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pfc. italian beef @realbillhicks.bsky.social · 1h

i gotta quite drinking and shopping online

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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.bsky.social · 1h

Found him, 100%

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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.bsky.social · 1h

Time to play: who's the weirdo who parked their cybertruck at the cool coffee shop

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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.bsky.social · 2h

Damn

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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.bsky.social · 2h

At least your honest about it

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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.bsky.social · 2h

No person is illegal, no milk is expired

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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.bsky.social · 3h

Hell yeah

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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.bsky.social · 15h

Ok, what is it about my vibe that gives you psychic powers?

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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.bsky.social · 16h

Based on vibes alone: how many tattoos do you think I have?

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · Jul 10

oi! ten years in and me n' the missus boff like we're playing away on each other WITH each other. A decade-plus and her bean/balloon knot/undercarriage still p0wns my one eyed trouser trout, innit it?

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 16h

should i post this over on mastodon

alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · Jul 10

oi! ten years in and me n' the missus boff like we're playing away on each other WITH each other. A decade-plus and her bean/balloon knot/undercarriage still p0wns my one eyed trouser trout, innit it?

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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.bsky.social · 23h

If you tried to rewrite the poem "Whitey on the Moon" today the refrain would be, "and whitey's gooning to AI porn"

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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.bsky.social · 1d

Thinking about her again

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.bsky.social · Oct 27

I don't know why I thought this was a good idea

A massive three layer breakfast sandwich. Sourdough, egg, ham, bacon, cheese, smothered in hollandaise sauce with a cup of grits

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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.bsky.social · 1d

A will they/won't they take forever stuck on maybe later

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.bsky.social · 1d

Make the next flotilla an armada with the power of disinformation

onion person @junlper.beer · 1d

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · Feb 14

where did we last leave off with mayonnaise discourse?

drawing of sideways sandwich with uwu face & open brussy & text: “go ahead…add the mayo”

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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.bsky.social · 1d

Lord of the rings characters as figures at January 6th:

Boromir shouting to a crowd on top of some ruins in the city of Osgiliath while holding the Gondor flag

The Qanon Shaman in his fur hat and no shirt. He's shouting something from the viewing gallery above the floor of Congress. He's holding an american flag

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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.bsky.social · 1d

Hell yeah, makes sausing those bad boys easy

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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.bsky.social · 1d

I'm going to open up a French Toast Chateau

𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 💀 @unfitz.bsky.social · 1d

Waffle House. House of Pancakes.

There’s a whole griddle real estate market out there.

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🎃return of the Obra Deeny🎃(they/them) @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 1d

Facebook t-shirts say shit like

Im a
FEBRUARY GUY
I drive a
FORKLIFT
and I can totally
MAKE MY WIFE CUM
dont mess with me because
I HAVE LOST CUSTODY

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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.bsky.social · 1d

A late night text from my doctor lady friend... 😏

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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.bsky.social · 1d

@meghancolleen.bsky.social told me to

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.bsky.social · 1d

NW 📽️

The Ritual (2017) Netflix movie poster. It's just a picture of a foggy woods

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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.bsky.social · 1d

The fact that Biden didn't arrest that fucker for human trafficking...

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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.bsky.social · 1d

Lol, there was JUST a behind the bastards episode about how standup was invented by a fascist sooo...

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