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Brian

@therealbrian.bsky.social

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He/him - ducking the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune - recovering lawyer, recent empty nester, bi+🌈 originally NorCal 🦈🪼🌲, now the Prairie 🌾🍁❄️ - typos are part of the brand. Treaty 6 - by the North Saskatchewan

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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · Nov 6

I really did not think the Leopards Eating Faces Party's platform to immanentize the eschaton would be such a hit with the US electorate.

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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 1d

Get a kilt - it'll cut off any expectations of pants at the knees.

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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 1d

s'more

Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 1d

Sadly, spontaneous human combustion stopped being a thing.

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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 2d

When you get the tissues ready before hand.

A scouring pad made from walnuts branded "Neat Nut."

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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 3d

Black licorice, candy corn, and Big Turk chocolate bars.
All of these are objectively nasty, especially Big Turks.

Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 3d

What foods do you love that you fully acknowledge make you a pervert for loving them?

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Momus "Bones" Jones @boyq.bsky.social · 3d

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Every Film Now @everyfilmnow.bsky.social · 4d

Elon Musk announces xAI game studio will release a great AI-generated game before end of 2026.

Powered by Grok, the studio aims to revolutionize gaming with dynamic, photo-realistic experiences.

#xAI #Grok #AIGaming

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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 3d

The 19 yo is home visiting, and doodled on some old playing cards.

Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 3d

Pink Flamingos

Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 3d

Athena - badass, fav of Zeus, and least likely to torment you for a perceived slight.

On a related note, I was listening to The Rest is History pod, and Tom Holland (not Zendaya's Tom Holland) dismissively described Eros/Cupid as the Scrappy-Doo of Greek mythology.

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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 5d

My Uber is here…

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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 5d

The orange miele is dope.
I got a black, more recent one, and I call it the sexy vacuum. It's all sleek and compact, like if a 325i was a vacuum and is a fricken tank despite the good looks.