5chw4r7z
5chw4r7z.bsky.social
5chw4r7z
@5chw4r7z.bsky.social
Bikes, coffee, photography, and everything Cincinnati.
Overflowing with misguided opinions, every post has been rigorously underthought.
sleepy kitty
December 6, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Is the sun ever going to shine again??
I forget what my bike looks like
December 5, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Translating between different OSs and apps cracks me up. I'm grabbing a list of devices from a Word doc, manipulating it in notepad, pasting it into Excel then copy/pasting into a wireless controller. Any device with a 13 anywhere in the name gets a B tacked onto the end of the name!
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December 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Every city deserves a councilperson out there walking the walk and talking the talk.
Thanks Mark Jeffries and its always cool to see him out on his bike!
December 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
You know besides all this, one of Americas most expensive weapons was used to murder two men floating in the ocean.
If this doesn't scream "rich boy playing with daddy's toys" nothing does.
$33 million each, holy cow
When your order is to "kill everybody," and that includes survivors clinging to debris in the middle of the ocean, you're not making the country safer. You're just committing murder. My latest cartoon on Pepperspectives. @davidpepperoh.bsky.social
December 2, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Every country in the world right now

1. Construct an AI data center
2. Process citizens' data locally
3. ❓❓❓
4. PROFIT!!!
December 2, 2025 at 5:43 PM
If Local H wrote that song today, it would be 'Fist-bumping MF'
December 2, 2025 at 4:59 PM
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY ✒️💸💸💸
December 2, 2025 at 4:33 PM
They should make owners shovel the street in front of their property. If the city won't do the sidewalks, why bother with the streets?
Waste of money.
friendly reminder to shovel ur sidewalks!
December 2, 2025 at 3:20 PM
It's a winter wonderland!
December 2, 2025 at 1:33 PM
@mattsledge.xyz That is weird I could have sworn I was following you. Fixed that
December 1, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I got these color tattoos downtown about a month ago, someone got this black and grey one over the weekend. I thought it was amusing at first but the more I think about it the weirder it seems. Someone made a conscious decision to get a tattoo exactly like mine. That is kind weird right?
December 1, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I’m hopeful for the youths if true
I was worried my kids would rely on AI as a shortcut but they hate it. They use "AI" to mean stupid or cheap ("aimbot" means good). I tried to say AI is helpful for some things and my daughter said "yeah, for making you stupid." This is how they talked about Drake after "Not Like Us" came out
December 1, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Remember
December 1, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Can I just say that to people who didn’t grow up in Cincinnati, those Shiilito Elves are creepy AF
December 1, 2025 at 1:24 AM
This has me wondering why they don’t do this with cars
class one are vehicles with less then 199 horsepower, then class 2, class 3 are anything with over 400hp and should be taxed appropriately and restricted on urban streets
As a daily cyclist and (class 1) e-bike rider, this piece is an excellent, balanced piece.

I also firmly believe anything with just a throttle, and no pedalling, needs to be classified as an e-moto and subject to (much) stricter regulation than bikes or class 1 e-bikes.
This New York Times piece on super-fast e-bikes and how dangerous they are is well done. It is nuanced, not hysterical and very much doesn't damn all e-bikes. But it does properly show how incredibly bad the illegal/unregulated throttle-driven ones are: www.nytimes.com/2025/11/30/m...
December 1, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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As a daily cyclist and (class 1) e-bike rider, this piece is an excellent, balanced piece.

I also firmly believe anything with just a throttle, and no pedalling, needs to be classified as an e-moto and subject to (much) stricter regulation than bikes or class 1 e-bikes.
This New York Times piece on super-fast e-bikes and how dangerous they are is well done. It is nuanced, not hysterical and very much doesn't damn all e-bikes. But it does properly show how incredibly bad the illegal/unregulated throttle-driven ones are: www.nytimes.com/2025/11/30/m...
The Shocking Crash That Led One County to Reckon With the Dangers of E-Bikes
www.nytimes.com
November 30, 2025 at 11:54 PM
You know it is their home stadium, so why haven't they built the sun into their game day strategies and use it to their advantage?
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
George Pickens on sun at Cowboys' stadium: Curtains would help, that's up to Jerry Jones
The sun shining in players' eyes at AT&T Stadium in Dallas has been a consistent complaint, but Cowboys owner Jerry Jones hasn't done anything about it.
www.nbcsports.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Miracle at the Overlook!
🎅🎅🏾🦌🦌🎄🎄🛍🎁❄️⛄️🥂🥁🛷
Immersive holiday party with specialty cocktails, good times
And bumbles bounce don’t you know!
November 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Grabbed this at the library, I already love this book and I haven’t even cracked it open yet.
November 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Reposted by 5chw4r7z
There are 99 days until DST 2026. #dstcountdown #dst2026
November 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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The only thing I notice this time of year on social media is that Americans need to spend more time posting their kitchen accomplishments and failures rather than posting inflammatory shit and arguing with bots.
November 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Happy Thanksgiving
🦃🍗🍗🧈🥐🥔🍺🏈
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
😂🤣😂🤣😂
Just one more funding round, bro, I swear just one more funding round will fix it.
gizmodo.com/openai-is-ju...
OpenAI Is Just $200 Billion Away From Still Losing Money, HSBC Says
Just one more funding round, bro, I swear just one more funding round will fix it.
gizmodo.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Almost like Christmas morning today!
November 26, 2025 at 1:26 PM