Graham
@grahamofthedead.bsky.social
A little *too* Raph.
Geordie. Film fan. Horror nerd. Failed stand-up.
https://letterboxd.com/GrahamOfTheDead/
Geordie. Film fan. Horror nerd. Failed stand-up.
https://letterboxd.com/GrahamOfTheDead/
Sat upstairs on the bus. Right at the back. Feel like some cooler kids are gonna come and tell me to move at any moment. I'm 45 years old.
February 4, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Sat upstairs on the bus. Right at the back. Feel like some cooler kids are gonna come and tell me to move at any moment. I'm 45 years old.
Day off at the old picture house. Just out of Saipan and now seated for Is This Thing On?
The question mark is part of the title. I'm confident I know what I'm seeing.
The question mark is part of the title. I'm confident I know what I'm seeing.
February 4, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Day off at the old picture house. Just out of Saipan and now seated for Is This Thing On?
The question mark is part of the title. I'm confident I know what I'm seeing.
The question mark is part of the title. I'm confident I know what I'm seeing.
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The missus has just used the word “seepage” in conversation and now I must post this Veitch masterpiece. It’s the law
February 3, 2026 at 11:50 PM
The missus has just used the word “seepage” in conversation and now I must post this Veitch masterpiece. It’s the law
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Evening. Just thought I'd show you the really upsetting thing that happened to this strip of paracetamol today.
February 3, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Evening. Just thought I'd show you the really upsetting thing that happened to this strip of paracetamol today.
Two appointments at the same hospital tomorrow nearly 4 hours apart and the advisor I've just spoken to was a bit confused as to why it was a bit of an issue.
Just gave up in the end.
Just gave up in the end.
February 4, 2026 at 9:51 AM
Two appointments at the same hospital tomorrow nearly 4 hours apart and the advisor I've just spoken to was a bit confused as to why it was a bit of an issue.
Just gave up in the end.
Just gave up in the end.
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A story in three parts
October 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
A story in three parts
I know I'm late to the party here, but I'm watching The Harry Hill Show and isn't CMAT ace?
February 3, 2026 at 10:42 PM
I know I'm late to the party here, but I'm watching The Harry Hill Show and isn't CMAT ace?
Evening. Just thought I'd show you the really upsetting thing that happened to this strip of paracetamol today.
February 3, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Evening. Just thought I'd show you the really upsetting thing that happened to this strip of paracetamol today.
Episode of Celebrity Chase on Challenge right now, featuring both Rachel Johnson *and* Giles Coren.
February 2, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Episode of Celebrity Chase on Challenge right now, featuring both Rachel Johnson *and* Giles Coren.
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Elon Musk? The character from Iron Man 2? You’re pulling my leg. There’s no way he’s a real person.
February 1, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Elon Musk? The character from Iron Man 2? You’re pulling my leg. There’s no way he’s a real person.
Cancelling a cinema trip tomorrow night cos I'll have just finished work so I'm gonna be too tired and also I checked and someone's booked the seat right next to mine.
February 1, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Cancelling a cinema trip tomorrow night cos I'll have just finished work so I'm gonna be too tired and also I checked and someone's booked the seat right next to mine.
This is who runs this account.
February 1, 2026 at 8:16 PM
This is who runs this account.
Unappreciated thing about physical media, they're like little time capsules of the era they're released. Stuck on Scream 4 and there's trailers at the start for Joel Schumacher's Blood Creek and The New Daughter starring Kevin Costner.
Well done if you remember either of those cos I sure didn't.
Well done if you remember either of those cos I sure didn't.
February 1, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Unappreciated thing about physical media, they're like little time capsules of the era they're released. Stuck on Scream 4 and there's trailers at the start for Joel Schumacher's Blood Creek and The New Daughter starring Kevin Costner.
Well done if you remember either of those cos I sure didn't.
Well done if you remember either of those cos I sure didn't.
Whyyyy do people feel the need to make and share fake emails/posts of the likes of Trump and Elon saying daft stuff when the shit they do and say for real is just as fucked? The amount of people reacting to them as real is fucking depressing.
I've woken up annoyed at everything this morning.
I've woken up annoyed at everything this morning.
February 1, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Whyyyy do people feel the need to make and share fake emails/posts of the likes of Trump and Elon saying daft stuff when the shit they do and say for real is just as fucked? The amount of people reacting to them as real is fucking depressing.
I've woken up annoyed at everything this morning.
I've woken up annoyed at everything this morning.
TFW instead it hits your mate in the head.
January 31, 2026 at 3:10 PM
TFW instead it hits your mate in the head.
Woken up feeling like absolute dogshit and then gone on to realise I didn't take any medication last night so that's good innit? Gonna have to start setting a reminder ffs.
January 31, 2026 at 9:08 AM
Woken up feeling like absolute dogshit and then gone on to realise I didn't take any medication last night so that's good innit? Gonna have to start setting a reminder ffs.
January 30, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Got out of work earlier and while waiting for my bus I saw a cat chasing a rat.
January 29, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Got out of work earlier and while waiting for my bus I saw a cat chasing a rat.
Argument to be made that this show (in all it's versions) is the most damaging piece of media in history.
BBC urges stricter checks after offensive tweets emerge from The Apprentice contestant
BBC urges stricter checks after offensive tweets emerge from The Apprentice contestant
Production company asked for full review after broadcaster ‘completely unaware’ of Levi Hodgetts-Hague’s comments
Over 20 seasons, The Apprentice boardroom has not been short on drama – but one recurrent theme is the show’s penchant for problematic contestants.
This season, which airs its first episode on Thursday, is no different. Offensive tweets posted by contestant Levi Hodgetts-Hague from a decade ago have been unearthed since filming, prompting the BBC to urge the show’s production company to carry out stricter background checks on contestants. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
January 28, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Argument to be made that this show (in all it's versions) is the most damaging piece of media in history.
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Going out and getting completely fucking ghostfaced
Matthew Lillard's company Macabre Spirits has announced GHOST FACE VODKA, a spirit that honors the legacy of Ghost Face while standing on its own as a premium, top-shelf vodka.
Ghost Face Vodka goes on sale February 9.
Ghost Face Vodka goes on sale February 9.
January 28, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Going out and getting completely fucking ghostfaced
Oh mate, they've left the boom mic in that second pic. Awks.
First look at Henry Cavill in the ‘HIGHLANDER’ remake.
Directed by Chad Stahelski (‘John Wick’)
Directed by Chad Stahelski (‘John Wick’)
January 28, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Oh mate, they've left the boom mic in that second pic. Awks.
Episode 2 of Wonder Man confirming that Coronation Street exists in the MCU.
January 28, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Episode 2 of Wonder Man confirming that Coronation Street exists in the MCU.