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The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 2h

Morning. Had a dream last night that I was collecting some talking James Bond trading cards and the only one I was missing was Benicio Del Toro from Licence to Kill saying "honeymoooon".

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The Film Canary @thefilmcanary.bsky.social · 13h

Can you imagine if the end credits after this were done with the cast doing a full Dad's Army/'Allo-Allo!/Hi-De-Hi! style parade montage, with audience applause?

Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 14h

No other film ending has ever gone this hard. Every time this rolls up on-screen I immediately think, “Damn right I have.”

Final shot of SUSPIRIA before the credits roll, which begin with the following:

You have been watching
"SUSPIRIA"

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The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 12h

This is a great film. Also on iplayer at the moment if you don't fancy stopping up late

Captain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social · 12h

"You cannot punch ectoplasm."

If you enjoy comedy horrors, the overlooked gem 'Housebound' is on BBC2 at 00.50, tonight.

The movie poster for "Housebound" (2014) which shows a slightly unusual family portrait sitting within a weathered wooden frame. The family consists of a smiling mother, a scowling daughter, a somewhat bemused stepfather and a terrifying figure under a stitched sheet with its taloned hand resting on the daughter's shoulder.

The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 13h

Cheers. Once I have a better idea about what's happening, I'm sure things will be back on track.

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The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 13h

Is this good?

1 repost, 245 quotes, 588 replies. All the signs of a quality post that is going over brilliantly.

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The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 13h

Caught in a bit of a shitty loop right now. Heart stuff is giving me wicked bad anxiety and in turn the anxiety is giving my heart unnecessary grief.

It's kicking my arse and I don't like it. Sicknote runs out tomorrow and I think I'm gonna have to get back on to the GP.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 13h

Leo: Instead of fixating on your own flaws, turn that magnifying glass onto other people. Use sunlight to incinerate them like the disgusting insects they are.

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The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 19h

Put together a list then whittled it down. No two from the same franchise so I had to sacrifice either Jason Lives and Halloween 3. Also left FD2 in instead of Bloodlines due to any potential recency bias.

Also Inferno is 100% a sequel to Suspiria.

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Alexandra Heller-Nicholas @horrornonna.com · 1d

Diane Keaton could have directed Annie Hall but Woody Allen could NEVER have directed the music video for Belinda Carlisle's "Heaven is a Place on Earth"

Belinda Carlisle - Heaven Is A Place On Earth (Official HD Music Video)

YouTube video by Belinda Carlisle

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The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 1d

Maybe the people greenlighting new Jared Leto films were all fans of 30 Seconds to Mars back in the 2000s. It's the only logical explanation.

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The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 1d

Just watched this. Absolutely cracking.

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The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 1d

Unsolicited Ric Kick

Shawn Michaels superkicking and "retiring" Ric Flair at one of the Wrestlemanias

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The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 1d

Give it another 15-30 years and let's try again.

Cosmic Marvel @dailycosmicmarvel.bsky.social · 1d

‘TRON: ARES’ has earned $14.3M in its opening day at the domestic box office.

For comparison, ‘MORBIUS’ opened to $17.3M.

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The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 1d

The band I somehow saw more than any other in the early 2000s ffs. Always supporting someone else.

The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 1d

*slow acoustic cover of Shinobi vs Dragonninja plays*

Off you fuck, nonce prick.

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The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 1d

Is Jim too cancelled to work with Mel? Or is Mel too cancelled to work with Jim?

The Hollywood Reporter @thr.com · 1d

Jim Caviezel will not return to play Jesus Christ for director Mel Gibson‘s forthcoming follow-ups to the smash hit The Passion of the Christ, The Hollywood Reporter has confirmed.

Jim Caviezel Won’t Return as Jesus for Mel Gibson’s ‘Resurrection of the Christ’

Jim Caviezel will not return to play Jesus Christ for director Mel Gibson‘s forthcoming follow-ups to the smash hit The Passion of the Christ, The Hollywood Reporter has confirmed.

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The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 1d

Completed Lego Venom bust. About 8" tall. Black and white mask with big eyes and huge mouth with an underbite and massive teeth. Tongue protruding towards the camera.

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The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 1d

A fun Saturday afternoon ahead.

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The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 1d

Set an alarm to remind me to take my medication and I've just spent 5 minutes looking for something making a noise before realising it was the alarm on my phone in my pocket.

In an apocalypse do not wait for me I'll just hold you back.

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The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 1d

Never seen this but I have vivid memories of the episode of Points of View that followed for some reason. Too much gay apparently.

The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 1d

Haha. I did click my heels together and say "there's no place like home" instead of booking a taxi back.

It didn't work, but the intent was there.

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The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 2d

Back from the hospital. Confirmation that I do have a heart. I've seen it on a screen.

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The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 2d

Drake, looking kind of shocked and/or in pain maybe.

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The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 2d

Have to be at the hospital at 8 tomorrow morning for my scan. Should probs be asleep. Yet here we are.

a cartoon drawing of a person laying on a bed with the name porucz on the bottom

Alt: a cartoon drawing of a person laying on a bed with the name porucz on the bottom

media.tenor.com

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The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 2d

He's got an older kid born in the early 90s I think.

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