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Elliot Teichman
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Physics Teacher & Mets Blogger
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Elliot Teichman @213mfs.bsky.social · Aug 24
Oh no, I fully believe again in the Mets
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transactionbot.bsky.social MLB Transaction Bot @transactionbot.bsky.social · 10h
LHP Nate Lavender returned to New York Mets from Tampa Bay Rays.
November 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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taniel.bsky.social
Via @wildstein.bsky.social, Democrats have flipped the mayor's office in the New Jersey township of Parsippany (population of 56K.

Pulkit Desai finished ahead of the GOP incumbent by 77 votes after the final count.
November 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
213mfs.bsky.social
*internally screaming as a physics teacher*
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d
Trump: "Nobody knows what magnets are."
November 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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santiagomayer.com
Schumer (NY) 202 224-6542

Booker (NJ) 202 224-3224

King (ME) 202 224-5344

Hassan (NH) 202 224-3324

Durbin (IL) 202 224-2152

Ossoff (GA) 202 224-3521

Shaheen (NH) 202 224-2841

Gillibrand (NY) 202 224-4451

Masto (NV) 202 224-3542

Warner (VA) 202 224-2023
November 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
213mfs.bsky.social
Just called @booker.senate.gov 's office asking him to only vote to reopen the government on a bill that permanently extends ACA subsidies. If you're a jersey resident please do the same!

(202) 224-3224
November 9, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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mollyknight.bsky.social
red zone get trump off my tv

embarrassing
November 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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jennatonelli.bsky.social
Ladies and gentlemen, the Katie Stengel experience
November 9, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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STENGAL!
November 9, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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cloud9goth.bsky.social
a woman is screaming in front of a crowd with the word shaw written on the screen .
ALT: a woman is screaming in front of a crowd with the word shaw written on the screen .
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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jennatonelli.bsky.social
Beats three defenders and the keeper that’s a mil well spent by Gotham. That’s the Shaw experience!
November 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
213mfs.bsky.social
Jaedyn Shaw!!!
November 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
213mfs.bsky.social
I didn't even know Gotham made winter stuff. They look so cold!
November 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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nellucnhoj.bsky.social
hello! freg!
8 panel comic P1: A title panel; borderless. We see a highly stylised --and decidedly grompy looking-- frog sitting atop a lily pad. The overly exuberant title above them reads "Hello! FREG!" P2: A close up on Freg, as their mouth opens slightly, a look of realisation on their face. The text reads: "Oh! Freg has something to say!" P3 & 4: Back to the POV form the first panel, as Freg gradually hinges open their jaw impossibly wide, almost 180 degrees. P4: We dolly back, as an absolute ream of text spews forth from the open mouth. "Jumping no longer elicits the feeling of sheer joy in me like it did, once upon a time. However, jump I MUST, because what else can I do? You ask my, why, then, would I continue to jump? Dear reader, you may as well ask me the same of breathing." "To not jump is to admit defeat. To give up entirely." P6: We switch to a dramatic low angle, with a fish lens effect, as Freg stares up at the sky, which is filled with cotton candy clouds. P7: Freg --saying "I must away"-- "jumps" off the pad. I say "jumps" because Freg looks like they are simply being dragged by a computer mouse into the air. P8: We end on a borderless panel, far back from the lily pad. The only sign Freg existed are a few ripples in the water around the pad.
November 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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nycsouthpaw.bsky.social
The note is pretty good evidence that the sandwich guy jurors carefully evaluated the legal merits of the DOJ’s case and weren’t collectively engaged in a nullification exercise.
November 7, 2025 at 3:50 PM
213mfs.bsky.social
The Rockies are considering Adam Ottavino for POBO?!?!?
November 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
213mfs.bsky.social
I'm like 90% baseball

10% diet coke
November 6, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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grudgie.bsky.social
SPRINGFIELD CIVIC CENTER FIRST ANNUAL MONTGOMERY BURNS AWARD FOR OUTSTANDING ACHIEVEMENT IN THE FIELD OF EXCELLENCE
November 5, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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craigcalcaterra.bsky.social
Imagine being a Democratic leader who refused to endorse Mamdani, who has advocated for throwing trans people and immigrants under the bus, and who has otherwise acted like it's still 1996, and then just walking in to work today like your entire world view didn't get obliterated last night.
November 5, 2025 at 11:44 AM
213mfs.bsky.social
One month to make James Solomon mayor of Jersey City!
November 5, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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THE MAYOR-ELECT.
Zohran
November 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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dataandpolitics.net
November 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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jamieson.bsky.social
The defense team presses Lairmore on whether the sandwich really 'exploded.' They return to the photo of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground.

"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.

"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
November 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
213mfs.bsky.social
Seems like Republicans have plastered Newark with blue signs that only say "Vote Line A" nothing else, not even who they are.

At least the Democrats green signs say "Vote Line B. Democrat"
November 3, 2025 at 11:42 AM
213mfs.bsky.social
Happy Mutual and Club Option five day period to those who celebrate!
November 3, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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nickkapur.bsky.social
"Person waiting for a friend to finish tying their shoes"

x.com/dailyportalz...
November 2, 2025 at 3:48 PM