Cassandra Nine-Toes
@acassdarkly.bsky.social
Disaster transbian, githyanki simp, cursed by the Azure Bonds, and a professional unicorn wrangler.
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Celeste Portrait
February 18, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Celeste Portrait
Serenity. I became a huge Firefly fan after getting back from Japan in 2003 since my friend circle had fallen in love with it while I was gone.
I leaned over mid-film to my friend I was seeing it with and said, “Is this supposed to get good at some point?”
It did not, and I was not happy.
I leaned over mid-film to my friend I was seeing it with and said, “Is this supposed to get good at some point?”
It did not, and I was not happy.
fun question: what’s the maddest you’ve ever been leaving a movie theater? not necessarily worst movie you’ve seen, but the one that just pissed you off the most. mine is Batman v Superman
February 18, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Serenity. I became a huge Firefly fan after getting back from Japan in 2003 since my friend circle had fallen in love with it while I was gone.
I leaned over mid-film to my friend I was seeing it with and said, “Is this supposed to get good at some point?”
It did not, and I was not happy.
I leaned over mid-film to my friend I was seeing it with and said, “Is this supposed to get good at some point?”
It did not, and I was not happy.
So
Get away
Another way to feel what you didn't want yourself to know
And let yourself go
You know you didn't lose your self-control
There's just no end to the rainbow
Get away
Another way to feel what you didn't want yourself to know
And let yourself go
You know you didn't lose your self-control
There's just no end to the rainbow
February 18, 2026 at 4:51 AM
So
Get away
Another way to feel what you didn't want yourself to know
And let yourself go
You know you didn't lose your self-control
There's just no end to the rainbow
Get away
Another way to feel what you didn't want yourself to know
And let yourself go
You know you didn't lose your self-control
There's just no end to the rainbow
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Only 2 left!! THIS WEEK ONLY, and then it's gone!! Don't miss out on "Full Story @ the Walters: An Independent Museum Tour Centering Black History & Histories of Empire"!
Final two Full Story @ the Walters tours:
Thursday, Feb. 19, 5:30pm
Saturday Feb. 21, 10:00am *low ticket availability*
Final two Full Story @ the Walters tours:
Thursday, Feb. 19, 5:30pm
Saturday Feb. 21, 10:00am *low ticket availability*
February 17, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Only 2 left!! THIS WEEK ONLY, and then it's gone!! Don't miss out on "Full Story @ the Walters: An Independent Museum Tour Centering Black History & Histories of Empire"!
Final two Full Story @ the Walters tours:
Thursday, Feb. 19, 5:30pm
Saturday Feb. 21, 10:00am *low ticket availability*
Final two Full Story @ the Walters tours:
Thursday, Feb. 19, 5:30pm
Saturday Feb. 21, 10:00am *low ticket availability*
I’ll mörk your borg, baby.
February 18, 2026 at 4:05 AM
I’ll mörk your borg, baby.
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does anyone have good resources for green card holders rn? in terms of managing risk and online presence and actions?
February 16, 2026 at 10:16 PM
does anyone have good resources for green card holders rn? in terms of managing risk and online presence and actions?
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We've finally come full circle. People are longing for less chatter dialogue in their games by referencing ocarina, a game that people consistently complained about Navi being too talkative to the point of it being a meme for 20 odd years.
This is why I just recently dropped a game 😂😂😂😂
Like we don’t need banter every second silence is okay haha
credit: www.tiktok.com/t/ZThQF1Ga4/
Like we don’t need banter every second silence is okay haha
credit: www.tiktok.com/t/ZThQF1Ga4/
February 15, 2026 at 6:12 PM
We've finally come full circle. People are longing for less chatter dialogue in their games by referencing ocarina, a game that people consistently complained about Navi being too talkative to the point of it being a meme for 20 odd years.
I ADORE A Thousand Li, and The First Step is basically my comfort audio book. I'm thrilled it's coming back in print so I can finally get a physical copy for my shelf!
Preorder now or Elder Mo will personally see to it that you are banished from the Sect!
Preorder now or Elder Mo will personally see to it that you are banished from the Sect!
Every path starts somewhere.
Welcome to the Kingdom of Shen. This is the official map for the Ace Books edition of The First Step.
Available only in this print edition, along with an exclusive bonus short story. Preorders are still live—link in bio.
Welcome to the Kingdom of Shen. This is the official map for the Ace Books edition of The First Step.
Available only in this print edition, along with an exclusive bonus short story. Preorders are still live—link in bio.
February 17, 2026 at 3:38 AM
I ADORE A Thousand Li, and The First Step is basically my comfort audio book. I'm thrilled it's coming back in print so I can finally get a physical copy for my shelf!
Preorder now or Elder Mo will personally see to it that you are banished from the Sect!
Preorder now or Elder Mo will personally see to it that you are banished from the Sect!
Cultivating a pre-bedtime reading habit…
February 17, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Cultivating a pre-bedtime reading habit…
“I don’t want to learn <an RPG> because I already learned D&D…”
Sometimes, when someone I know IRL says this, I want to place my hands upon their shoulders, look them in the eyes, and say with confidence, “I’ve played D&D with you; no you didn’t.”
Sometimes, when someone I know IRL says this, I want to place my hands upon their shoulders, look them in the eyes, and say with confidence, “I’ve played D&D with you; no you didn’t.”
February 17, 2026 at 1:01 AM
“I don’t want to learn <an RPG> because I already learned D&D…”
Sometimes, when someone I know IRL says this, I want to place my hands upon their shoulders, look them in the eyes, and say with confidence, “I’ve played D&D with you; no you didn’t.”
Sometimes, when someone I know IRL says this, I want to place my hands upon their shoulders, look them in the eyes, and say with confidence, “I’ve played D&D with you; no you didn’t.”
Fuck President's Day. Glad people with enough benefits already get to celebrate war criminals.
February 16, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Fuck President's Day. Glad people with enough benefits already get to celebrate war criminals.
In Neverwinter Nights 2 there is a dwarf monk, and his deal is that he watched some monks get harassed in a bar and absolutely kick the shit out of the aggressors.
And he decided to become a monk because he wanted to kick ass like them.
No character concept will ever top that.
And he decided to become a monk because he wanted to kick ass like them.
No character concept will ever top that.
February 15, 2026 at 7:11 AM
In Neverwinter Nights 2 there is a dwarf monk, and his deal is that he watched some monks get harassed in a bar and absolutely kick the shit out of the aggressors.
And he decided to become a monk because he wanted to kick ass like them.
No character concept will ever top that.
And he decided to become a monk because he wanted to kick ass like them.
No character concept will ever top that.
Actual play d20 streamers: please stop making PCs make rolls when you’re introducing them, especially if it’s a Perception check. It’s always obvious there is no actual risk and getting that “first roll of the game” is painful when nothing interesting is going to come of it.
February 15, 2026 at 6:53 AM
Actual play d20 streamers: please stop making PCs make rolls when you’re introducing them, especially if it’s a Perception check. It’s always obvious there is no actual risk and getting that “first roll of the game” is painful when nothing interesting is going to come of it.
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"Players seeking to have fun is bad for many games" is the opening statement of my latest post, where I argue that players should stop playing games trying to have fun, and instead let the game systems take them where they will, and trust that the fun will come.
tangentjoy.blot.im/against-intent
tangentjoy.blot.im/against-intent
Against Intent - Tangent Joy
Players seeking to have fun is bad for many games. I get frustrated, fairly often, with how people play games. It’s not a particularly serious
tangentjoy.blot.im
February 14, 2026 at 1:36 AM
"Players seeking to have fun is bad for many games" is the opening statement of my latest post, where I argue that players should stop playing games trying to have fun, and instead let the game systems take them where they will, and trust that the fun will come.
tangentjoy.blot.im/against-intent
tangentjoy.blot.im/against-intent
A CHEESEcake?! A cake crafted from CHEESE?!
My god, what wonders will they conceive of next?
My god, what wonders will they conceive of next?
February 14, 2026 at 10:41 PM
A CHEESEcake?! A cake crafted from CHEESE?!
My god, what wonders will they conceive of next?
My god, what wonders will they conceive of next?
I'm working on converting Sokol Keep from FRC1: Ruins of Adventure (aka Pool of Radiance) over to Tales of the Valiant, and I've started by simplifying the experience into a 5-room dungeon.
February 14, 2026 at 9:33 PM
I'm working on converting Sokol Keep from FRC1: Ruins of Adventure (aka Pool of Radiance) over to Tales of the Valiant, and I've started by simplifying the experience into a 5-room dungeon.
I dunno what’s more frustrating: that the algorithm knows when I am reading my Tales of the Valiant Game Master’s Guide, or that it keeps advertising it to me when I already own it.
February 14, 2026 at 4:42 PM
I dunno what’s more frustrating: that the algorithm knows when I am reading my Tales of the Valiant Game Master’s Guide, or that it keeps advertising it to me when I already own it.
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I'm probably going to refilm the intro and repost this, but if you are still on tiktok, I spent 7 hours researching, filming, & editing this-- currently I will make $0! I don't have a job until the 9th so views & engagement help
I'll probably stream some more later and maybe that will help it too
I'll probably stream some more later and maybe that will help it too
Main source: "The Incredible Story Behind the Barbie as Rapunzel Video Game" by Ally McLean (2020) I'm so excited about this one :) Finding this article a while back was a real treat. Highly recommend...
TikTok video by 🎤 Anna Belle 💾
www.tiktok.com
February 13, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I'm probably going to refilm the intro and repost this, but if you are still on tiktok, I spent 7 hours researching, filming, & editing this-- currently I will make $0! I don't have a job until the 9th so views & engagement help
I'll probably stream some more later and maybe that will help it too
I'll probably stream some more later and maybe that will help it too
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Ah, excelente.
Eu vou ignorar o fandom COM TANTA FORÇA, vocês fiquem de picuinha ai enquanto eu faço pipoca LÁ LONGE
Eu vou ignorar o fandom COM TANTA FORÇA, vocês fiquem de picuinha ai enquanto eu faço pipoca LÁ LONGE
🚨‘Knights of Guinevere’ has officially been greenlit at Glitch Productions.
Their first 2D animated show is now in full production for the first season.
Their first 2D animated show is now in full production for the first season.
February 13, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Ah, excelente.
Eu vou ignorar o fandom COM TANTA FORÇA, vocês fiquem de picuinha ai enquanto eu faço pipoca LÁ LONGE
Eu vou ignorar o fandom COM TANTA FORÇA, vocês fiquem de picuinha ai enquanto eu faço pipoca LÁ LONGE
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Finished another piece for @sixsidedgnome.bsky.social
Give them a follow if you want to know when the adventure will be published. :)
Give them a follow if you want to know when the adventure will be published. :)
February 13, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Finished another piece for @sixsidedgnome.bsky.social
Give them a follow if you want to know when the adventure will be published. :)
Give them a follow if you want to know when the adventure will be published. :)
I don't know that I'm feeling better, but I am at least not in a crisis anymore.
I am resolved to write scathing feedback to Reverse: 1999 when the patch feedback comes in. I can't do much about the state of the world in general though... so... I dunno.
I am resolved to write scathing feedback to Reverse: 1999 when the patch feedback comes in. I can't do much about the state of the world in general though... so... I dunno.
February 13, 2026 at 5:44 AM
I don't know that I'm feeling better, but I am at least not in a crisis anymore.
I am resolved to write scathing feedback to Reverse: 1999 when the patch feedback comes in. I can't do much about the state of the world in general though... so... I dunno.
I am resolved to write scathing feedback to Reverse: 1999 when the patch feedback comes in. I can't do much about the state of the world in general though... so... I dunno.
And I just accidentally deleted some actual posts while trying to delete my crashout. What a great night.
I'm sorry everyone.
I'm sorry everyone.
February 13, 2026 at 4:56 AM
And I just accidentally deleted some actual posts while trying to delete my crashout. What a great night.
I'm sorry everyone.
I'm sorry everyone.
In my experience the classes who attract the most problematic players are, in order:
1. Rogues -- will absolutely ruin the game for the DM and other players without a second thought
2. Any spellcaster who isn't a cleric -- will never learn the rules
3. Fighters - will optimize the fun out
1. Rogues -- will absolutely ruin the game for the DM and other players without a second thought
2. Any spellcaster who isn't a cleric -- will never learn the rules
3. Fighters - will optimize the fun out
February 12, 2026 at 5:06 PM
In my experience the classes who attract the most problematic players are, in order:
1. Rogues -- will absolutely ruin the game for the DM and other players without a second thought
2. Any spellcaster who isn't a cleric -- will never learn the rules
3. Fighters - will optimize the fun out
1. Rogues -- will absolutely ruin the game for the DM and other players without a second thought
2. Any spellcaster who isn't a cleric -- will never learn the rules
3. Fighters - will optimize the fun out
A quick and easy way to improve the overall quality of your D&D groups is to never invite anyone who says they have Chaotic Neutral energy, *especially* if they say they like rogues.
February 12, 2026 at 4:52 PM
A quick and easy way to improve the overall quality of your D&D groups is to never invite anyone who says they have Chaotic Neutral energy, *especially* if they say they like rogues.
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No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
February 11, 2026 at 1:46 AM
No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor