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Bruce Don 🇪🇺
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I post my own photos and the occasional joke. I’m only on here for fun. I post other photos of mine on Instagram as bruce_caughtjester if you’re interested.
20 books traded in, 8 books bartered out. Todays haul from Barter Books in Alnwick. #blueskybooks
November 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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OK Bluesky.
I'm at Reading Comicon tomorrow but before I go I have loaded up the website with my lovely sparkly suncatchers!
Excuse my terrible photos but honestly, these are way better presents than a silly candle, all original one off & handmade by me!
merylinmoonuk.sumupstore.com/products?cat...
November 29, 2025 at 2:24 PM
@loudbasket.bsky.social There is a new series you might be interested in. It’s on BBC1 on Monday @ 2.00pm. The Marvellous Miniature Workshop.
November 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you’ve owned (out of a total of 51)

1966 Jensen CV8 MK III
1938 Morris 12/4 Series III
1957 Fiat 600 convertible
1964 Alfa Romeo Guilia Sprint GT
1997 Mercedes 230 CLK convertible
Mine’s actually quite interesting 😀

Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned

Rover Maestro (red)
Nissan Cherry (brown)
Toyato Corolla saloon (dark blue)
Daewoo Tacuma (teal green)
Honda Jazz (silver)
Mine’s even more boring 😞

Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned

Tamiya Lunch Box
Ford Focus
Ford Focus
Ford Mondeo
Škoda Octavia
November 29, 2025 at 1:36 PM
A lovely dark 6% beer is tonight’s treat from the Double Maxim Beer Co. Cheers everybody 🍻
November 28, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen.

Rolling Stones
Emerson, Lake and Palmer
The Who
Pink Floyd
Genesis (Peter Gabriel)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen.

Ramones
Johnny Cash
REM
Andy Williams
Burt Bacharach
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen.

Saint Etienne
Cleo Laine and John Dankworth
Autechre
Jack Jones
Oscar Peterson
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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My shows in @leicscomedyfest.bsky.social 2026:
1. Herr Strack and Hair Pulsford (double-header)
2. Yorkshire Dad, Immigrant Mum (solo)
3. It Just So Happened (history, panel show, podcast)
4. Ye Gods! (improv)
5. The Short Joke Teller Returns (one-liners)

Deets/tickets via Linktree: t.co/bleOfIgoiI
November 27, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Why do they call it purgatory when it could be known as corporeal punishment?. #LunchPun
November 27, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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Today...
November 26, 2025 at 11:11 AM
A while back I was fishing with Kenny Rodgers and we caught a net full of elvers. Unfortunately at a most inappropriate moment a large, possibly an adult, elver escaped. 🎶You picked a fine time to leave me loose eel…🎶 #LunchPun
November 26, 2025 at 12:14 PM
What I’m wearing to Bluesky rehab
November 25, 2025 at 12:43 PM
After drinking a mug of malted milk last night, I had a very erotic dream about oral sex. You can’t beat a whore licks at bedtime. #LunchPun
November 25, 2025 at 12:37 PM
#SundayPixOffTheBeatenTrack The Newcastle to Carlisle railway line at Haltwistle station.
November 23, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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Also lovely to come home to a random order from someone i don't know, which will be the power of my friends on social media reposting my stuff so thank you!
Also, still a load left :)
ANNOUNCEMENT:
I'm not taking my pin badges market any more because daughter's got her own designs so there's LOADS gone on my website for £3 each plus p&p.
Pls note these aren't made by me, it's stock carefully chosen cos they're cool.
#StockingFillers
merylinmoonuk.sumupstore.com/category/pin...
November 23, 2025 at 9:39 AM
@wheeliebinfed.bsky.social A possible hate crime in progress?.
Don’t know why this popped into my head but we once went on a short break to an ‘Eco Pod’ which was great but the toilet was pretty grim. I shone my iPhone torch into the bowl and about 6 foot below was a wheelie bin to collect the poo and wee. Don’t envy that emptying job 🤢
November 22, 2025 at 8:56 AM
This matching cat and car can Evoque such emotions, what do you think?. #Caturday
November 22, 2025 at 8:44 AM
I still remember the first words I ever spoke in the theatre.
“Popcorn, ice cream, Kia-Ora…”
November 21, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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The Summer Realm trilogy will be my final work. It's a steampunk fantasy adventure, a collaboration between me and three other authors. The first book will be published on Boxing Day, and you can pre-order your copy here.
mybook.to/SRAgents
Amazon.com
mybook.to
November 20, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Obligatory snur pic. PS It’s a round compost bin not a Dalek in the top right of the photo.
November 20, 2025 at 12:55 PM
My mate Aaron is the most hesitant and risk averse person I know.
I call him Aaron the side of caution. #LunchPun
November 20, 2025 at 12:05 PM
@jenbren.bsky.social Happy Birthday Jen I hope you have an Epic day.
November 20, 2025 at 8:52 AM
I was at The Glasshouse (formerly Sage), Gateshead last night to see the superb Penguin Cafe, playing the music of the Penguin Cafe Orchestra. Great night and great music.
November 20, 2025 at 8:47 AM
I’ve got a new job checking the weight of the three toed sloths in the zoo in Newcastle.
I’m the weigh Ai man. #LunchPun
November 19, 2025 at 12:13 PM
@trevypoos.bsky.social Happy Birthday Trev, Eric says you bring me sunshine too.
November 19, 2025 at 11:56 AM