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Unlikable women defense attorney | they or she | est. in the mid 90s | 18+

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🦉 @theowlseye.bsky.social · 14d

EVA is a Samantha. Kaz thinks he's a Samantha but he's actually a Carrie. Ocelot thinks he's a Miranda but he's actually a Charlotte. Big Boss isn't any of the ladies he's a Mr Big because he's just some guy named John who should be tried at the Hague.

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🦉 @theowlseye.bsky.social · 3h

"Electing a new mayor is like buying new shoes. You might have thought you loved those vintage inspired Chanel pumps, but really they're a rehash of something tired and old. But this season's daring new Manolo Blahniks? Those are shoes you can walk to City Hall in."

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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 3h

Capitalism is now illegal

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🦉 @theowlseye.bsky.social · 3h

THAT'S NEW YORK, BABY!

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NBC News @nbcnews.com · 3h

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC

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audrey bowler @audbowler.bsky.social · 3h

what a day to be a hater

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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 3h

A good argument against letting sitcom vampires vote

Caroline Casey @cacasey.bsky.social · 4h

this is objectively hilarious

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🦉 @theowlseye.bsky.social · 4h

Omg dude feel better!!

🦉 @theowlseye.bsky.social · 4h

This is also Big Boss about Santa.

🦉 @theowlseye.bsky.social · 4h

Me about Senior Citizen Big Boss.

Sabrina Carpenter onstage in A Nonsense Christmas. She is wearing a hot pink gown with black opera gloves. Next to her is a back-up dancer wearing a tuxedo. She is singing the lyric "he's a little bit older."

Sabrina looks over at the back-up dancer and says "he's got a bit of a dad bod."

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🦉 @theowlseye.bsky.social · 4h

I know I post about my visceral distaste for Christmas music, but I have started listening to this banger again. youtu.be/4gB8anyCpAM?...

Sabrina Carpenter - buy me presents (Lyric Video)

YouTube video by SabrinaCarpenterVEVO

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🦉 @theowlseye.bsky.social · 5h

youtu.be/8EisGrIHH04?... tell me you don't listen to this and immediately pretend you're in a movie!!!!

🦉 @theowlseye.bsky.social · 5h

I will never forgive society for not giving "Skinny Dipping" the same treatment as "Espresso" and "Manchild."

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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 5h

sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively

3 rows with each NYC mayoral candidate:

(blue bar) Zohran Mamdani
(yellow bar) Andrew M. Cuomo
(red bar) Curtis Sliwa (wearing a red had)

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🦉 @theowlseye.bsky.social · 5h

It's wild how we were simultaneously told that Mamdani was going to turn NYC into the next caliphate and install sharia to throw gays off buildings but also he was going to turn it into godless New Leningrad and make everyone gay. Like babes what is it.

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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 10h

Boy Mamdani's race is really a vivid reminder that anti-Islamic bigotry is 100% accepted in US public discourse. People don't even bother dog whistling, it's just right out in the open.

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🦉 @theowlseye.bsky.social · 5h

Why does he look like if Jesse Pinkman was evil

Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 6h

Justin Bieber stuns in new selfie.

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🦉 @theowlseye.bsky.social · 6h

Feel better dude!! I hope you have some good audio books to keep you company!

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demotivational speaker. 💕 @heysita.bsky.social · 8h

Damn, even the cat voting?

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Shoshana 🏳️‍⚧️ @shoshana.bsky.social · 10h

I'm not sure it's legal for Zohran to get elected.

The Treaty of Connecticut (establishing the Yankees/Red Sox boundary) clearly states that Boston must have pizza and bagels bad enough for New Yorkers to make fun of and New York must have a mayor bad enough for Bostonians to make fun of.