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Abby Someone 🧠

@abbysomeone1.bsky.social

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Voted most likely to make inappropriate jokes during a funeral. Here for laughs, not politics (although I get suckered in on occasion). | Browns 🏈, Guards ⚾️ & Saints ⚜️ fan. Nola native but The CLE has my ❤️. | Flagrant overuse of gifs and F💣s 😇😁

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Abby Someone 🧠 @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · Jul 2

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Abby Someone 🧠 @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 54m

I don't understand the point of remembering the date of a loved one's death. I don't want people remembering that! Remember, celebrate my birthday every year! That's what I do with my parents. I was just talking about my dad and realized his yahrzeit was a few weeks ago. I'm so happy I forgot! 🕯

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Abby Someone 🧠 @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 16h

New Sean Duffy FAA standards make appearance.

Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 16h

i’m sure it’s fine

Two strips of wide clear plastic tape hold down the internal surround of an airplane window.

Abby Someone 🧠 @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 16h

Overheard

Abby Someone 🧠 @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 18h

@alldolledup44.bsky.social 😉

sophia 🦇♥️🦇 @sophamir.bsky.social · 22d

i am pure of heart but right next to it are my boobs which are full of evil

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Maggie Tokuda-Hall @maggietokudahall.bsky.social · 22h

Today my daughter's preschool is holding a farewell assembly for one of her classmates whose mother has no choice but to self deport. The school is hoping it will be joyful in tone, so we might make this less upsetting for this 3 year old.

There's just no words for the uselessness of this cruelty.

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Abby Someone 🧠 @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 22h

Pre-vomit arousal, yup.

Abby Someone 🧠 @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 22h

Yeah, I don't think that word means what you think it means.

Abby Someone 🧠 @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 22h

Listen, I live in reality where he bribes everyone with a pulse: I *totally* thought he'd win it!

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Abby Someone 🧠 @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 23h

Raise your hand if you know what to do. 🤚

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Abby Someone 🧠 @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 23h

Can he still win the Nobel Prize for Chemistry?

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Abby Someone 🧠 @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 23h

Remember, wet, oily, or food-stained cardboard can't be recycled!

Cuyahoga County Solid Waste District (Cuyahoga Recycles) @cuyahogarecycles.bsky.social · 23h

Tip to Recycle Right. When it’s raining, recycling can get ruined. Especially paper and cardboard. Make sure the cart lid is closed or the curbside recycling bin is covered. Or choose to put the empty, flattened boxes out next week. See cuyahogarecycles.org/recyclables/cardboard/

Abby Someone 🧠 @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 1d

Selfish pricks.

Abby Someone 🧠 @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 1d

No it's not.

Abby Someone 🧠 @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 1d

Boop!

Ande B @ande91.bsky.social · 1d

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Abby Someone 🧠 @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 1d

WHEN THE FUCK ARE OUR LEADERS GOING TO STEP UP AND STOP THIS SHIT? JFC!!!!

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Abby Someone 🧠 @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 1d

#JournalismisDead

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Docket_Rocket @docketrocket9999.bsky.social · 1d

#memes

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Abby Someone 🧠 @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 1d

They will. Tomorrow.

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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 1d

Antifa, like Steely Dan, is not really a group.

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Abby Someone 🧠 @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 2d

Dude, don't piss her off! 🤯

Abby Someone 🧠 @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 2d

🐽 🐽 🐽

Wesley Morgan @wesleymorgan.bsky.social · 3d

Don’t think these Texas National Guard guys are going to be chasing any immigrants around Chicago on foot

Abby Someone 🧠 @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 2d

a baby is crying while being held by a woman in a crowd .

ALT: a baby is crying while being held by a woman in a crowd .

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Abby Someone 🧠 @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 2d

My waiting-for-the-pizza-box-to-open face.

Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 2d

Abby Someone 🧠 @abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 2d

Yes, It's all a Nobel Peace Prize campaign stunt and, yet, I feel like that's why this "peace deal" is going to happen. Everyone is getting paid off.

Except - Bibi needs this war to continue.