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WineMummy
@winemummy.bsky.social
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Everyone’s favourite wine mom Skeets here, motherfucker https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaahbajsdk4m4
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 11h
Americans: Who celebrates Thanksgiving in October?

Canadians: Happy Thanksgiving, eh!
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 6h
*in a food coma*

Me: This is nice.
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 6h
*in a food coma*

Me: This is nice.
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 10h
My #MCM list:

turkey
stuffing
mash potatoes
gravy
apple pie
your dad
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 11h
Americans: Who celebrates Thanksgiving in October?

Canadians: Happy Thanksgiving, eh!
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 11h
Americans: Who celebrates Thanksgiving in October?

Canadians: Happy Thanksgiving, eh!
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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 11d
Many say they want the hooba, and then complain about the stank.
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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 1d
Alas, the hamburger needed more help than the box could provide.
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 11h
Just hip thrusting my way through life.
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 11h
What’s a few hip thrusts between friends?
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 6d
whenever in doubt, always hip thrust
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 7d
telling white america to wake up is like giving an energy drink to a dead person
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 11h
🙌🏻😂
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LovelyDeep @midnightviolets.bsky.social · 6d
I don’t miss calls, I stare at them.
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LovelyDeep @midnightviolets.bsky.social · 4d
I burn bridges because I can swim.
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 11h
So are you🩷
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LovelyDeep @midnightviolets.bsky.social · 3d
I love people who are kind for no reason. You’re lovely inside and out.
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LovelyDeep @midnightviolets.bsky.social · 1d
“don’t crush your finger, finger your crush” or something like that
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 11h
*sitting on his face*

Did you say I’m high maintenance?
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 13h
Something like that but with more gravy.
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 13h
I’m not high maintenance, I just like a lot of attention.
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canadian blondii ︎✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social · 4d
I dont think I’m high maintenance, I just need lots of snacks and constant reassurance
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 13h
Thank you🩷
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 13h
It’s ok, my humour isn’t for everyone 😃
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 14h
Forget roses, lay me down on a bed of mashed potatoes and gravy.
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 14h
I know I’m hilarious😁
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