Graham
@grahamofthedead.bsky.social
A little *too* Raph.
Geordie. Film fan. Horror nerd. Failed stand-up.
https://letterboxd.com/GrahamOfTheDead/
Geordie. Film fan. Horror nerd. Failed stand-up.
https://letterboxd.com/GrahamOfTheDead/
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"The cast of E.T. would kill time on set by doing portraits of Auf Wiedersehen Pet characters"
"Drew Barrymore?"
"No, Oz mostly"
"Drew Barrymore?"
"No, Oz mostly"
February 5, 2026 at 9:07 PM
"The cast of E.T. would kill time on set by doing portraits of Auf Wiedersehen Pet characters"
"Drew Barrymore?"
"No, Oz mostly"
"Drew Barrymore?"
"No, Oz mostly"
Now I'm sad because I've just had an email giving me tips to prepare for the gig next week that I had to sack off.
February 5, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Now I'm sad because I've just had an email giving me tips to prepare for the gig next week that I had to sack off.
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I’ve been doing ‘Parrot Pilates’. It really works macaw.
February 5, 2026 at 8:08 PM
I’ve been doing ‘Parrot Pilates’. It really works macaw.
I mean...they aren't wrong.
February 5, 2026 at 8:04 PM
I mean...they aren't wrong.
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I’ve had this curséd image in my head for over a week so now I’m making it everybody’s problem
February 4, 2026 at 6:56 PM
I’ve had this curséd image in my head for over a week so now I’m making it everybody’s problem
@caughtjester.bsky.social Happy birthday Bruce! Hope it's been a good one.
February 5, 2026 at 7:26 PM
@caughtjester.bsky.social Happy birthday Bruce! Hope it's been a good one.
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It's because I'm doing it now.
"Howay pet, it's the fuckin Muppet show like."
"Howay pet, it's the fuckin Muppet show like."
February 5, 2026 at 4:32 PM
It's because I'm doing it now.
"Howay pet, it's the fuckin Muppet show like."
"Howay pet, it's the fuckin Muppet show like."
"Hair cut? Or have you just had your ears lowered?"
What "core British values" has "the left" not defended? Can someone ask this sentient fucking saucepan what he means?
Keir Starmer attacks the racism of Reform and Matt Goodwin but then adds that "Britain has also been let down by a mindset on the left of politics that is too slow to defend core British values"
February 5, 2026 at 2:41 PM
"Hair cut? Or have you just had your ears lowered?"
So I set up an Upscrolled account the other day and forgot about it. Just gone back and I've got 6 followers.
All pornbots. 🙃
All pornbots. 🙃
February 4, 2026 at 7:54 PM
So I set up an Upscrolled account the other day and forgot about it. Just gone back and I've got 6 followers.
All pornbots. 🙃
All pornbots. 🙃
Sat upstairs on the bus. Right at the back. Feel like some cooler kids are gonna come and tell me to move at any moment. I'm 45 years old.
February 4, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Sat upstairs on the bus. Right at the back. Feel like some cooler kids are gonna come and tell me to move at any moment. I'm 45 years old.
Day off at the old picture house. Just out of Saipan and now seated for Is This Thing On?
The question mark is part of the title. I'm confident I know what I'm seeing.
The question mark is part of the title. I'm confident I know what I'm seeing.
February 4, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Day off at the old picture house. Just out of Saipan and now seated for Is This Thing On?
The question mark is part of the title. I'm confident I know what I'm seeing.
The question mark is part of the title. I'm confident I know what I'm seeing.
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The missus has just used the word “seepage” in conversation and now I must post this Veitch masterpiece. It’s the law
February 3, 2026 at 11:50 PM
The missus has just used the word “seepage” in conversation and now I must post this Veitch masterpiece. It’s the law
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Evening. Just thought I'd show you the really upsetting thing that happened to this strip of paracetamol today.
February 3, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Evening. Just thought I'd show you the really upsetting thing that happened to this strip of paracetamol today.
Two appointments at the same hospital tomorrow nearly 4 hours apart and the advisor I've just spoken to was a bit confused as to why it was a bit of an issue.
Just gave up in the end.
Just gave up in the end.
February 4, 2026 at 9:51 AM
Two appointments at the same hospital tomorrow nearly 4 hours apart and the advisor I've just spoken to was a bit confused as to why it was a bit of an issue.
Just gave up in the end.
Just gave up in the end.
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A story in three parts
October 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
A story in three parts
I know I'm late to the party here, but I'm watching The Harry Hill Show and isn't CMAT ace?
February 3, 2026 at 10:42 PM
I know I'm late to the party here, but I'm watching The Harry Hill Show and isn't CMAT ace?
Evening. Just thought I'd show you the really upsetting thing that happened to this strip of paracetamol today.
February 3, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Evening. Just thought I'd show you the really upsetting thing that happened to this strip of paracetamol today.
Episode of Celebrity Chase on Challenge right now, featuring both Rachel Johnson *and* Giles Coren.
February 2, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Episode of Celebrity Chase on Challenge right now, featuring both Rachel Johnson *and* Giles Coren.
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Elon Musk? The character from Iron Man 2? You’re pulling my leg. There’s no way he’s a real person.
February 1, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Elon Musk? The character from Iron Man 2? You’re pulling my leg. There’s no way he’s a real person.
Cancelling a cinema trip tomorrow night cos I'll have just finished work so I'm gonna be too tired and also I checked and someone's booked the seat right next to mine.
February 1, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Cancelling a cinema trip tomorrow night cos I'll have just finished work so I'm gonna be too tired and also I checked and someone's booked the seat right next to mine.
This is who runs this account.
February 1, 2026 at 8:16 PM
This is who runs this account.
Unappreciated thing about physical media, they're like little time capsules of the era they're released. Stuck on Scream 4 and there's trailers at the start for Joel Schumacher's Blood Creek and The New Daughter starring Kevin Costner.
Well done if you remember either of those cos I sure didn't.
Well done if you remember either of those cos I sure didn't.
February 1, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Unappreciated thing about physical media, they're like little time capsules of the era they're released. Stuck on Scream 4 and there's trailers at the start for Joel Schumacher's Blood Creek and The New Daughter starring Kevin Costner.
Well done if you remember either of those cos I sure didn't.
Well done if you remember either of those cos I sure didn't.