Teorema
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You take a hot dog, stuff it with some jack cheese, fold it in a pizza, you've got cheesy blasters!
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Isabella Wranå won gold for curling, but should've for this video
February 11, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Isabella Wranå won gold for curling, but should've for this video
I’m a curling guy now. What a game.
February 11, 2026 at 3:53 AM
I’m a curling guy now. What a game.
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the reason this one's bad for him is because this was the bill holding the line preventing the house from voting on tariffs; now every house republican is going to have to actually vote on record for/against paring back trump's tariff authority in the runup to midterms
February 11, 2026 at 3:18 AM
the reason this one's bad for him is because this was the bill holding the line preventing the house from voting on tariffs; now every house republican is going to have to actually vote on record for/against paring back trump's tariff authority in the runup to midterms
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they said it couldn't be done, folks, big strong men with tears in their eyes, they came up to me and said "no president could completely wreck an entire united states economy twice", they said "no one's ever put more people out of work than you"
US HIRING AT RECESSION LEVELS: HIRING RATE AT 3.3%, MATCHING THE 2020 CRISIS AND NEAR A 13-YEAR LOW.
February 11, 2026 at 3:12 AM
they said it couldn't be done, folks, big strong men with tears in their eyes, they came up to me and said "no president could completely wreck an entire united states economy twice", they said "no one's ever put more people out of work than you"
These motherfuckers want to extinguish joy wherever they can find it and I wish them all the worst.
Alford: "On Bad Bunny - we're still investigating. There's info out about the lyrics. I don't speak fluent Spanish, but if it's true what was said on natl TV, we have a lot of Qs for entities that broadcast it & we'll be talking w/ the FCC. This could be worse than the Janet wardrobe malfunction"
February 10, 2026 at 10:33 PM
These motherfuckers want to extinguish joy wherever they can find it and I wish them all the worst.
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Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."
February 10, 2026 at 5:43 PM
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i think this more than anything is what miller wants. vast detention camps with all of the suffering and death that means.
ICE has now spent over half a BILLION dollars just on purchasing warehouses around the country to convert into detention camps.
If these mega-camps are utilized to the full capacity ICE intends, they'll be the largest prisons in the country, with little real oversight. www.ajc.com/politics/202...
If these mega-camps are utilized to the full capacity ICE intends, they'll be the largest prisons in the country, with little real oversight. www.ajc.com/politics/202...
ICE to begin detaining immigrants inside Social Circle warehouse in April
Homeland Security plans to build warehouse detention facilities in other cities being met with opposition.
www.ajc.com
February 10, 2026 at 3:56 AM
i think this more than anything is what miller wants. vast detention camps with all of the suffering and death that means.
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ICE is currently holding around 80,000 detainees. Nazi Germany didn't reach this number in its formal camp system until 1942, nine years after seizing power and three years into the war.
February 10, 2026 at 3:42 AM
ICE is currently holding around 80,000 detainees. Nazi Germany didn't reach this number in its formal camp system until 1942, nine years after seizing power and three years into the war.
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They're building concentration camps with my tax money Chuck. They're torturing children. They're murdering innocent people on the street. What are you doing.
Our DHS reform demands are exceedingly reasonable.
We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.
Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.
Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
February 10, 2026 at 3:45 AM
They're building concentration camps with my tax money Chuck. They're torturing children. They're murdering innocent people on the street. What are you doing.
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isn’t a world that gives us that half time show so much better than whatever the worst people alive are offering as an alternative
February 9, 2026 at 1:53 AM
isn’t a world that gives us that half time show so much better than whatever the worst people alive are offering as an alternative
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both the president and literally everyone else understand any statement of a moral principle -- any moral principal -- as a denunciation
February 9, 2026 at 4:08 AM
both the president and literally everyone else understand any statement of a moral principle -- any moral principal -- as a denunciation
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We’re living in the fascist police state Alex Jones told everyone liberals would build and he’s deepthroating the boot while the sheeple he criticized risk everything
The fascists called us snowflakes and they’re wetting themselves over a halftime show and regular people are studying street warfare
The fascists called us snowflakes and they’re wetting themselves over a halftime show and regular people are studying street warfare
February 9, 2026 at 1:26 AM
We’re living in the fascist police state Alex Jones told everyone liberals would build and he’s deepthroating the boot while the sheeple he criticized risk everything
The fascists called us snowflakes and they’re wetting themselves over a halftime show and regular people are studying street warfare
The fascists called us snowflakes and they’re wetting themselves over a halftime show and regular people are studying street warfare
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OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit
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time to leave my family, get into my truck, and livestream the tpusa halftime show in the dark on my iphone for freedom
February 9, 2026 at 1:11 AM
time to leave my family, get into my truck, and livestream the tpusa halftime show in the dark on my iphone for freedom
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i love that for the average american, activism is just watching TV the correct way
February 9, 2026 at 12:52 AM
i love that for the average american, activism is just watching TV the correct way
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What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,
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This year, the U.S. Olympic Figure Skating Men's Team is represented by:
• the son of Ukrainian Junior World Champion skaters in Florida who like Papa John's
• the son of Russian World Champion skaters in Connecticut
• the son of Uzbek Olympic skaters in Virginia
That's what makes America great.
• the son of Ukrainian Junior World Champion skaters in Florida who like Papa John's
• the son of Russian World Champion skaters in Connecticut
• the son of Uzbek Olympic skaters in Virginia
That's what makes America great.
This year, the U.S. Olympic Figure Skating Pairs Team is represented by:
• A Japanese and Chinese Hawaiian
• A Michigan guy (You'll notice a trend here)
• A Hong Kong and Taiwanese Texan
• A Japanese American and Army soldier who is studying to become a chaplain!
That's what makes America great.
• A Japanese and Chinese Hawaiian
• A Michigan guy (You'll notice a trend here)
• A Hong Kong and Taiwanese Texan
• A Japanese American and Army soldier who is studying to become a chaplain!
That's what makes America great.
This Olympics, Team USA ice dance is represented by:
• A Chinese Hawaiian and her Michigan husband
• A Greek Cypriot and a Ukrainian Costco fan who just acquired citizenship
• A Canadian born with two dislocated hips and the son of two Soviet gold medalist skaters
That's what makes America great.
• A Chinese Hawaiian and her Michigan husband
• A Greek Cypriot and a Ukrainian Costco fan who just acquired citizenship
• A Canadian born with two dislocated hips and the son of two Soviet gold medalist skaters
That's what makes America great.
February 5, 2026 at 11:00 PM
This year, the U.S. Olympic Figure Skating Men's Team is represented by:
• the son of Ukrainian Junior World Champion skaters in Florida who like Papa John's
• the son of Russian World Champion skaters in Connecticut
• the son of Uzbek Olympic skaters in Virginia
That's what makes America great.
• the son of Ukrainian Junior World Champion skaters in Florida who like Papa John's
• the son of Russian World Champion skaters in Connecticut
• the son of Uzbek Olympic skaters in Virginia
That's what makes America great.
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He's such an insane little demon child
February 8, 2026 at 9:33 PM
He's such an insane little demon child
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Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century.
He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.
He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.
February 8, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century.
He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.
He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.
Just read this for the tenth time. Therapeutic.
February 8, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Just read this for the tenth time. Therapeutic.
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FUCK ICE AND FUCK THE PATRIOTS
February 8, 2026 at 7:12 PM
FUCK ICE AND FUCK THE PATRIOTS
Super Bowl parties across the US:
“Good to see you bro! We got kefir in the cooler, there’s kombucha in the fridge. The boys are gnawing on a beef heart in the backyard.”
“Good to see you bro! We got kefir in the cooler, there’s kombucha in the fridge. The boys are gnawing on a beef heart in the backyard.”
RFK Jr on what he'll eat during the Super Bowl: "I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have yogurt."
February 8, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Super Bowl parties across the US:
“Good to see you bro! We got kefir in the cooler, there’s kombucha in the fridge. The boys are gnawing on a beef heart in the backyard.”
“Good to see you bro! We got kefir in the cooler, there’s kombucha in the fridge. The boys are gnawing on a beef heart in the backyard.”
We’re running end-of-democracy drills across the country.
Nothing to worry about, just state election officials preparing for possible illegal and unconstitutional efforts by the Trump administration to tamper with the 2026 election
February 8, 2026 at 6:16 PM
We’re running end-of-democracy drills across the country.
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LEAVITT: Of course Donald Trump didn’t have Jeffrey Epstein killed. The suggestion is defamatory and the President will be taking legal action
BONDI: Saying that Trump had Epstein killed is now a felony
TRUMP: They set up a live feed in the cell so I could watch. I put it on YouTube, here’s a link
BONDI: Saying that Trump had Epstein killed is now a felony
TRUMP: They set up a live feed in the cell so I could watch. I put it on YouTube, here’s a link
February 8, 2026 at 5:53 PM
LEAVITT: Of course Donald Trump didn’t have Jeffrey Epstein killed. The suggestion is defamatory and the President will be taking legal action
BONDI: Saying that Trump had Epstein killed is now a felony
TRUMP: They set up a live feed in the cell so I could watch. I put it on YouTube, here’s a link
BONDI: Saying that Trump had Epstein killed is now a felony
TRUMP: They set up a live feed in the cell so I could watch. I put it on YouTube, here’s a link
Ok yep I’m on board now.
February 8, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Ok yep I’m on board now.