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Brian
@therealbrian.bsky.social
He/him - ducking the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune - rural barkeep, recovering lawyer, recent empty nester, bi+🌈 originally NorCal 🦈🪼🌲, now the Prairie 🌾🍁❄️ - typos are part of the brand.
Treaty 6 - by the North Saskatchewan
Pinned
I really did not think the Leopards Eating Faces Party's platform to immanentize the eschaton would be such a hit with the US electorate.
old-time hockey
January 30, 2026 at 12:08 AM
cold sunset
January 17, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Lego Lucky Cat
January 15, 2026 at 3:37 AM
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Remember, Scott Adams won't see your posts focusing on his late-career bigotry, but J.K. Rowling might.
January 13, 2026 at 4:54 PM
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lol owned
January 13, 2026 at 3:56 PM
January 8, 2026 at 11:55 PM
sunset from the front step
January 8, 2026 at 11:11 PM
This Jimmy Page fella sure plays a mean guitar....
January 7, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Greg and Saph on the bed.
January 6, 2026 at 6:34 PM
January 6, 2026 at 4:21 AM
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CHECK OUT OUR SPECIAL NEW YEAR'S EDITION OF SORROWSCOPES! TELL YOU FRIENDS. TELL YOUR ENEMIES. TELL THE MONSTER INSIDE YOU THAT WILL NEVER BE SLAIN
January 4, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Throwing catching on fire and having to "Stop, drop, and roll" on my list of things from childhood that I thought happened a hell of a lot more often than they actually do.
December 30, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Back in my day Bluesky didn’t have inboxes. Dick pics roamed free on the feed like wild horses.
December 30, 2025 at 9:58 PM
As a kid got home from kindergarten at the end of the noon movie on a local TV station. I sat down for afternoon snack at the end of The Good, the Band, and the Ugly (when Paco starts digging at the graveyard), Beneath the Planet of the Apes (for the mutants), and Spartacus (fuel and crucifixion).
Name 1 movie from your childhood you were way too young to watch.
December 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Post a perfect album from the
90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam
Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains
December 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
new torque
December 27, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Post a perfect album from the
90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam
Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains

"B&B with a little weed" - iykyk
December 27, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Freaking love this city and all the people in it so much….a bunch of people went and turned the 4 train into the Polar Express giving out toys to kids along the way from the Bronx to Brooklyn….shoutout to the @newyorkers.live account on IG for doing this 🙏 www.instagram.com/reel/DSnsvWS...
December 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
One Grinch After Another
Two Grinches for Sister Sarah
December 18, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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3 days left to enter this contest!! We want your poems! ❤️
December 17, 2025 at 3:49 AM
'Tis starting to get festive hereabouts.
December 15, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Fun fact - the Court has a mascot named Amicus.
December 11, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Supreme Court of Canada to donate robes to mall Santas in need
Supreme Court of Canada to donate robes to mall Santas in need
OTTAWA – The Supreme Court of Canada has announced it will donate its recently decommissioned crimson fur robes to mall Santas in need.
www.thebeaverton.com
December 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Prairie snow-scape
December 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM