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Andrew Duncan @acelister.bsky.social · 12h

Dang it, I wanted banana milkshake!

Andrew Duncan @acelister.bsky.social · 13h

Wait, has it NOT always done that? For years I'll search for a specific thing and have to put it in quotation marks to TRY and find it, without it also finding synonyms for every word as well as every word...

Andrew Duncan @acelister.bsky.social · 13h

If King Charles gets assassinated one day, I'd suggest looking at Ninja Sex Party's Danny Sexbang as the culprit.

- Has a time machine spaceship
- Once sung about killing a king and changing the course of European history

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Andrew Duncan @acelister.bsky.social · 14h

My Nazi phase was when I was 10 or 11, I confidently told my dad and brother "I like the Gestapo".

I meant the characters on the sitcom 'Allo 'Allo, Herr Flick & von Smallhousen, and quickly explained when they looked aghast at me. My phase was about 20 seconds.

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Andrew Duncan @acelister.bsky.social · 14h

My Nazi phase was when I was 10 or 11, I confidently told my dad and brother "I like the Gestapo".

I meant the characters on the sitcom 'Allo 'Allo, Herr Flick & von Smallhousen, and quickly explained when they looked aghast at me. My phase was about 20 seconds.

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GameGrin @gamegrin.com · 17h

Or, better yet, the 10 BEST Batman tie-in games, as decided by our editor, Andrew! Well, the best as of four years ago, anyways.

www.gamegrin.com/articles/ran...

Ranking the 10 Best Batman Movie Tie-in Games | GameGrin

To celebrate The Batman arriving in cinemas, I decided to check out all of the Batman-related movie tie-ins! Honestly, it...

www.gamegrin.com

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Andrew Duncan @acelister.bsky.social · 22h

Wait, did Marvel create ANOTHER Spider-Girl? What happened to the other six?

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Andrew Duncan @acelister.bsky.social · 1d

Ooh yay, a 17mb review guide that definitely had to be attached and not hosted on Mediafire.

What are you even doing?

Andrew Duncan @acelister.bsky.social · 1d

Worse are the people who send an ICYMI email with the exact same 5mb+ of images. Great, now you've filled even more of my inbox.

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Andrew Duncan @acelister.bsky.social · 1d

Link to any assets you want to include, by all means! Google Drive, WeTransfer, there are options that don't involve attaching 20 MEGABYTES of gifs!

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Andrew Duncan @acelister.bsky.social · 1d

As I've had to delete a BUNCH of old emails containing 500kb attachments, to allow me to receive new emails, I've decided that if you email me something with more than 5mb of images or gifs, I immediately delete it.

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Andrew Duncan @acelister.bsky.social · 1d

Been randomly reminded that I really, really did not like Batman - The Telltale Series. This comes on the heels of me realising that I've recently grown cold to the entire DC line of comics. Everything in their stories just seems emotionally draining.

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Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 1d

Nobody talks about all the people Andrew Shipman DIDN'T kill.

papadeegee.bsky.social @papadeegee.bsky.social · 1d

This is a rabid witch hunt typical of the self righteous talking heads on social media and the Press. No one makes any mention of Prince Andrews many years of service to the country. Even if he made mistakes years ago and understandably tried to cover it up, what must he do to satisfy the wolf pack?

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Andrew Duncan @acelister.bsky.social · 1d

Same with Nukitashi - it is only 2 hours, unless you get the free Unrated DLC (not available on Steam), then it's like 40 hours.

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Andrew Duncan @acelister.bsky.social · 1d

The DJ name that Pikachu goes by.

Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 1d

Close up of the Fantastic Four’s Reed Richards says, with fist clenched, “BEAT‘CHU!“

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Andrew Duncan @acelister.bsky.social · 1d

I want to be good, but I just know my Joker moment is going to be when I see a spoiler for a week old podcast about a 25 year old comic that I reread a decade ago, because I haven't had time to listen yet...

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Andrew Duncan @acelister.bsky.social · 1d

Ooh, two new ways in one day! "insert an image showing the platform logos so you have to enable our images/tracking cookies because we don't mention a single one in the text"

Andrew Duncan @acelister.bsky.social · 1d

"all major gaming platforms" is a new one in the "people refuse to copy/paste a list of platforms" challenge.

Andrew Duncan @acelister.bsky.social · Mar 25

It's quite misleading if a PR email says "available on all platforms" with no list anywhere else in the email of which platforms those are. There are brand new games being released for the Game Boy and Mega Drive!

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Fear Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 2d

Well well well

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Andrew Duncan @acelister.bsky.social · 2d

Me: You know, the view kinda loses its majesty after the third hour...
Magneto, kidnapping me in a magnetic bubble to Asteroid M 250km above Earth: I can only travel so fast, you know?

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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 2d

Them: “no one had pronouns in my day”
A TV Character from their day:

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Andrew Duncan @acelister.bsky.social · 2d

Me: "~I am the man, who will fight for your honour!~"
The Judge: "That's nice, but you will still need to enter a plea."

Andrew Duncan @acelister.bsky.social · 3d

Someone finally got around to watching Red Dwarf.
youtu.be/YAwghuijGgM

A screen grab of Indy100 with the headline "Space discovery shows that the pyramids were built using ingenious method"

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Scott Frerichs @kaiserneko.bsky.social · 3d

It doesn't matter how despicable a person is, mocking their innate physical appearance is always wrong.

Not because it's cruel to them, but because it perpetuates the harmful idea that innate physical appearance has anything to do with one's character / beliefs / actions.

Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 6d

Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?

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Andrew Duncan @acelister.bsky.social · 3d

Shout out to the other owner of a Chrysler Grand Voyager in my town who absolutely made my day yesterday by waving madly to me as I drove past them in my Chrysler Grand Voyager.