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Mum, culinary arts graduate, chef, alternative Currently causing mayhem in South London with @jamed.bsky.social She/her
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wendigo.bsky.social
Cheese and onion slab? You may as well say I love you 😆🥰
wendigo.bsky.social
Having moved so many times in the last 10 years I got very good at streamlining the crap out of my life but I still need more storage.
wendigo.bsky.social
Love this film. I saw it in the cinema way back in the day.
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emilyoram.bsky.social
God love Kew, this is incredible
wendigo.bsky.social
If you see this, quote your favourite Pokémon!

(Wrong answers only)
A possom
wendigo.bsky.social
I've never been a fan of English mustard, I find it too harsh.
wendigo.bsky.social
And these?

Don't be so ignorant. It makes you look like a twat.
Head cheese Pork rillettes Patê de campagne
wendigo.bsky.social
I'm a pickle kinda gal. And these two are clearly philistines. Do they say the same about Rillettes or patê?
wendigo.bsky.social
I love the book, hate the film. Especially the casting of Jack Nicholson, he's just wrong for the part. The film does get the oppressive creepiness right though.
wendigo.bsky.social
This pains me 😆
sadvil.bsky.social
A great weekend to share Jeff Bridges making a perfect joke
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ennui.org
let's bring back one of the classics
dirtbag brain memes
- motivates you to work out / once
- 7pm yo let's go to bed / 2am hey, let's stay up forever
- insists you forgot something / won't tell you what it is
- realizes how grateful you are for certain relatives / immediately begins to imagine scenarios where they die
- lulling you off to sleep, softly slipping off into OH GOD / oh phew glad you weren't actually falling and slamming into the ground, go back to bed
- has the capacity to store and memorize an almost infinite amount of information / won't
- passionately hates a song / can't stop singing in your head
- convinces you to do something / then makes you feel bad for doing it
- recognizes all of its problems / decides to change nothing
- chapped lips? / just lick `em, bro
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missriss.bsky.social
*peels off resting bitch face to reveal an even more rested and bitchier face*
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theednawatkins.bsky.social
Dead nonce
Dead nonce
He's a dead nonce
He used to be well famous but now someone's stabbed him in the bonce
Sir Tom Fucking Jones baby!