The Artist Formerly Known as 386dx4
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"Twitter... shit, I'm still only in Twitter. Everytime I think I'm gonna log on back in Livejournal... I wanted a social media platform, and for my sins, they gave me one"
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moderator: we ask the candidates, would you rather have $1 or $2

mamdani: $2 that way i have $1 to share with another new yorker

sliwa: i got shot 8 times trying to withdraw money of an atm. $0

cuomo, looking at the wrong camera: well look geez you know me i have $1 days and i have $2 days
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The cybertruck is a massive men's rights win. Finally a car that she won't take in the divorce.
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GHOST OF ME: (watching my corpse get tossed atop a huge pile of bodies) let's fuckin goooo king of the pile
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mamdani just proved that we're not hating cuomo enough. we can do better
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This is like if Michael Moore and Tom Green had a baby and raised him steeped in the modern
“I know I make people feel uncomfortable! That’s my entire brand.”

Climate Defiance interrupting a Cuomo presser in the best possible way.
It's not "sitting on the shelf in a backlog," it's "long term investment in the event that GSC goes under"
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Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
Something something lee kee kum blah blah blah urologist
"I wanted a shitpost, and for my sins, they gave me one."
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Oh you've eaten "pad see ew"? Have you ever taken a girl to "see" your "pad" without her going "ew" lmao
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remember, there are fifteen BREAK BAD challenge points in each stage. Find them and complete Tuco's challenges to unlock new Partner Up techniques for Walt and Jesse back at the RV
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you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
This new season of The Mandalorian hits very different
Drunk is great, but was it in an environment where Coltrane was playing is the question
The world needs more art of Touhous getting tipsy at dingy jazz bars and upscale hotel lobbies in classy outfits
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