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Ahh!!! Real George Wendt 🎃 @trumancapps.bsky.social · 16h

JD is going to be seething about this moment every day for the rest of his life

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18h

STEPHANOPOULOS: I didn't insinuate anything. I asked you whether Tom Homan accepted $50k as was heard on an audio tape recorded by the FBI in September 2024. You did not answer the question. Thank you for your time.

VANCE: No, George, I sai--

STEPHANOPOULOS: We'll be right back

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Ahh!!! Real George Wendt 🎃 @trumancapps.bsky.social · 16h

can you make a substantive case for why Bari Weiss is a good journalist

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Ahh!!! Real George Wendt 🎃 @trumancapps.bsky.social · 2d

love watching Vivs trying to thread the needle here with all these high-minded arguments about polytheism and one true god. this isn't a theological debate dumbass, these hogs don't like you because you've got brown skin

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Ahh!!! Real George Wendt 🎃 @trumancapps.bsky.social · 2d

if America's major cities all had boarding houses like the one Arnold's grandma runs, we could solve a lot of our housing problems. and if I could live in a cool attic apartment with a skylight like Arnold's, it would solve a lot of my life problems

Ahh!!! Real George Wendt 🎃 @trumancapps.bsky.social · 2d

California is about to become a blighted, unlivable hellscape of six to nine-story apartment buildings within walking distance of public transit, let's fucking gooooooooooo

M. Nolan Gray 🥑 @mnolangray.bsky.social · 2d

Ladies and gentlemen, we did it. SB 79 has been signed.

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Ahh!!! Real George Wendt 🎃 @trumancapps.bsky.social · 2d

fucking crushing it at this Buddhism game. I'm dominating the leaderboards for the Noble Eightfold Path. I'm speedrunning saṃsāra. I'm on voice chat in the lobby clowning all the noobs who still believe in the concept of an inherently existing self.

Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 2d

”im addicted to this Buddhism game” —things someone who is good at buddhism would say???

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Ahh!!! Real George Wendt 🎃 @trumancapps.bsky.social · 3d

John Wayne Gacy killed 33 people because the local police basically decided to let him

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Ahh!!! Real George Wendt 🎃 @trumancapps.bsky.social · 3d

the key to most prolific serial killers' success is dumb cops

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Ahh!!! Real George Wendt 🎃 @trumancapps.bsky.social · 3d

these ghouls whine and whine about "safe spaces" and "free debate" and what they really want is this: a safe space for conservative pundits to smugly nod at each other

Philip Bump @pbump.com · 3d

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 3d

there’s this weird idea a lot of people seem to have about how all of us writers and artists must secretly want to use AI and are merely resisting temptation for ethical reasons, and like, no, it’s not hard for me to resist drinking the bowl of Piss With Glass In It actually

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Ahh!!! Real George Wendt 🎃 @trumancapps.bsky.social · 3d

but he was charismatic enough to be well liked across the conference, despite the absence of any observable skills or competency. Sen. Bari Weiss, R-SD

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Ahh!!! Real George Wendt 🎃 @trumancapps.bsky.social · 3d

lmao what are you doing on this website man

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Ahh!!! Real George Wendt 🎃 @trumancapps.bsky.social · 3d

[giving Nick the phone number for Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle] hey, I heard you and Amelia Bedelia have been having a rough time, have you considered talking to a professional?

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Ahh!!! Real George Wendt 🎃 @trumancapps.bsky.social · 3d

personally I think Sean Duffy is an unqualified yutz but @schiff.senate.gov voted to confirm him as Secretary of Transportation, so clearly he must have some deep well of expertise that we're all missing

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Ahh!!! Real George Wendt 🎃 @trumancapps.bsky.social · 4d

"Everything in America is theme parks, except politics, which is pro wrestling." - Podcast the Ride

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Ahh!!! Real George Wendt 🎃 @trumancapps.bsky.social · 4d

sitting here contemplating how the woman who convinced Abraham Lincoln to grow a beard could conceivably have voted for Franklin Delano Roosevelt

Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 4d

what

Grace Greenwood Billings (née Bedell; November 4, 1848 – November 2, 1936) was an American woman, notable as a person whose correspondence, at the age of eleven, encouraged Republican Party nominee and future president Abraham Lincoln to grow a beard. Lincoln later met with Bedell during his inaugural journey in February 1861.

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Ahh!!! Real George Wendt 🎃 @trumancapps.bsky.social · 4d

so you agree? it's bad when a government indiscriminately kills innocent people?

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dr. caitlin m. green @caitlinmoriah.bsky.social · 8d

michael?
peter.

Page from fox in socks by dr seuss. Drawing of weird little four legged bugs with faces.
Text reads:
What do you know about tweetle beetles?
Well
When tweetle beetles fight, it's called
a tweetle beetle battle.

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Ahh!!! Real George Wendt 🎃 @trumancapps.bsky.social · 5d

"I'm ready to win, Jack! So LET'S DO THE FUCKING NEWS!"

Mark Wahlberg as Dirk Diggler in Boogie Nights, coked out sweaty and hollering about how it's his big dick and he's ready to fuck now. In the background Philip Seymour Hoffman as Scotty J watches in sorrow and horror.

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Ahh!!! Real George Wendt 🎃 @trumancapps.bsky.social · 5d

I, too, am quite upset that food and medicine are being blocked from getting to the starving children and families in Gaza. we should find out what country is responsible for the military blockade of Gaza and tell them to cut it out!

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Ahh!!! Real George Wendt 🎃 @trumancapps.bsky.social · 6d

mark zuckerberg WISHES he could muster an ounce of the rizz that Jonathan Pryce brings to that role

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georgia-lux, beautiful non-haunted doll @georgialux.bsky.social · Nov 27

increasing my Sandwichsmith skill so i have a higher chance of crafting a Rare or Legendary sandwich

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Ahh!!! Real George Wendt 🎃 @trumancapps.bsky.social · 6d

after Charlie Kirk got killed a MAGA girl from my high school spent like three days posting nothing but videos of Black MAGA influencers talking about how Charlie Kirk wasn't a racist. a lot of these are probably the same people Trump's been seeing praising his actions in Chicago

Ahh!!! Real George Wendt 🎃 @trumancapps.bsky.social · 6d

it's fascinating how big of an audience there is for Black MAGA influencers. white Trump supporters are desperate to prove that they're not racist, and will eagerly like and share any video of a Black person in a red hat talking about why Trump is good and Democrats are the real racists

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Ahh!!! Real George Wendt 🎃 @trumancapps.bsky.social · 6d

especially glaring because you have to imagine he's been thinking about and talking about Ghislaine fairly frequently in the past few months. he can't remember the one person whose cooperation is essential to his short-term survival

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