le wooberine
@woobewty.bsky.social
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she/her. mother of gamers. selenophile. dovahkiin. oni of the ash. fat. ratchet martha stewart. god-tier aeon. let me talk you through it. 🐩, ⚡️, 💋 👾📸⏰- woobewty, was rahhjinbuu over there ♋️☀️ ♋️ 🌙 ♎️⬆️
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woobewty.bsky.social
Think of the way force may be applied effortlessly. Imagine but a whisper pushing aside all in its path.

That is “Fus.” Let its meaning fill you.

Su'um ahrk morah.

You will push the world harder than it pushes back.
woobewty.bsky.social
it’s a BER ass day in Trenton, NJ!
woobewty.bsky.social
MAN. box cake!? its already $1, how c much more can you squeeze out!
woobewty.bsky.social
youtube took over what mtv stopped doing

the programming I used to go to mtv and vh1 for were not videos lol, and they actually stopped a lot of what i liked before the videos stopped (like popup video)
woobewty.bsky.social
because they playing with recipes! we not losing them they messing them up!
woobewty.bsky.social
men just be saying ANYTHING
woobewty.bsky.social
they kept the ingredients YOU add the same so you wouldn’t notice. (and I didn’t).

but you know how diabolical you gotta be to alter an entire dried formula so nobody notices its too eggy or too loose?
woobewty.bsky.social
somebody said this a while back but it didnt register how bad it was until yesterday now I can’t let it go

but they changed the sizes of boxed cake mixes, so they don’t make the same amount of cake (this also corresponds to the large number of cake mix sales I’ve seen)

BUT
woobewty.bsky.social
i call my baby “squiddo” (like kiddo, but fish) and tonight she says. “i’m not a squido. i’m a ______ (nickname)”
a cartoon of spongebob holding a stick in his right hand
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob holding a stick in his right hand
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wolvendamien.bsky.social
"You have enslaved him. You have placed Fester under some strange sexual spell. I respect that. But please… You have gone too far. You have married Fester, you have destroyed his spirit, you have taken him from us. All that I could forgive. But, Debbie…pastels?"
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wanderingdruid3300.bsky.social
Someone on here said Storm was that girl! And I agree!
woobewty.bsky.social
whites think its ok since its not derogatory. Chiefs are good. skin-color name was slur (obvs)
woobewty.bsky.social
*cousins, not cousin’s
woobewty.bsky.social
so one of my cousin’s confronted my uncle’s widow about moving on. he passed away a while ago from covid complications. I want to say 2021.

asked her if her husband’s mother knew she was letting another man drive her son’s truck.

mind you, my grandma don’t (and shouldnt) care.
woobewty.bsky.social
all I can do is give and hope I sow a seed to help someone else again cause it’s tough all around
purestinnosense.bsky.social
It’s scary times we’re in. The amount of mutual aid requests i’m seeing and where they’re coming from is unprecedented
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purestinnosense.bsky.social
It’s scary times we’re in. The amount of mutual aid requests i’m seeing and where they’re coming from is unprecedented
woobewty.bsky.social
$200 and they dont even know how to split the tracks!
ceepain.bsky.social
I was just talking with friends yesterday… these stylist trying to charge crazy prices like $200 for a quickweave and like … girl is you cool???
woobewty.bsky.social
if you really know me, then you know a bitch is too nice
woobewty.bsky.social
absolutely tf not

I don’t even work on Martin Luther King Jr Birthday
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AYEEEEE I GOT A SERIOUS QUESTION (this not a thread)

Do yall go to work on yall Birthday?
woobewty.bsky.social
expensive to eat in, and the food weak

i had to throw mad beans out when I was sorting my pinto beans earlier
feloniousmunk.blacksky.app
Too expensive to eat in OR out. Let me plant this chicken
woobewty.bsky.social
catfish
shrimp etouffee
beans
rice
a dr.pepper

nap
woobewty.bsky.social
don’t mind if I do