Abbey Simmons
@abbeysimmons.bsky.social
touring sass mouth who knows too much about t-shirts. was once told I have an honest forehead. writer-in-progress. (pronouns: she / her / y'all)
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Abbey Simmons
@abbeysimmons.bsky.social
· Jul 24
Loading my work box into the trunk, my uber driver says "looks like work tools." I respond in affirmation, "yes sir they are." He then calls after my husband who is returning inside, to ask what kind of tools they are. 🙃
Happy start of tour from a (gasp) lady roadie!
Happy start of tour from a (gasp) lady roadie!
If I've talked to you in the last 3 years, I've talked about Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Discovering @bufferingcast.bsky.social by finding their book at a St. Louis bookshop on tour, has made me feel like I found my people.
a man with blonde hair is wearing a black jacket and a black shirt
ALT: a man with blonde hair is wearing a black jacket and a black shirt
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November 5, 2025 at 11:17 AM
If I've talked to you in the last 3 years, I've talked about Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Discovering @bufferingcast.bsky.social by finding their book at a St. Louis bookshop on tour, has made me feel like I found my people.
Proud of my fella for writing again - this man knows his Sounders.
The Sounders have shown some strengths and weaknesses during the season. Which ones win out in the postseason?
A debut column from @joshonthesound.bsky.social
www.sounderatheart.com/2025/10/are-...
A debut column from @joshonthesound.bsky.social
www.sounderatheart.com/2025/10/are-...
Are Sounders FC who we think they are?
To win MLS Cup, Sounders must overcome some of their shortcomings.
www.sounderatheart.com
October 27, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Proud of my fella for writing again - this man knows his Sounders.
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The Lagniappe Sessions :: Cochemea
aquariumdrunkard.com/2025/10/22/t...
Cochemea Gastelum returns with his second Lagniappe entry, this time paying tribute to his southern California roots covering War’s “All Day Music,” and Flip Your Wig era Hüsker Dü.
aquariumdrunkard.com/2025/10/22/t...
Cochemea Gastelum returns with his second Lagniappe entry, this time paying tribute to his southern California roots covering War’s “All Day Music,” and Flip Your Wig era Hüsker Dü.
October 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
The Lagniappe Sessions :: Cochemea
aquariumdrunkard.com/2025/10/22/t...
Cochemea Gastelum returns with his second Lagniappe entry, this time paying tribute to his southern California roots covering War’s “All Day Music,” and Flip Your Wig era Hüsker Dü.
aquariumdrunkard.com/2025/10/22/t...
Cochemea Gastelum returns with his second Lagniappe entry, this time paying tribute to his southern California roots covering War’s “All Day Music,” and Flip Your Wig era Hüsker Dü.
Reposted by Abbey Simmons
SNAP benefits expire in one week.
Leavitt: At this moment in time, the ballroom is really the president's main priority.
October 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
SNAP benefits expire in one week.
since I can't drink over mariner's sadness, I ate ALL the sugar & found myself googling "sugar poisoning" overnight. #OnceAnAddict
October 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
since I can't drink over mariner's sadness, I ate ALL the sugar & found myself googling "sugar poisoning" overnight. #OnceAnAddict
the vibes are sad today
October 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
the vibes are sad today
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the song “here” by pavement is about the seattle mariners
October 21, 2025 at 4:59 AM
the song “here” by pavement is about the seattle mariners
Pulling out my OG '95 Mariner's merch to soothe tonight's sadness. Thanks for an amazing, inspiring, FUN season of baseball @mariners.com #Mariners #SeizeTheMoment
October 21, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Pulling out my OG '95 Mariner's merch to soothe tonight's sadness. Thanks for an amazing, inspiring, FUN season of baseball @mariners.com #Mariners #SeizeTheMoment
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Mariners baseball. / Baseball des marins.
October 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Mariners baseball. / Baseball des marins.
October 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Mavis Staples announced a show with MJ Lenderman at the mother church in my birth month, so bought myself a nice 45th birthday present today. We are seeing our legends and loves while we can.
October 20, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Mavis Staples announced a show with MJ Lenderman at the mother church in my birth month, so bought myself a nice 45th birthday present today. We are seeing our legends and loves while we can.
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Welcome to either the Greatest or the Worst day in the History of the Seattle Mariners.
October 20, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Welcome to either the Greatest or the Worst day in the History of the Seattle Mariners.
It was *always* going to go to a Game 7. There's no other way the Mariner's do it. Refuse to Lose. #SeizeTheMoment #Mariners
October 20, 2025 at 3:01 AM
It was *always* going to go to a Game 7. There's no other way the Mariner's do it. Refuse to Lose. #SeizeTheMoment #Mariners
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why do the fucking mariners keep making things interesting
October 20, 2025 at 1:08 AM
why do the fucking mariners keep making things interesting
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Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
They never saw it coming because they never believed it could happen.
They never saw it coming because they never believed it could happen.
October 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
They never saw it coming because they never believed it could happen.
They never saw it coming because they never believed it could happen.
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SHARTUS
October 19, 2025 at 4:36 AM
SHARTUS
Welcome to the usual feeling of being a Mariner's fan! That sickness in your stomach? The uneasy sensation that things were going too well? The knowledge that record setting doesn't mean wins? It's a 30+ year rollercoaster I've ridden & still, Go M's!
a baseball player with the number 33 on his shirt
ALT: a baseball player with the number 33 on his shirt
media.tenor.com
October 16, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Welcome to the usual feeling of being a Mariner's fan! That sickness in your stomach? The uneasy sensation that things were going too well? The knowledge that record setting doesn't mean wins? It's a 30+ year rollercoaster I've ridden & still, Go M's!
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You know what makes a city look like a war zone? armed soldiers.
October 15, 2025 at 3:19 AM
You know what makes a city look like a war zone? armed soldiers.
Professionally, it's been my slowest year since I started working on the road. Musically, it has been dense with beauty - Bonny Light Horsemen, Punch Brothers, Indigo Girls and Faye Webster. I'm ending the touring season feeling energized instead of totally exhausted. Might've learned something ...
October 15, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Professionally, it's been my slowest year since I started working on the road. Musically, it has been dense with beauty - Bonny Light Horsemen, Punch Brothers, Indigo Girls and Faye Webster. I'm ending the touring season feeling energized instead of totally exhausted. Might've learned something ...
My nervous system cannot tell the difference between a Mariner's playoff game and a wild animal attack, which is fun.
October 15, 2025 at 1:52 AM
My nervous system cannot tell the difference between a Mariner's playoff game and a wild animal attack, which is fun.