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benny profane @thefiresermon.bsky.social · 12h

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benny profane @thefiresermon.bsky.social · 12h

as always, jon understands and communicates my sports feelings better than i do

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 12h

mariners fans are my favorite bunch of fans of any team in any sport. i watched the bottom half of the last seven innings standing up in my living room. thanks for letting me hitch a ride

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Bill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · 12h

“huge all series”

polanco, or DAT JUICY ASS cal

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Peter Berkes @peterberkes.bsky.social · 12h

Average Seattle sporting event

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benny profane @thefiresermon.bsky.social · 12h

we live in the best [sports] timeline

Mitch Goldich @mitchgoldich.bsky.social · 12h

Well that game rocked and a Mariners-Blue Jays ALCS is cool. Goodnight everyone.

benny profane @thefiresermon.bsky.social · 12h

i have not felt that much joy while watching sports in a long time. no longer a twin, but still in my heart. thank you, polanco

benny profane @thefiresermon.bsky.social · 12h

come on jorge

benny profane @thefiresermon.bsky.social · 12h

i’m dying

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Christopher Crawford @crawfordchrisv.bsky.social · 12h

Here comes the funniest sac bunt in the history of baseball.

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benny profane @thefiresermon.bsky.social · 12h

more like shit by pitch

benny profane @thefiresermon.bsky.social · 12h

how dope is it that seattle fans at the ballpark get to experience this game and it’s still only 10pm on a friday

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victoria zeller (buy ONE OF THE BOYS) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 13h

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Ty Schalter @tyschalter.com · 14h

like okay man, whatever floats your boat but i didn’t consent to be involved in your kink scene

The Detroit Tigers’ catcher, wearing gray pads and helmet that perfectly match his gray road uniform. It looks real creepy and weird.

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Ty Schalter @tyschalter.com · 14h

i’m sorry, the monochromatic catchers’ gear looks like fetish wear

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benny profane @thefiresermon.bsky.social · 13h

and then we all win!

kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 13h

After the 15th inning it is time to replace one player with a dog until someone wins or it's all dogs.

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benny profane @thefiresermon.bsky.social · 13h

i think this is my sign to put down my blunt

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victoria zeller (buy ONE OF THE BOYS) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 13h

have crossed the sleepy threshold and gone back around to delirious anxiety. the edible hit. help

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benny profane @thefiresermon.bsky.social · 13h

i have a story

John Saward @rbuas.bsky.social · 13h

Maybe nothing in sports as close to hard drugs as watching a bullpen rollicking in and out of jams, wet hair and strange jewelry, spitting and cursing, having entire conversations with themselves. A ship of filthy pirates drunk on the high seas.