The Daily Tism
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Satirical news by and for autistic people (poor things). Founded by Sara Gibbs & Elsa Williams; run by Sara Gibbs & Sarah Amero www.thedailytism.com www.patreon.com/TheDailyTism Autistic Women Oversharing Podcast: https://linktr.ee/thedailytism
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sararoseg.bsky.social
Hey bitches my autism is up here #bigboobproblems
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sararoseg.bsky.social
Can’t wait to spot some raccoons in the wild
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And yes, we did listen to our merch survey…
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vdorr.bsky.social
want
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One more merch sneak peek 👀

Yes, we’re personally attacking you and we don’t care who knows it!

It’ll be available in t-shirts and hoodies with all sorts of colours and fits!
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theflyingcaribou.bsky.social
Bonjour, c’est mon anniversaire aujourd’hui, vous savez quoi faire 👀👀👀
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dudepoints.fun
I hope this is available in time for me to wear to a workplace presentation I am doing on neurodiversity and inclusion soon
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One more merch sneak peek 👀

Yes, we’re personally attacking you and we don’t care who knows it!

It’ll be available in t-shirts and hoodies with all sorts of colours and fits!
White t-shirt reading “personally attacked by The Daily Tism” Peppermint green t-shirt reading “personally attacked by The Daily Tism” Blue hoodie reading “personally attacked by The Daily Tism”
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One more merch sneak peek 👀

Yes, we’re personally attacking you and we don’t care who knows it!

It’ll be available in t-shirts and hoodies with all sorts of colours and fits!
White t-shirt reading “personally attacked by The Daily Tism” Peppermint green t-shirt reading “personally attacked by The Daily Tism” Blue hoodie reading “personally attacked by The Daily Tism”
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Beth Hapworth, 32, who made the move from from being a full-time corporate copywriter to freelancing in order to regain her autonomy, has instead become a round-the-clock servant to seven-year-old tabby cat, Tilly.
“Self-employed” autistic woman actually works for cat
An autistic woman who thought becoming self-employed would mean being her own boss has discovered that she actually now works for a small feline tyrant, it has been confirmed.  Beth Hapworth, 32, who…
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susannajechpaul.bsky.social
brb leaving laptop open to this page & humming ‘Santa Baby’ every time husband walks by
😍🎁🎄
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harecomedy.bsky.social
Cannot wait to get my tiny raccoon hands on this stuff.
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kathnotkathy.bsky.social
I have a mighty need.
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sarahamero.bsky.social
Official TDT merch is on its way! We are working as fast as our tiny little raccoon hands can manage
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stacykess.bsky.social
I need this.

I don't know if there's such thing as Editors Day, but if there is, this a perfect gift for me for Editors Day.
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themedievaldrk.bsky.social
✊trash panda brigade assemble✊
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If it helps anyone -- I use the same POD T-shirt company the Daily Tism are using for my own podcast's merch, and I have significantly more fabric sensitivities than Sara and still find them comfortable.

They do have labels, but the kind you can easily tear out, not the ones that need unpicking.
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sararoseg.bsky.social
I can see some FAQs forming so I’ll just answer them as they come here:

1. I think they’re very soft & wearable but we’re autistic & I don’t know what other people’s sensory yums are.

2. Sadly we are not in charge of whether print-on-demand shops include labels *shakes fist*
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Woven together with angels’ hair
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sararoseg.bsky.social
It’s very important that you all know that mid-writing this article, I went upstairs for something and on my way back down, MISSED THE BOTTOM STAIR despite the fact it was all I was thinking about. Can only assume it was a warning. Pray for me.
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The stair, which vanishes from your memory whenever you forget to actively concentrate on its existence, was ruled to be maliciously attempting to murder you, having deemed you unworthy of treading on it.

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Exclusive! Bottom stair absolutely trying to kill you 

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Mulligan explained: “Lucas would sometimes respond to my jokes with a cry-laugh emoji, so I decided he’s probably funny.”

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Mulligan explained: “Lucas would sometimes respond to my jokes with a cry-laugh emoji, so I decided he’s probably funny.”

Read this and other exclusive articles on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/114854...
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