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Sabrina Carpenter's "The Thing"

@theowlseye.bsky.social

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Unlikable women defense attorney | they or she | est. in the mid 90s | 18+

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Sabrina Carpenter's "The Thing" @theowlseye.bsky.social · 11d

EVA is a Samantha. Kaz thinks he's a Samantha but he's actually a Carrie. Ocelot thinks he's a Miranda but he's actually a Charlotte. Big Boss isn't any of the ladies he's a Mr Big because he's just some guy named John who should be tried at the Hague.

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Sabrina Carpenter's "The Thing" @theowlseye.bsky.social · 4h

I do genuinely feel bad that if you're from Toronto you have to contend with the fact that Drake is a fan of your teams

Sabrina Carpenter's "The Thing" @theowlseye.bsky.social · 4h

I was rooting for the Dodgers because they have the cuter uniform

Sabrina Carpenter's "The Thing" @theowlseye.bsky.social · 6h

I have no dog in this game BUT I do wonder since the SNS Even Sweeter Tour is slated for both LA and Toronto if Sabrina is going to wear a jersey for the winner during Espresso.......

Sabrina Carpenter holding a coffee mug and wearing a bedazzled Phillies jersey on stage.

Sabrina Carpenter below stage wearing a bedazzled Toronto Maple Leafs Jersey and holding a coffee mug that says Toronto Canada with a kiss mark.

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Daddy Janky @daddyjanky.bsky.social · 4h

This actually helps, thank you

Nicky Flowers @nickyflowers.com · 4h

well, at least Drake lost a ton of money tonight

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Sabrina Carpenter's "The Thing" @theowlseye.bsky.social · 4h

Omg good luck babe mention

Sabrina Carpenter's "The Thing" @theowlseye.bsky.social · 4h

From a price point if you're in the stadium you're getting more baseball for your buck if they go into extra innings.

Sabrina Carpenter's "The Thing" @theowlseye.bsky.social · 5h

Omg she did lady liberty as her juno pose tonight!!!

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Pop Base @popbase.tv · 5h

Sabrina Carpenter debuts newspaper bodysuit at the Short n’ Sweet tour in NYC.

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Sabrina Carpenter's "The Thing" @theowlseye.bsky.social · 5h

I also just want to say that I'm so jealous of everyone who gets to see this tour because it's not coming to my city 😭

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 13h

You told me you got a raspberry pie and I show up and it's little fucking computer?

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murph @seabaitshop.bsky.social · 5h

bro did a death drop like he’s lipsyncing for the crown

Jill Krajewski @jillkrajewski.bsky.social · 6h

HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE

ernie clement with the most photogenic slide home, leg kicking, arm outstretched, and smiling

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Sabrina Carpenter's "The Thing" @theowlseye.bsky.social · 6h

I have no dog in this game BUT I do wonder since the SNS Even Sweeter Tour is slated for both LA and Toronto if Sabrina is going to wear a jersey for the winner during Espresso.......

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Sabrina Carpenter's "The Thing" @theowlseye.bsky.social · 6h

As a child I did think it was very puzzling as to how the "world" in "world series" referred to the US and a few select places in Canada

Sabrina Carpenter's "The Thing" @theowlseye.bsky.social · 6h

Hmmm seems that "they got money for wars but can't feed the poor" seems to be getting truer and truer every year.

Sabrina Carpenter's "The Thing" @theowlseye.bsky.social · 6h

Do you think the players are having fun

Sabrina Carpenter's "The Thing" @theowlseye.bsky.social · 6h

Trying to fight less with randos on the internet which is really hard when people are still putting "centrist" in their bios

Sabrina Carpenter's "The Thing" @theowlseye.bsky.social · 6h

Like babes the bar is in hell!!!!

Sabrina Carpenter's "The Thing" @theowlseye.bsky.social · 6h

Fascinated by the number of people who think that criticizing one settler colonial state that you don't live in because it is a settler colonial state means you must support the settler colonial state that you do live in.