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Chicken tenders would be taken more seriously as a menu item if everyone’s were like the ones from Two Brothers Catering. Just tried a spare one from my daughter and holy shit. Way to respect the bird.

Charlie @theuptownfive.bsky.social · 23h

What a game.

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Charlie @theuptownfive.bsky.social · 23h

We might be reaching the point where Skubal and Kirby have enough rest to pitch again.

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Charlie @theuptownfive.bsky.social · 23h

Dumper save us

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Mike Petriello @mikepetriello.bsky.social · 23h

At a certain point, the ALCS doesn't actually "start." The Jays just show up and take over a dugout from one of these teams and the game continues.

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 23h

my only question is why do we have to wait for the 15th inning to implement this

kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 23h

After the 15th inning it is time to replace one player with a dog until someone wins or it's all dogs.

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Charlie @theuptownfive.bsky.social · 1d

very tired from the show last night but I've already committed 3:30 of my Friday night to this game and must see it through

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 1d

baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other

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Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 1d

u shouldn't be allowed to pull ur starter if he hasn't given up any runs

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Charlie @theuptownfive.bsky.social · 1d

I enjoy AJ Pierzynski's TV work and it's not just my White Sox homerism talking.

Charlie @theuptownfive.bsky.social · 1d

I did until I mostly gave up diet soda.

Charlie @theuptownfive.bsky.social · 1d

I play for the Chicago Bulls. I don’t even come home to Crozet anymore, I just stay in Chicago and lace ‘em up.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Trump: "Portland, I mean -- every time I look at that place it's burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store -- there are very few of them left -- but when a store owner rebuilds a store they build it out of plywood. They don't put up storefronts anymore. They just put wood up."

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Charlie @theuptownfive.bsky.social · 1d

for Democrats, I mean

Charlie @theuptownfive.bsky.social · 1d

Put this in an ad.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Thune: "If the Democrats had won the majority, they probably would've tried to nuke the filibuster. And then you'd have four new senators from Puerto Rico and DC, you'd have a packed Supreme Court, you'd have abortion on demand ... "