Alistair the Friendly Neighborhood Librarian
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A. Alistair | 33 | They/Them | Queer | Writer | Library Scientist
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unnaturalhistory.bsky.social
Other duties as assigned.
murduck.bsky.social
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

Circumstances within your control
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yixura.bsky.social
mystery wrestling needs 10 million dollars to make this a reality
sirlariato.bsky.social
Reminds me of the gimmick match that came to me in a fever dream a few years back; 16 wrestlers, 4 rings, 1 waterpark eliminator match.

An interior cage divides the 4 rings, with 4 wrestlers starting in each. If a wrestler is thrown into the pool they can only return to a ring via waterslide.
A crude pencil drawing of a waterpark containing four floating wrestling rings, an interior cage dividing the four rings and four waterslides leading to each of the rings.
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charliejane.bsky.social
Hey, I know books are expensive and money is tight right now.

But if there's a brand new book you really wanna read — including my own Lessons in Magic and Disaster — you can help get the book into way more hands by requesting it from your local library!

It's easy! Check your library's website.
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unnaturalhistory.bsky.social
this is so sick.
please read hotblood.
alkaliblue.bsky.social
Toril Orlesky's cult classic webcomic HOTBLOOD! is back with a revised print serialization. It's been a blast collaborating with her to bring the new art to life! 🐎💨

🐴Full PV >> youtu.be/AzioM_FIyEY

#hotblood #yaoi #centaur #comic #indiecomic #indieanimation #animation #trailer
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scumbelievable.bsky.social
15 pages on ULYSSES in the five hours before it was due. I believe I B+'d it.
monkeyminion.com
I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.
wrote 20 pages on Faulkner's The Bear four hours before final papers were due on trucker pills and coffee and cigarettes and got an A, fuck you.
You people couldn't hang with real slackers.
finn
wokeupchic • 4d
It's fuck Al till your homework due in 25 minutes
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bloomfilters.bsky.social
tbh the stark reality is that for nonbinary gender existence to gain much stronger mass traction among the public, it's basically imperative that people also 'allow the body to be nonbinary' i.e. question sexing of the body itself. there's basically no way binary sex & nonbinary gender can coexist
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sunsetvisitor.studio
Give it up for sale #3!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️

1000xRESIST continues to be 30% off as part of the Steam Autumn Sale! We’ve also just released the third Piano Book!

Run, don’t walk, to play the game that Game Informer calls, “one of the most groundbreaking stories in video game history.”

➡️ s.team/a/1675830/
A visual of Knower from 1000xRESIST looking at the camera. The title of the game is to the center left, with the words “Piano Book Vol. 3” underneath in smaller text.
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michaelhobbes.bsky.social
Klein kept asking "what do you do when 30% of the country believes things that are beyond the pale?" and the answer is that you hold the line even more firmly!

He seems to think that we should should compromise with them but that's a doomed project electorally and indefensible morally.
mcopelov.bsky.social
Yep. This entire interview with Coates was one massive Kinsley Gaffe.
mcopelov.bsky.social
👇🎯 The polite way to say what this conversation reveals is that Coates is operating on a totally different moral plane & Klein is only vaguely able/willing to grasp that difference.
unnaturalhistory.bsky.social
i haven't posted on ao3 for about 5 years so it's always a pleasant surprise to get an email about kudos. today i got *two* emails about comments. i'm a happy writer.
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gunstreet.bsky.social
the post office is a public service. it doesn’t need to make money. public transit doesn’t need to make money. the library doesn’t need to make money. some things exist for the public good and we desperately need lawmakers to stop thinking about them in terms of capitalism. these are not businesses.
unnaturalhistory.bsky.social
i do not think he would get the job unfortunately
unnaturalhistory.bsky.social
thing i should be doing: preparing for my interview tomorrow
thing i am actually doing: writing half-formed thoughts about new oc blorbo
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unnaturalhistory.bsky.social
so maybe the fact that any time i have significant downtime instead of relaxing i just spiral into depression and self loathing is. a bad sign.
unnaturalhistory.bsky.social
I'm actually looking into stopping T (maybe permanently maybe not), but thank you!
unnaturalhistory.bsky.social
No, I have Sunday/Monday off usually. I think it's more that I have the time and space to get stuck in my own head which I don't have on work days haha
unnaturalhistory.bsky.social
why is it that every sunday like clockwork i feel terrible about myself
unnaturalhistory.bsky.social
dyed my hair but i still feel terrible, fiction lied to me
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ndrew.bsky.social
the shooter was just a cis dude but even if he was the most trans person to ever trans it wouldnt justify rounding up all the trans people for crimes they didnt commit, really wish people in positions of power would be saying this
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discoelysiumbot.bsky.social
YOU - I don't want to be this kind of animal anymore.