Trevor Ship
@trevypoos.bsky.social
I am a person who sometimes writes, performs and makes comedy stuff.
I am either very close, or very tall.
I am neurodivergent with anxiety, depression and ADHD.
https://trevorship.co.uk
I am either very close, or very tall.
I am neurodivergent with anxiety, depression and ADHD.
https://trevorship.co.uk
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Trevor Ship
@trevypoos.bsky.social
· Apr 10
Who's this Trevor Ship fellow with a letter in Viz this month?
I must say, I like the cut of his jib.
What say you @poshkev1963.bsky.social and @johnmoynes.bsky.social ?
I must say, I like the cut of his jib.
What say you @poshkev1963.bsky.social and @johnmoynes.bsky.social ?
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"In awe I watched the waxen moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an amber chariot towards the void of infinite space wherein the tethered bolts of Jupiter and Mars hang forever in their orbital majesty; and as I looked at all this, I thought, 'I must put a roof on this lavatory'."
Happy 95th anniversary of the birth of Les Dawson to all who celebrate (and if you don’t, you should be asking yourself some serious questions)
February 2, 2026 at 12:49 PM
"In awe I watched the waxen moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an amber chariot towards the void of infinite space wherein the tethered bolts of Jupiter and Mars hang forever in their orbital majesty; and as I looked at all this, I thought, 'I must put a roof on this lavatory'."
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The label printer ran out of batteries whilst I was printing an “Audio bits” sticker.
Now I feel like I have inadvertently created a new slur.
Now I feel like I have inadvertently created a new slur.
January 31, 2026 at 11:40 AM
The label printer ran out of batteries whilst I was printing an “Audio bits” sticker.
Now I feel like I have inadvertently created a new slur.
Now I feel like I have inadvertently created a new slur.
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It seems it isn‘t only his software that is bad with getting viruses.
January 31, 2026 at 12:22 PM
It seems it isn‘t only his software that is bad with getting viruses.
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🎶big guillotine
why don't we solve our issues at the
big guillotine
there is no need for tissues as the
rich nonces scream
there is no way we'll miss you if you're
on Jeffy's team
big guillotine🎶
why don't we solve our issues at the
big guillotine
there is no need for tissues as the
rich nonces scream
there is no way we'll miss you if you're
on Jeffy's team
big guillotine🎶
February 1, 2026 at 3:23 PM
🎶big guillotine
why don't we solve our issues at the
big guillotine
there is no need for tissues as the
rich nonces scream
there is no way we'll miss you if you're
on Jeffy's team
big guillotine🎶
why don't we solve our issues at the
big guillotine
there is no need for tissues as the
rich nonces scream
there is no way we'll miss you if you're
on Jeffy's team
big guillotine🎶
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I feel as though me, the Beckhams and the my fam move in different circles, if they think Brooklyn's mum dancing weird ruined the wedding. I've been to a wedding where the bride's mother got her tits out and punched the cake.
February 1, 2026 at 3:20 PM
I feel as though me, the Beckhams and the my fam move in different circles, if they think Brooklyn's mum dancing weird ruined the wedding. I've been to a wedding where the bride's mother got her tits out and punched the cake.
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I don't want 3 million files released into the world like confetti. Am I meant to read them? I want accountability. Not fucking tittle tattle
January 31, 2026 at 8:52 AM
I don't want 3 million files released into the world like confetti. Am I meant to read them? I want accountability. Not fucking tittle tattle
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March 7, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Tiramisu.
Sweet coffee, no thanks. One texture? No thanks.
If it were a British dessert people would be saying how awful it is.
Sweet coffee, no thanks. One texture? No thanks.
If it were a British dessert people would be saying how awful it is.
Guys, I really need to talk about something dumb and meaningless. What's a universally beloved sweet treat that you think is just mid? For me, it's meringue.
February 1, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Tiramisu.
Sweet coffee, no thanks. One texture? No thanks.
If it were a British dessert people would be saying how awful it is.
Sweet coffee, no thanks. One texture? No thanks.
If it were a British dessert people would be saying how awful it is.
"Who let Rupert on the social media accounts?"
Nobody:
Whoever is mentioned in the Epstein files who is currently running Sky News's Twitter account:
Whoever is mentioned in the Epstein files who is currently running Sky News's Twitter account:
February 1, 2026 at 2:56 PM
"Who let Rupert on the social media accounts?"
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7: Why does Ariel wear seashells on her boobies?
Me:
Me:
Me: Because the b shells were too small and the d shells were too big.
Me:
Me:
Me: Because the b shells were too small and the d shells were too big.
December 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
7: Why does Ariel wear seashells on her boobies?
Me:
Me:
Me: Because the b shells were too small and the d shells were too big.
Me:
Me:
Me: Because the b shells were too small and the d shells were too big.
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Unsolicited writing advice, no. 176:
Don't wait by the phone for a reply to your submission. Start work on something new instead. At best, you'll have a half-finished second novel by the time your first is accepted. At worst, you'll still have made progress and kept momentum going.
Don't wait by the phone for a reply to your submission. Start work on something new instead. At best, you'll have a half-finished second novel by the time your first is accepted. At worst, you'll still have made progress and kept momentum going.
February 1, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Unsolicited writing advice, no. 176:
Don't wait by the phone for a reply to your submission. Start work on something new instead. At best, you'll have a half-finished second novel by the time your first is accepted. At worst, you'll still have made progress and kept momentum going.
Don't wait by the phone for a reply to your submission. Start work on something new instead. At best, you'll have a half-finished second novel by the time your first is accepted. At worst, you'll still have made progress and kept momentum going.
So, the Fostex tape machine has had one new belt, but I think I might have to replace another couple.
It works, but the rewind and fast forward are erratic. It is bloody noisy too, but I won't be using the tape part much anyway.
Anyway, it lives!
It works, but the rewind and fast forward are erratic. It is bloody noisy too, but I won't be using the tape part much anyway.
Anyway, it lives!
January 31, 2026 at 6:05 PM
So, the Fostex tape machine has had one new belt, but I think I might have to replace another couple.
It works, but the rewind and fast forward are erratic. It is bloody noisy too, but I won't be using the tape part much anyway.
Anyway, it lives!
It works, but the rewind and fast forward are erratic. It is bloody noisy too, but I won't be using the tape part much anyway.
Anyway, it lives!
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I guess "white wealthy British and American grooming gangs" doesn't have the same ring to it
January 31, 2026 at 2:04 PM
I guess "white wealthy British and American grooming gangs" doesn't have the same ring to it
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If your local shop was run by a Nazi loving pedophile, you’d avoid it like the plague wouldn’t you?
January 31, 2026 at 12:25 PM
If your local shop was run by a Nazi loving pedophile, you’d avoid it like the plague wouldn’t you?
It seems it isn‘t only his software that is bad with getting viruses.
January 31, 2026 at 12:22 PM
It seems it isn‘t only his software that is bad with getting viruses.
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"It's racist to be rude about posh people" by Charlesina Moneyed-Kuntz
January 31, 2026 at 11:46 AM
"It's racist to be rude about posh people" by Charlesina Moneyed-Kuntz
The label printer ran out of batteries whilst I was printing an “Audio bits” sticker.
Now I feel like I have inadvertently created a new slur.
Now I feel like I have inadvertently created a new slur.
January 31, 2026 at 11:40 AM
The label printer ran out of batteries whilst I was printing an “Audio bits” sticker.
Now I feel like I have inadvertently created a new slur.
Now I feel like I have inadvertently created a new slur.
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This is the first time I’ve read details about a bomb that was set off in residential London street, destroying cars and sending shrapnel into kids’ bedrooms.
Young people are considered vulnerable online, but the actual radicalisation of old generations is given a free pass by the press.
Young people are considered vulnerable online, but the actual radicalisation of old generations is given a free pass by the press.
January 31, 2026 at 7:29 AM
This is the first time I’ve read details about a bomb that was set off in residential London street, destroying cars and sending shrapnel into kids’ bedrooms.
Young people are considered vulnerable online, but the actual radicalisation of old generations is given a free pass by the press.
Young people are considered vulnerable online, but the actual radicalisation of old generations is given a free pass by the press.
January 30, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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