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The Satellite @thesatellite.bsky.social · Jan 11

The Satellite's Completed Media of 2025 Thread!

Dark Souls "VICTORY ACHIEVED" message against a black background.

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 16h

We’ve tried showing both halves of Jared Leto’s face and we’re all out of ideas

Cosmic Marvel @dailycosmicmarvel.bsky.social · 19h

‘TRON: ARES’ has earned $14.3M in its opening day at the domestic box office.

For comparison, ‘MORBIUS’ opened to $17.3M.

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The Satellite @thesatellite.bsky.social · 14h

oh haha that Terminator 2D game, originally slated to come out the same day as Mina the Hollower (the 31st), also got delayed, there goes both games I was looking forward to playing this month

maybe I'll just consult my wishlist

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Jazzy Oliver - Voice Actress @ladyjazzington.bsky.social · 1d

BUT HEY!

THAT'S JUST A Segway to remind you that the FNAF creator/this movie's screenwriter, Scott Cawthon, donates the money he makes from FNAF stuff to far right politicians, many of whom are currently trying to make things worse for everyone, specifically trans people. Don't support this film.

DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 1d

MatPat has been cast as Toy Bonnie in ‘FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS 2’

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The Satellite @thesatellite.bsky.social · 1d

believe it or not this was a sober skeet

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 1d

All-time social media graphic from ESPN

An image of a Giants player back flipping with the text

He’s genuinely an idiot.
GUNNER OLSZEWSKI
on Cam Skattebo

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The Satellite @thesatellite.bsky.social · 2d

58. Peacemaker (S2)

Loved it, possibly more than the first season. Need to see what happens next like right now. Also Adrian needs to stop being an asshole to his mom Jesus Christ (inb4 she's secretly the worst person ever).

A helmetless Peacemaker up front, Eagly behind him with his wings around him. Behind him and to the left, Adebayo and Vigilante. On the right, Harcourt and Economos.

The Satellite @thesatellite.bsky.social · 2d

you know *I* don't like mushroom on pizza but maybe someone would like ME on pizza if I was a mushroom and that'd be nice

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The Satellite @thesatellite.bsky.social · 2d

let's take a group Chicago trip to flick the bean

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The Satellite @thesatellite.bsky.social · 2d

57. Scream 4

Definitely the best of the Scream sequels so far. Admittedly wondering how much longer before this premise officially gets old, but this one at least executed it well. RIP Wes Craven.

Sidney Prescott (Neve Campbell) and Jill Roberts (Emma Roberts) looking out a window.

The Satellite @thesatellite.bsky.social · 2d

me buying DiGiorno: "why did I stop getting these again"
me eating DiGiorno: "oh that's why"

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The Satellite @thesatellite.bsky.social · 2d

Next up on Castlemania Redefined, one of my favorites, Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow!

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Juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 3d

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

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Max Dubler 🏳️‍🌈 @maxdubler.com · 3d

Huge support to the inflatable frog costume person in Portland for both embarrassing the regime and reclaiming frog imagery from the internet right.

pumpkin spice amb 🎃 @amb.fyi · 3d

The Portland protest frog has done more to protect American democracy and fight fascism than all but the tiniest handful of elected officials

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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 3d

A shower curtain that is a screenshot of Ocarina of Time where the text “Water Temple” is on the screen, hung up over a shower.

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The Satellite @thesatellite.bsky.social · 3d

You donated clothes in the UK?!

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The Satellite @thesatellite.bsky.social · 3d

56. Scream 3

It's alright, but a few things stretched my willing suspension of disbelief just a bit. Wouldn't call it a bad movie.

Sarah Darling (Jenny McCarthy) attempting to hide between two racks of Ghostface costumes.

The Satellite @thesatellite.bsky.social · 3d

55. Scream 2

Had Less Than Jake in the credits so clearly the best one so far. Nah, I prefer the original still but this one continues the fun meta gags and is still an overall pretty good movie.

Two Ghostface cosplayers looking over their shoulders as they stand at urinals.

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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 3d

Photo of a vintage book cover featuring Dracula dropping gold coins onto his pile of gold coins, he’s smiling as he clearly is a greedy individual. A full skeleton lays on the pile of gold, perhaps it is one of his girlfriends. A naked woman looms in the background for some reason. Copy and title read:

HOW DID DRACULA GET RICH?

Selling Frankenstein’s Feet Pix Online
By Herman Baldsack

Dracula made a fortune off of Frankenstein's feet without his permission and he is a disgusting piece of garbage for that

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The Satellite @thesatellite.bsky.social · 3d

It's time to finish up Castlevania: Harmony of Dissonance on Castlemania Redefined!

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 3d

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The Satellite @thesatellite.bsky.social · 4d

Found out the bad vibes I got off a coworker was because they go to the Christian school I used to, so as if working there didn't already suck there's now a walking reminder of a time in my life and a general lifestyle I'd rather not think about.

The Satellite @thesatellite.bsky.social · 4d

As well as Saudi Arabia's Public Investment Fund.

And they've said they want to incorporate AI more in its game development.

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The Satellite @thesatellite.bsky.social · 4d

Well this aged poorly.

The Satellite @thesatellite.bsky.social · Jul 2

If you'd gone back in time and told me that one day EA would no longer be the most or even second-most horrid company in gaming, I frankly wouldn't have believed you.

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Joy prefers games that kinda suck 🏳️‍⚧️🐒 @joycontent.gay · 5d

No hate playing. No fucking hate playing.

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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 6d

Bluesky engineers when their website is successful

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