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Trevor Ship

@trevypoos.bsky.social

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I am a person who sometimes writes, performs and makes comedy stuff. I am either very close, or very tall. I am neurodivergent with anxiety, depression and ADHD. https://trevorship.co.uk

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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social · Apr 10

Who's this Trevor Ship fellow with a letter in Viz this month?

I must say, I like the cut of his jib.

What say you @poshkev1963.bsky.social and @johnmoynes.bsky.social ?

A Viz letter that says: They say a problem shared is a problem halved. I think that is rather selfish. It may be halved for the first person, but the second person now has had a 100% problem increase based on previous estimates.

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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social · 7h

AI is going to be like asbestos in buildings.

People will specialise for decades in taking that shit out of the code of massive systems.

Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 8h

Pretty obvious now that the AI bubble will burst within two years and it will make 2008 look like a garden party. Just don't get any ideas about shorting that shit because half of the world's billionaires will be there before you.

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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 10h

Me, every year when I break my 'not before 1st November' rule

Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 10h

That feeling when you finally turn on the heating.

a man in a red shirt is walking down stairs with the words i 've done it now

Alt: Louis Spence running down a fire escape saying 'They can't stop me. It's too bleedin late. I've done it now.'

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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social · 19h

Thank you, it would be far from my first. I just have so many ideas in my head.

Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social · 19h

Yeah, I am trying to do the same.

I am trying to calm my fizzy ADHD brain by planning to make a comedy podcast.

Nope, now I am researching all sorts of stuff. WEEEEEEE!

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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social · 20h

I can't. We are away that week that the shows are on around here.

Poop.

I have seen them live several times though so it could be worse.

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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social · 20h

This is probably still my favourite. It is too accurate about me sadly.

youtu.be/k75AIHRaSos?...

Depeche Mode - Policy Of Truth (Live)

YouTube video by DepecheModeVEVO

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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social · 1d

I think at least one of these stickers might interest you @garybrannan.bsky.social

Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social · 1d

My laptop is almost ready to be deployed in any coffee shop across Northern Europe,to write my failed screenplay.

Thanks @loudribs.bsky.social

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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social · 1d

My laptop is almost ready to be deployed in any coffee shop across Northern Europe,to write my failed screenplay.

Thanks @loudribs.bsky.social

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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social · 1d

I wonder if Waitrose have seen this?

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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 1d

I mean.... obviously. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Have plans on paper in case of cyber-attack, firms told

Prepare to switch to off-line systems in the event of a cyber-attack, firms are being advised.

www.bbc.co.uk

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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social · 1d

I had forgotten that. Hee hee.

Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social · 1d

I wonder if Waitrose have seen this?

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · Dec 2

right wingers when u quit twitter

4 panel comic featuring a red guy and a pink guy (red guy is the right winger)

Panel 1:
Red guy: FINE. Leave Twitter. Run away to your little lefty safe space
Pink guy: ok

Panel 2: Pink guy from the waist up. Turns to leave

Panel 3: Pink guy from the waist up again, but this time he’s lurching forward like his momentum has been arrested

Panel 4: Wider shot that reveals Red guy clasped to Pink guy’s ankle.
Red guy. Pleaseee don’t leave me with cunts like me

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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social · 4d

Our chocolate has a glass and a half in it.

Which is too much glass.

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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social · 3d

Same energy

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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social · 3d

Our neighbours are very loud and a bit aggressive.

I feel even more sympathetic now towards Canada.

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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social · 3d

"I'll go in and ask him nicely about his alledged crimes. Then you come in wearing shades, carrying a skateboard and say 'Dude!'"

Classic good cop, Rad cop.

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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social · 3d

I was just telling one of my female colleagues that as it gets colder it makes my cheeks red.

Now I am off to see HR as they want to know why I showed her my bare arse.

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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social · 3d

When I was told to invest in Bonds.

Turns out that my finanicial adviser didn’t mean 1500 copies of Moonraker on Betamax.

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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social · 3d

The greatest work of modern fiction?

Air fryer cooking times.

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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social · 2d

This dance on Strictly is Minecraft based

It is not the first time there have been creepers on Strictly.

#strictly

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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 3d

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The Life of Sharks 🇮🇪🇵🇸🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @thelifeofsharks.com · 3d

Baron Trump is getting a job at Tik Tok. It’ll be run by Larry Ellison. And people will continue to use it because most people are apathetic and morally bankrupt. The same people who kept their X accounts and don’t care that their favourite comedian performed for murderers.

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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social · 3d

I am, but clearly the wrong wrong uns.

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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social · 3d

a white cat is sitting on a box with the words where written on it .

ALT: a white cat is sitting on a box with the words where written on it .

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