage of half a dozen armed, masked, agents of the state pushing around a man holding on to his two-year-old baby girl the horror is just endless
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international olympic committee: hey guys please don’t boo the VP
everyone: lmao ok bitch
everyone: lmao ok bitch
February 6, 2026 at 9:42 PM
international olympic committee: hey guys please don’t boo the VP
everyone: lmao ok bitch
everyone: lmao ok bitch
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I’m not on the spectrum, I am the spectrum.
February 6, 2026 at 8:55 PM
I’m not on the spectrum, I am the spectrum.
We're meant to believe he has a team of staffers working overnight shifts to make sure his Truth Social feed is full of insane grievance posts and AI slop.
Trump has now deleted the post, with the White House now claiming, "A White House staffer erroneously made the post. It has been taken down."
Karoline Leavitt a few hours ago:
"Please stop the fake outrage and report on something today that actually matters to the American public.”
Karoline Leavitt a few hours ago:
"Please stop the fake outrage and report on something today that actually matters to the American public.”
February 6, 2026 at 5:11 PM
We're meant to believe he has a team of staffers working overnight shifts to make sure his Truth Social feed is full of insane grievance posts and AI slop.
This guy fuckin rules!!!!!
From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X)
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
February 6, 2026 at 5:03 PM
This guy fuckin rules!!!!!
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Every American needs to watch this:
February 5, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Every American needs to watch this:
America.
Organizers have collected 14 lotion bottles, two deodorant bottles, and one AA Battery that detainees have thrown over the fences with notes attached to them.
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By Aisha Wallace-Palomares
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By Aisha Wallace-Palomares
February 6, 2026 at 1:33 PM
America.
ICE recruitment in Full Collapse.
Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?
February 6, 2026 at 5:08 AM
ICE recruitment in Full Collapse.
Unspeakable evil.
BREAKING: The federal government has filed a motion seeking to end asylum claims for the family of Liam Conejo Ramos, according to the lawyer representing the family.
DHS has requested expedited deportation proceedings against family of Liam Conejo Ramos
The federal government has filed a motion seeking to end asylum claims for the family of Liam Conejo Ramos, according to the lawyer representing the family.
www.mprnews.org
February 6, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Unspeakable evil.