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lol according to a thing on my computer called "google", DC is an independent territory on land donated by Maryland two hundred years ago

it is not within the jurisdiction of maryland
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mrsbettybowers.bsky.social
Bari Weiss’s first project for CBS brought in a phenomenal 145 viewers. Love this for her.
tomtomorrow.bsky.social
I mean, I've learned to not get too worked up, but they sure as hell are acting like they've got something they really, really need to hide
tomtomorrow.bsky.social
whatever's in the epstein files must be *really* nasty news for R's
tomtomorrow.bsky.social
nothing says "we want to end the shutdown" like shutting down Congress for an extra week
tomtomorrow.bsky.social
given that 86% of DC voters voted in favor of a referendum on statehood, I'd say people in DC disagree with you
tomtomorrow.bsky.social
aw. so many of your letter-writers have such painful stories, that was just such nice "you got this, go champ"
tomtomorrow.bsky.social
Abolish ICE, pack the court and DC statehood have to be the bare minimum any Dem candidate runs on.
tomtomorrow.bsky.social
lol yep. and I was traveling and needed a cap (the exhibit was on alcatraz)
tomtomorrow.bsky.social
1. obviously none of this would have happened if Dems had won the last election.

2. After the last nine months it is imperative that these be the baseline policy priorities of any Dem running for president.
tomtomorrow.bsky.social
I had a cap that I bought at an Ai Weiwei exhibition that I had to throw away
tomtomorrow.bsky.social
I only do it when I'm feeling very fancy, and dressed up in my tux and spats.
tomtomorrow.bsky.social
Italians have long embraced "I'd rather be a pig than a fascist" (from Miyazaki). I think we have found the American variant.
grudgie.bsky.social
Honestly think these need to be the symbol of resistance to fascism
adamchicago.bsky.social
The frogs have landed in Chicago!
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fritschner.bsky.social
A few minutes ago in the House:

- Speaker Mike Johnson officially cancels votes next week, extending the House recess through a fourth week

- House Republicans block Democrats from passing a bill to pay the troops during the shutdown, ensuring they will miss paychecks next week
House Press Gallery: During today's pro forma session, the Clerk read a message from the Speaker designating Tuesday, October 14 through Sunday, October 19 as a district work period. Punchbowl's Briana Reilly: House gaveled in and out of its pro forma just now w/o recognizing Rep Elfreth, who was seeking to UC a mil pay bill from Rep Sykes. 

Elfreth told reporters after that House Dems stand “ready and willing to take” up standalone legislation to pay troops.
tomtomorrow.bsky.social
I had to go back and make sure I wasn't missing something with the Cuomo tweet.

A man who is very definitely in touch with the lives of everyday new yorkers.
colindickey.com
[Me, a poor, on the subway, glowering jealously at all those fat cat, fancy pants rich people on the public bus]
Andrew Cuomo tweet:

@ZohranKMamdani's "plan" provides no relief for working families who take the subway, and unnecessary benefits to wealthy New Yorkers who take the bus and can afford the fare.

I focus on working families, while @ZohranKMamdani the mansion boy focuses on helping the rich.
tomtomorrow.bsky.social
I mean, his lips to god's ear
atrupar.com
Thune: "If the Democrats had won the majority, they probably would've tried to nuke the filibuster. And then you'd have four new senators from Puerto Rico and DC, you'd have a packed Supreme Court, you'd have abortion on demand ... "
tomtomorrow.bsky.social
How are there still 20 days to go though, what is time even
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acabylonbee.bsky.social
i have to assume he asked an aide what a bus was and they told him "uh it's like a big limousine sir"
colindickey.com
[Me, a poor, on the subway, glowering jealously at all those fat cat, fancy pants rich people on the public bus]
Andrew Cuomo tweet:

@ZohranKMamdani's "plan" provides no relief for working families who take the subway, and unnecessary benefits to wealthy New Yorkers who take the bus and can afford the fare.

I focus on working families, while @ZohranKMamdani the mansion boy focuses on helping the rich.
tomtomorrow.bsky.social
I have said this several times over the past couple weeks but jesus christ am I grateful for @glennf.com's help on this thing..
tomtomorrow.bsky.social
anyway since we are so far past our initial goal, I have put down a deposit with the printer on my own credit card to get the ball rolling as soon as possible. I AM NOT MAKING ANY PROMISES but this does increase the likelihood of delivery before the holidays.
tomtomorrow.bsky.social
You will be shocked at how often I seem to be predicting the future we live in, not because I am some genius psychic, but because we all knew where things were headed, a long time ago
tomtomorrow.bsky.social
I'm excited for this. Reading over all these old cartoons -- I have enough distance on them to say, this is good work and I'm proud of it, and glad it's finally being collected into a new book, even if I had to do all the heavy lifting myself!!
tomtomorrow.bsky.social
you go out to these protests, it's kids, old folks, grannies, all kinds of people, and they're still going with "professional protesters" which I guess maybe works on the fox news crowd? but nobody else
atrupar.com
Sen. Roger Marshall: "October 18 is when the protest gets here. This will be a Soros paid-for protest for his professional protesters. The agitators show up. We'll have to get the National Guard out. Hopefully it will be peaceful. I doubt it."
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shiningknightx.bsky.social
"we cant uninvent ai" no we cant but we couldnt uninvent nfts either and nobody gives a fuck about them anymore