The Satellite
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i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
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Delete this.
November 28, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Delete this.
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Free Turkey via Wall.
November 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Free Turkey via Wall.
Friendly reminder that Sam Raimi's Spider-Man is a Thanksgiving movie.
November 27, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Friendly reminder that Sam Raimi's Spider-Man is a Thanksgiving movie.
Yo check out this banger Zelda shirt my folks got me.
November 27, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Yo check out this banger Zelda shirt my folks got me.
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>purchase ps1 game
>look inside
>ps1 game
every time. it never fails.
>look inside
>ps1 game
every time. it never fails.
God I hate remaster/remake culture. Losing my mind at how many reviews/comments I've seen that complain about the vertex jitter in the new version of R-Type Delta.
"Wobbly polygons" are part of the charm, aesthetic, and visual identity of PS1 games.
Old games are *supposed to look old*.
"Wobbly polygons" are part of the charm, aesthetic, and visual identity of PS1 games.
Old games are *supposed to look old*.
November 27, 2025 at 7:26 PM
>purchase ps1 game
>look inside
>ps1 game
every time. it never fails.
>look inside
>ps1 game
every time. it never fails.
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November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 3:32 AM
that does it, I'm moving to NYC
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
that does it, I'm moving to NYC
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Sorry for my absence but I've been busy moving into a new place.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Happy Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Sorry for my absence but I've been busy moving into a new place.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Happy Thanksgiving!
Mario!
The power of the stars is restored to the castle!
And it's no thanks to you!
Idiot!
The power of the stars is restored to the castle!
And it's no thanks to you!
Idiot!
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Mario!
The power of the stars is restored to the castle!
And it's no thanks to you!
Idiot!
The power of the stars is restored to the castle!
And it's no thanks to you!
Idiot!
SotN rando time! Nothing like a physical altercation at your dad's castle to celebrate Thanksgiving!
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November 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
SotN rando time! Nothing like a physical altercation at your dad's castle to celebrate Thanksgiving!
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star wars movies ranked by trains
1. solo (train heist)
2. ESB (pretty sure the special edition has trains on bespin?)
3. rogue one (filmed in canary wharf and i THINK there are trains on scarif)
4. AOTC (no train but there is a bus so they get partial credit)
5. all the others. do better lucasfilm
1. solo (train heist)
2. ESB (pretty sure the special edition has trains on bespin?)
3. rogue one (filmed in canary wharf and i THINK there are trains on scarif)
4. AOTC (no train but there is a bus so they get partial credit)
5. all the others. do better lucasfilm
reminds me of this one tumblr post from eons ago that ranked all the marvel films based on whether they had trains or not. that's the only kind of ranking i care about now.
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
star wars movies ranked by trains
1. solo (train heist)
2. ESB (pretty sure the special edition has trains on bespin?)
3. rogue one (filmed in canary wharf and i THINK there are trains on scarif)
4. AOTC (no train but there is a bus so they get partial credit)
5. all the others. do better lucasfilm
1. solo (train heist)
2. ESB (pretty sure the special edition has trains on bespin?)
3. rogue one (filmed in canary wharf and i THINK there are trains on scarif)
4. AOTC (no train but there is a bus so they get partial credit)
5. all the others. do better lucasfilm
Nothing gets me to go "ugh" faster than seeing a neat-looking Steam game and scrolling down to find the AI-generated content disclosure.
This one's like "these things are AI but we're replacing them soon" and good for you but you've already lost my interest.
This one's like "these things are AI but we're replacing them soon" and good for you but you've already lost my interest.
November 25, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Nothing gets me to go "ugh" faster than seeing a neat-looking Steam game and scrolling down to find the AI-generated content disclosure.
This one's like "these things are AI but we're replacing them soon" and good for you but you've already lost my interest.
This one's like "these things are AI but we're replacing them soon" and good for you but you've already lost my interest.
she star on my wars until i am the senate
November 24, 2025 at 6:14 AM
she star on my wars until i am the senate
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Uncle Phil Classic Mode Ending
November 22, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Uncle Phil Classic Mode Ending
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I don't understand how anyone can watch how blatantly Grok is manipulated to answer the way ownership desires it to and then act like the other LLM chatbots couldn't possibly be similarly but less obviously compromised to produce responses in whatever way corporate interests and priorities dictate.
November 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I don't understand how anyone can watch how blatantly Grok is manipulated to answer the way ownership desires it to and then act like the other LLM chatbots couldn't possibly be similarly but less obviously compromised to produce responses in whatever way corporate interests and priorities dictate.
Tough call but this is what I ended up with:
1. A Link to the Past
2. Symphony of the Night
3. Fallout: New Vegas
4. Pokémon Gold/Silver/Crystal
5. Metroid Prime
6. Xenoblade
7. Breath of the Wild
8. Super Mario World
9. A Hat in Time
10. Super Mario RPG
Can't wait to change my mind too late.
1. A Link to the Past
2. Symphony of the Night
3. Fallout: New Vegas
4. Pokémon Gold/Silver/Crystal
5. Metroid Prime
6. Xenoblade
7. Breath of the Wild
8. Super Mario World
9. A Hat in Time
10. Super Mario RPG
Can't wait to change my mind too late.
Almost a year ago, I started this crazy project. And now, it's finally time to vote on "The Greatest Game of All Time!"
501 entries across all of gaming. Choose your Top 10 and let's see what ends up as the greatest! Voting will remain open until the end of 11/23!
forms.gle/Wg234Zt3GWvD...
501 entries across all of gaming. Choose your Top 10 and let's see what ends up as the greatest! Voting will remain open until the end of 11/23!
forms.gle/Wg234Zt3GWvD...
November 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Tough call but this is what I ended up with:
1. A Link to the Past
2. Symphony of the Night
3. Fallout: New Vegas
4. Pokémon Gold/Silver/Crystal
5. Metroid Prime
6. Xenoblade
7. Breath of the Wild
8. Super Mario World
9. A Hat in Time
10. Super Mario RPG
Can't wait to change my mind too late.
1. A Link to the Past
2. Symphony of the Night
3. Fallout: New Vegas
4. Pokémon Gold/Silver/Crystal
5. Metroid Prime
6. Xenoblade
7. Breath of the Wild
8. Super Mario World
9. A Hat in Time
10. Super Mario RPG
Can't wait to change my mind too late.
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Cyberpunk is every time you go to a taco bell and one of the menu screens is fucked up
September 8, 2024 at 10:39 PM
Cyberpunk is every time you go to a taco bell and one of the menu screens is fucked up
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"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it
October 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it
Jesus Christ Swerve's new theme??? His old theme was fire so it's a hell of a statement when I say this is the fastest I've ever said a wrestler's new theme is better than the old one. #AEWFullGear 🤼
November 23, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Jesus Christ Swerve's new theme??? His old theme was fire so it's a hell of a statement when I say this is the fastest I've ever said a wrestler's new theme is better than the old one. #AEWFullGear 🤼
due to inflation he is now the Forty-Three Point Eight Million Dollar Man, thank you for understanding
November 23, 2025 at 3:37 AM
due to inflation he is now the Forty-Three Point Eight Million Dollar Man, thank you for understanding
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