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Bruce Don 🇪🇺
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I post my own photos and puns. I’m on here for fun, so nothing too serious. I post photos on Instagram as bruce_caughtjester if you’re interested.
Trump is very convincing in his best role to date, effortlessly eclipsing Peter Sellers as Chauncey Gardener, in the remake of Being There.
January 22, 2026 at 5:45 PM
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Elvis Presley studied Greek. He liked to tell people how different the lower case sigma σ looks when compared to the upper case Σ.

A little s conversation.
January 22, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Batman. “Robin, this Caped Crusader malarkey is getting me down, I’m overwhelmed by the pointlessness of it all. I’m fed up, I just want it to stop.”
Robin “Holy mood swings Batman, it sounds like you’ve put on your futility belt by mistake.” #LunchPun
January 22, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Hey you boy, is this Greenland?.
January 21, 2026 at 8:12 PM
My mate has just bought a pub in an old Spanish jail.
Bar Cell Owner?.
No, Madrid. #LunchPun
January 21, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Share a bird photo you’ve taken.
January 20, 2026 at 5:45 PM
What’s your sign?.
January 20, 2026 at 12:47 PM
I was standing in the street holding my pockets open. Somebody said “What are you doing?.”
I said “the forecast said there was due to be some change in the weather”. #LunchPun
January 20, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Kier Starmer, wearing fishnet stockings.

Sheer Starmer.
Kier Starmer, up in stirrups.

Smear Starmer.
Keir Starmer juts out into the sea covered in ghost trains and doughnut shops.

Pier Starmer.
January 19, 2026 at 9:33 PM
@axolotl74.bsky.social Hi Peet some culvert action. This is Wallsend Burn going into a culvert under the road, from here the burn ultimately feeds into the River Tyne.
January 19, 2026 at 6:27 PM
To Greenland Driver, and don’t spare the horses…
January 19, 2026 at 2:37 PM
@booticketyboo.bsky.social Hi Boo I don’t know if you saw this post last week.
Hi fellow Jigmeisters, I’ve just picked up these 9 boxes (10 actual jigsaws) for £7 from a local seller on Fistboak marketplace. Hours of harmless fun to be had.
January 18, 2026 at 11:11 AM
#SundayPix #SundayPixBirthday My birthday cake Gill made and decorated for me from a few years ago.
January 18, 2026 at 9:35 AM
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Well done, BlueSky!! Almost 99K of you have blocked icegov already, pushing it into @clearsky.app top 5 👏🏼👏🏼
January 17, 2026 at 11:42 PM
My mate is a plastic surgeon at the penis enhancement clinic. He’s called Dr Mike Oxlittle. #BadJoke
January 17, 2026 at 8:15 PM
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🚨By-elections to be called automatically when MPs defect to another party - lets get this to the 100,000 signatures needed

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
Petition: By-elections to be called automatically when MPs defect to another party
When an MP decides they want to defect to another party a by-election should be automatically triggered to allow the constituents the opportunity have their democratic right to agree or not with their...
petition.parliament.uk
January 17, 2026 at 9:07 AM
@boozybluesy.bsky.social Hi Irene, it was a bit of a mission to find my old photos. Me and Lee Jackson (Jackson Heights) @ The Mayfair 1973 and Lee and Ayesha Brough (TV’s Lift off with Ayesha) at The City Hall, Newcastle. (Playing as Refugee 1974.)
January 17, 2026 at 12:56 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 6:08 PM
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🎵 If you're North Korea way
Any evening, any day
You'll find us all
Doin' the Pyongyang walk
Oi! 🎵
January 16, 2026 at 12:23 PM
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"I don't think Nigel is the bloke that you want to have running your kids schools or running your local hospital or trust, your savings, your pension, your small business too."

I couldn't agree more Robert...
January 16, 2026 at 1:10 PM
The White House has removed the incontinence alarm from Donald’s mattress. He has now been awarded the No Bell Piss Prize. #LunchPun
January 16, 2026 at 12:29 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 7:59 AM
Share someone who looks stylish wearing a beret.
January 16, 2026 at 9:39 AM
I need washtags so I can see who is chatting about their washing.
I need mashtags so I can see who is chatting about potatoes.
Also new in v1.114 today: cashtags! Like hashtags, but for stocks.

Tag your posts with #$AAPL, #$NVDA, whatever, then tap to see everyone else's equally unqualified analysis!
January 15, 2026 at 9:22 PM
My neighbour is in a bad temper after having lost all of his cutting tools.
He’s such a saw loser. #LunchPun
January 15, 2026 at 12:16 PM