Waikiki Wanda
@wanda.bsky.social
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I was the first person on Bluesky to post “crube” 🪳
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wanda.bsky.social
Saving a bunch of Edmund Fitzgerald memes
wanda.bsky.social
I am a bitch of course but I genuinely wouldn’t talk shit publicly if I thought the people in question would see it and it never occurred to me she would. Girl you are Too Big Now To Be Doing This
wanda.bsky.social
She blocked me on Twitter because I made fun of some short fiction thing she wrote for a site and she apparently namesearches so she’ll never have the satisfaction of knowing how much I enjoyed reading about some illiterate gal having smallpox in the woods…
wanda.bsky.social
Vaster Wilds was so satisfying
wanda.bsky.social
MUSICIANS! We need more songs “in the round.”
wanda.bsky.social
Hard work never hurt nobody!
wanda.bsky.social
Can’t really coexist with these people. They don’t believe in civilization
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timprice.bsky.social
Fuck these people forever
sarapartridge.bsky.social
There are reports that the *entire* office of special education at the US Dept of Education has been cut. These hardworking folks ensure kids with disabilities get equal access to a quality education.

America’s children deserve better than this.
wanda.bsky.social
I do actually think we’re going to lose clean water under him with EPA rollbacks
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
i am prepared to restructure society in any way necessary that prevents me from ever having to see a video clip of the hooting shaved ape pat mcafee
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beepthief.bsky.social
Official background color for high performing clicksters and websurfers
wanda.bsky.social
This hadn’t occurred to me but it’s the only reading that makes sense. First element of demonstrated personality that was too jarring for him to integrate and so on
wanda.bsky.social
It’s literally for once not that deep. When you’re the children’s YouTuber you get to have zero tolerance for conflict. She is authorized
wanda.bsky.social
You wouldn’t let me I know it
wanda.bsky.social
Fairly insane. If I’m ever this lost in the sauce please take me to the vet and put me down.
larrrrrry.bsky.social
her advocacy for Palestinians doesn't bother me nearly as much as she is so desperately doing all this as an actual act of transparent virtue signaling, to fill the absence she has in depth of character
wanda.bsky.social
I signed up like five years ago when everyone else was then I learned there were additional steps and was like ok I’m out.
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griph.bsky.social
CROATOAN

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wanda.bsky.social
I’m not going to Mastodon lol. I would be better off carving my posts into a tree stump. Follow me at The Stump
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ok-but-still.bsky.social
(hearing someone describe their lifelong, debilitating health condition) yep, that's exactly how i feel when i'm not getting my adaptogens
wanda.bsky.social
Lol. And it makes me wonder, do you think a really purely self interested person would be honest in response to that question?
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samueltwain.bsky.social
There's these two elderly women at a Catskills resort. The one says "Boy, the mental health here is terrible!" And the other says, "I know, and such small portions!"
wanda.bsky.social
NB is a swaggy brand now in running don’t worry
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drpepsi.bsky.social
Like is this a fucking joke to you?