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Tyver Foucault

@thedoorthedoor.bsky.social

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The air in your lungs remembers being a storm. The iron in your blood, a sword. Banner by @thxnywy.art

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Tyver Foucault @thedoorthedoor.bsky.social · Jun 13

The purpose of stickers is to Never Use Them so that when you die your friends can put them on your coffin

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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 4d

The plot of the next Simpsons movie should be the kids at Springfield Elementary digging up a time capsule that was buried 40 years ago and realizing they're the same children who buried it because their world hasn't aged in 4 decades.

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Tyver Foucault @thedoorthedoor.bsky.social · 1d

Barbie Nightmarehouse

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Saoirse ☀️ @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 2d

If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.

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Frankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · Sep 17

Don't worry about floaters, it is just a spectral bride that has been hypnotizing you for years to do her bidding.

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Tyver Foucault @thedoorthedoor.bsky.social · 1d

Electric rainbows were a fire hazard and were discontinued in the 50s but you can still find them sometimes in vintage storms

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Tyver Foucault @thedoorthedoor.bsky.social · 1d

Electric rainbows were a fire hazard and were discontinued in the 50s but you can still find them sometimes in vintage storms

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Tyver Foucault @thedoorthedoor.bsky.social · 1d

If you mix every slushie in an X-tra Large cup that's called a "primordial ooze" and the Circle K manager will bless it with the spark of life

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Tyver Foucault @thedoorthedoor.bsky.social · 2d

NEON CASTLES YES YES YES

Tyver Foucault @thedoorthedoor.bsky.social · 2d

Deltarune Chapter 3 (2025)

𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕧𝕚 𓅰 🐱 @lucavi.bsky.social · 2d

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Cosimo Galluzzi @cosimog.bsky.social · 3d

I'd like to request a late checkout

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Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 4d

everybody’s jealous of me since I decided to get plastic surgery to have Cuttlefish skin. they‘re resentful because I camouflage myself as a brick wall or a gorseberry bush in order to steal their croissants off their plates at cafes. I’ve never felt so beautiful

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georgia-lux, beautiful non-haunted doll @georgialux.bsky.social · Nov 15

confronting my neighbor over the strange shells that have been appearing in his midden heap

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jade @goblinmode.com · 4d

i've died by the sword a thousand times, each instance captured in the gleam and reflection of steel. the blood which drips and pools beneath the swinging point is a collection of all the iterations of me that came before, funneled as i am into this corridor of destruction. so yeah i'd recommend it

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Tyver Foucault @thedoorthedoor.bsky.social · 4d

Good comic

Midnight CRT Dead Signal Scanner @wifi-failure.bsky.social · 4d

(7/10)

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Tyver Foucault @thedoorthedoor.bsky.social · Jul 7

Guardian Angel

Photo taken from inside a car on a large suspension bridge in Charleston, South Carolina. The sky is a gradient of bruised purple to daydream blue as it passes over an otherworldly concrete structure

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Tyver Foucault @thedoorthedoor.bsky.social · Mar 18

The Golden Age Michelin Man and the current Michelin Man are actually two different characters. They exist in the same continuity now due to Crisis on Infinite Roads

The vintage Michel Man from the early 20th century. His Stay-Puft Mashmallow-lookin ass is wearing some sporty orange flats. From his betired maw, he exhales cigar smoke in the shape of the limnescate, signaling to the viewer that his squishy visage always was, and always shall be.

The modern Michelin Man, icon of the American Dream. You too can own a house and a car and a picket fence as white as his torso. His boots appear to be velcro: efficient, effective, unparalleled by any other fastener in their combination of snug grip and ease of use. He is an abomination, but find me a man who isn't.

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Jana H-S (they/she) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 5d

your blood is you-shaped

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Tyver Foucault @thedoorthedoor.bsky.social · 4d

@esper.bsky.social proposal for today's gender

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scare-ron "actual ghost" shanxnywy @thxnywy.art · Aug 29

doomed kingdom // cosmic retribution
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a neon scene of three gloopy meteors hurtling toward a curious castle

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沁 @loika.bsky.social · 4d

your other half

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 6d

“Rainbows are light-feeders,” I tell Scully and Mulder, “or what we call photonic vampires.”

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Tyver Foucault @thedoorthedoor.bsky.social · 7d

skitch

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 7d

Using the Scooby Doo model, scientists were able to run all the way to the edge of the universe by being chased over an unchanging background until they finally saw through the illusion and just tore the mask off of everything we know

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Tyver Foucault @thedoorthedoor.bsky.social · 7d

"UN-American? No no Superintendent Chalmers, I said Ur-American. Doesn't get more American than that."

Tyver Foucault @thedoorthedoor.bsky.social · 8d

Genius